The Taoist Says We Must Be Scientific

[-Blurb-] Huaxia Jiaotong University is, in name, a comprehensive university. Few people know that it is actually a "modern cultivation university," dedicated to training cultivators for the nation. The various departments on campus may look perfectly ordinary, but they are always causing all sorts of fantastical "commotions" when no one is looking. As a result, the student union president, Yun Zhongzi, the university's designated master of strategic spin, has to rack his brains every day to manage the school's many abnormal incidents. Outlandish outfits, convention cosplay; spells and talismans, special effects on campus; When in doubt, quantum mechanics; when things don't add up, pay tribute to Cthulhu! Yun Zhongzi: If you ask me, it's all science! Reporter: No offense, but your name really doesn't sound like that of a scientist... Yun Zhongzi: A neutron is one of the nucleons that make up an atomic nucleus. What's unscientific about that? Reporter: ... Reporter: May I ask what your major is? Yun Zhongzi: Physics. I research multidimensional quantum spaces. Reporter: … (leans back in tactical alarm) Yun Zhongzi: Any other questions? ^_^ Reporter: Sorry to bother you! Yun Zhongzi: There's no such thing as the occult in this world... With that, he took one step into four-dimensional space and ascended on the spot. [-Read Before You Start-] ※ This is fictional, with a wild imagination and mountains of original lore. Don't take it too seriously. ※ Lian Zhao (gong) × Yun Zhongzi (shou). Plot to romance ratio: 7:3. ※ A physics primer (don't believe that). No background knowledge is needed to enjoy it. ※ The author loves foreshadowing and keeps the logic consistent. Any questions you have while reading will be answered later. ※ Written and revised as it serialized. Pirated versions may have many differences in detail and errors, so please read the official version. [-Announcements-] · My health is poor, so updates are irregular. · Anti-piracy: 80%. Studied finance. Not a student at Jiaotong University. Obsessive-compulsive. If you find something lost, trust science. Check my profile for my track record. An obtuse angle. · No reposting of any kind. Next planned novel: The Literary Master's Diner The idea archive was recorded on 2018-08-07. Weibo: @Guan Ming Da Ji Ji Theme: The future of the occult is science.