Plants Vs. OO, but with Random Imitators

Takizawa Ringo, who slacks off at work in a pharmaceutical company, has recently fallen in love with a new game: Plants vs. OO Random Mimic Edition. Players plant Mimics, which randomly generate plants and monsters with all kinds of abilities to stop monsters from invading. Whether you grow plants or monsters is all up to luck. While on a mission with his tireless coworkers, Takizawa Ringo slacks off playing the game. He clears stages alongside his gaming partners, special-grade sorcerers Satoru and Suguru, fighting off cursed spirits. He plants rows of plants, but eighty percent of the random results are cursed spirits. The enemy team’s numbers go up by 111111. Takizawa Ringo: ... His gaming partners, special-grade sorcerers Satoru and Suguru: ? After grinding away for dozens of days, Takizawa Ringo unlocks a new map: Teyvat. Takizawa Ringo teams up with his newly made friend, the Traveler, to clear all sorts of stage missions. They start the first chapter’s boss quest: teaming up with the Anemo Archon to fight the Stormterror. The dragon roars. Takizawa Ringo confidently plants a row of Mimics, waiting to smash the dragon to pieces. The Mimics roll a bunch of Abyss Mages, Hilichurls, and all sorts of monsters. Several factions break into a chaotic battle, with flashy effects flying everywhere. Takizawa Ringo: ... The Anemo Archon: Wow. * A quiet, taciturn new student has arrived at Jujutsu High, and their cursed technique is hard to make sense of. The new student first digs up the school field to plant sunflowers, then tears down the teachers’ building to grow potatoes. They do whatever they please and refuse to follow orders, “driving” a whole bunch of teachers up the wall with their deadpan expression. When cursed spirits invade and attack the school, the new student plants a row of plants. A bunch of cursed spirits pop out and streak off to the enemy side in a shower of sparks. Classmates: They’re a mole! Cursed spirits: There’s an opportunity like this? Recently, a strange oddball even stranger than the Traveler has appeared in Teyvat. The Seven Nations have joined forces to put out a massive bounty on them. Mondstadt, Liyue... Wherever this person goes, chaos follows. Word has it this oddball is the ultimate agent of chaos, able to summon all kinds of monsters, with an unclear allegiance, neither good nor evil. Ultimate agent of chaos: ... What do you mean, unclear allegiance, neither good nor evil? I’m just a simple, kind-hearted unlucky player! This lousy game is completely unplayable! Note: The male lead is crazy, and so is the author. Seriously crazy, not even kidding. Don’t expect any logic either. Everyone’s gone crazy. Coming next: A New Way to Cultivate Immortality in the Cultivation World Li Muyi, who died from overwork while painting, gets bound to a Villain Self-Rescue System. The moment she’s bound, she transmigrates. * A notorious villainess kidnaps a sect’s young master and sends out wedding invitations far and wide, announcing that she will marry him. After the young master is kidnapped, his elders come to the rescue. A whole group arrives to eliminate the villainess, chanting, “Destroy the demoness, save the young master!” As luck would have it, Li Muyi is that villainess. Things are hellish from the start. The System gives her a beginner’s pack to turn things around, with a one-in-a-thousand chance of granting a wish. Without a second thought, Li Muyi wishes for the iPad she just bought. It works, and even comes with a stylus. * With an utterly disastrous start, Li Muyi turns the tide with her divine iPad! With the head of Tianyan Sect pointing a sword at her, Li Muyi takes out her divine artifact and declares confidently: “I present my life-bound magical artifact, the iPad. How will you respond?” To keep up her villainess persona, Li Muyi goes around making enemies. Surrounded by a sect and facing death, Li Muyi takes out her divine artifact again, opens Penguin, and says, “Wait while I call in backup.” What has she got to fear from her enemies? She’s a villainess. What’s wrong with having a whole group chat full of supporters? * With her life-bound magical artifact, Li Muyi cultivates a very novel kind of immortality. She even uses 108 secret identities she made up to flirt with men everywhere. The head of Luming Academy and the heir of Shuize Province both fall for her. Li Muyi takes off after everything is done, leaving not a trace behind. Only Qingmin, the Sword Venerable who hides his blade in Shanluan Chuan, wields an unnamed divine sword and insists on a love-hate relationship with her. Li Muyi picks up her iPad, opens the romance game she just downloaded, and waves her hand. A lineup of handsome men with wildly different styles appears right in front of the Sword Venerable Qingmin. “What are you supposed to be? I only love fictional characters!” The next second, a message appears in the game: Your trial has ended. Draw a card to obtain the character. All the handsome men vanish at once. The Sword Venerable Qingmin points his sword at Li Muyi and sneers, “Oh? You love fictional characters?” Li Muyi: “Gacha games with paid pulls? Not even a dog would play those.” Theme: Luck is fleeting and elusive. In the end, people should rely on their own abilities!