Naturally Airheaded, but Everyone Says I'm a Tease

[Please add my next novel on my homepage to your favorites. Thanks for supporting the official release~!] Blurb [Self-Deluding, Lovesick Top X Wooden-Headed, Naturally Clueless Bottom] -.- & O.O 1. As soon as Ning Xun arrived in the big city, his little electric scooter got intimately acquainted with a luxury car. He patted the two hundred yuan in his pocket and decided to share a rental with the car owner and “work off his debt with his body.” His roommate and creditor was poor but handsome, had a bad temper but was handsome, and was... well, handsome. Ning Xun decided he could put up with the bad temper! It was just that his roommate seemed to be getting... weirder and weirder. When drunk, he'd carry Ning Xun on his back and say he was being coy. When Ning Xun saw someone else, he'd get mad and tell him to behave. When Ning Xun got hurt, he'd bury his face in the crook of his neck, eyes bloodshot, and call him baby. Ning Xun was stunned. Is everyone in the city like this? O.O 2. At a young age, Jiang Xiangchen was already a major force in the entertainment industry. Looks and acting talent? He had both. A good reputation? He had a temper. Want him to leave? His connections were powerful. Everyone in the entertainment industry: Best not to mess with him. But nobody knew that the big shot had recently fallen out with his family. He had no money and was sharing a rental with another clueless, penniless idiot. His agent booked him on a dating reality show. Jiang Xiangchen had just finished cursing out the production team when he turned around and saw someone who looked exactly like his roommate. Ning Xun: “Didn't you say you were playing music at a bar?” Jiang Xiangchen: “Didn't you say you were hauling bricks for Old Wang next door?” His roommate slapped his forehead. Now he got it! He excitedly took Jiang Xiangchen's hand. “Everyone says people in the entertainment industry make lots of money and barely have to work. I never thought you'd come too.” 3. Jiang Xiangchen gradually realized that he was the one acting like a stranger to Ning Xun on the dating show, and he was also the one sulking. Ning Xun had a date privilege and didn't even come looking for him! Why was he calling that other person big brother or big sister? Were they even close? You little ingrate, you want to switch partners for the prize money? Dream on! Who does that person think he is, calling Ning Xun “bro”? Who's spreading rumors and shipping them? He could tolerate Ning Xun loving money, but he couldn't tolerate even the slightest suspicion of a rival in love. So... Director: “The loser gets punished. Call the first person in your WeChat chat list.” Jiang Xiangchen confidently hit the call button. Ning Xun, whose phone rang: “...” The comments, seeing the chat history: “...Didn't they say they didn't know each other?” Director: “We'll be dropping by your homes in a bit.” Jiang Xiangchen invited them cheerfully: “Then let's go to my place first.” Ning Xun, who lived with him: “...” The comments, after watching the whole thing: “I'm under the bed. Actually, they do it every night.” 4. According to gossip in wealthy circles, the Jiang family's heir had finally agreed to return to the family home. He'd even brought along the rumored boyfriend he'd met online. Everyone assumed Ning Xun had ulterior motives and was stringing Jiang Xiangchen along. Until they saw for themselves: the Jiang family's young master wrapped his arms around his little boyfriend's waist from behind, slipped a black card into his tightly cinched waist sash, and said seriously with his wild, handsome, cool, domineering face: “I'm sorry. I really went too far last night. Here's some money. Can you not run away from home? I'm scared sleeping alone in such a big house.” It was over. The Jiang family had produced a true romantic. [Reader's guide] * Cold-faced, underwear-washing, self-deluding lovesick top * Slightly universally adored, wooden-headed, naturally clueless, obedient darling bottom * Entertainment industry + wealthy families, no real-life inspirations, one-on-one, both virgins, happy ending * Metal, wood, water, fire, earth (earth, earth, earth) Theme: Don't fret over a journey of a thousand miles. The winds of change will come.