Still Not Pardoned Today

★The main story ends when he is recruited. It's a silly little short story with no real logic and no angst, just for fun. Hope you enjoy!★ Ever since Xiao Chichuan realized that two of his coworkers might be undercover agents from the Public Security Bureau, he has had two wishes. One is to be recruited by the authorities, and the other is also to be recruited by the authorities. Xiao Chichuan's Seven Virtues: [Clear-headedness], This lousy organization is unbearable. I have to find a way to get a job with the Public Security Bureau. [Confidence], Scotland and Bourbon looked at me. They must really want to recruit me! [Curiosity], If they don't recruit me, then who do Scotland and Bourbon want to recruit? [Perseverance], They didn't recruit me the day before yesterday or yesterday, and they haven't recruited me today. I'll just wait for them to come recruit me tomorrow. [Friendliness], Of course I'm not befriending Scotland and Bourbon just to get recruited. How can you call deliberately getting close to someone a thing friends do? [Integrity], Recruit me! I can help you hack the organization's servers, and I can also help you hack the FBI's servers. [Sincerity], I just want to be recruited. What's wrong with that? #The story of how I sprinted in the wrong direction while trying to save myself# [Reader Advisory] *Lighthearted and fun, with no real logic or angst. Just for a laugh. *The protagonist is in the liquor distillery, but his heart is firmly with the Red Team. His only goal is to be recruited! *The protagonist has kinesia-induced aphasia. Simply put, he can understand what people say but can't express himself clearly, so he rarely speaks. Communication mostly relies on brain waves that never quite match up. *Why not use sign language? Because he doesn't know it! Why not type or write? Because he doesn't want more people to realize he has aphasia! There are lots of ways he could communicate, but this is just for fun. Let's all enjoy ourselves. Core message: Save yourself.