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During his time at Jujutsu High, white-haired, sunglasses-wearing DK Gojo had a red-haired lover. She was beautiful, kind, and good at making desserts, and DK Gojo adored her.
He planned to marry her as soon as they graduated from Jujutsu High and announce it to the whole world, staking his claim so no random cat or dog would dare covet his lover.
Miss Lover didn't quite understand, but she still accepted his proposal and slipped the plastic diamond ring he'd grabbed on a whim onto her finger.
"Okay, but when the time comes, you have to get me a real ring ten times bigger." Miss Lover's eyes sparkled as she looked forward to a diamond ten times the size.
Then the next day, Miss Lover vanished while exorcising a cursed spirit.
DK Gojo searched for her for a long time, but even after he became Teacher Gojo, he still hadn't found her. Just back from a mission, Teacher Gojo rubbed the ring on his ring finger and thought about Miss Lover, looking deeply lonely.
The next second, his students broke his solitude with a string of shrieks from the dormitory. Teacher Gojo decided to go see what his students were up to and have some fun... No, he decided to go check on them.
When he arrived, he saw Student A in bear pajamas, Student B wrapped in a bath towel and bright red in the face, Student C comforting Student B, and Student D, who was a panda.
And Special Grade Vengeful Cursed Spirit E, who belonged to Student B, was enthusiastically demolishing the school alongside another familiar figure.
That familiar figure, with familiar cursed energy, dodged E's attack and landed beside him, greeting him with a smile. "Yo, Gojo. What's with the look? Finally quit being a DK and become a badminton shuttlecock?"
Gojo: "Isn't calling me a badminton shuttlecock a bit much? I think I look pretty cool."
Tsukimi Sakura: "Emmm... As long as you're happy, Gojo."
Gojo: "Huh? Isn't an eye covering pretty cool? What does that look mean? You don't think it's cool? It really isn't? Do I really look that much like a shuttlecock?!"
Miss Lover laughed, trying to get out of it with cuteness.
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* Pairing: 5t5. They are already together from the start, but Miss Lover has gloriously lost her memory.
* She will regain her memories in the middle or later part of the story.
* Definitely a happy ending. If it's not, I'll pay you back!
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[Check out the neighboring ongoing story: I Earn Rewards by Reporting My Boyfriends and Doing One Good Deed a Month]
1.
Yuchu Anyang was broke. Then one day, after going hungry for three days, she finally crawled out of her room to find a sucker she could swindle. But the sucker she picked suddenly kidnapped her and took her to the middle of nowhere in the mountains.
The sucker even demanded that a graduate of Tokyo University go back and study at Jujutsu High.
Yuchu Anyang: ? Wait, is that even reasonable?
Clearly it was, because the sucker's combat strength was astonishing.
Yuchu Anyang had no choice but to switch careers and become a jujutsu sorcerer. Her body might have given in, but her spirit hadn't.
She still wanted to become a trillionaire more than she wanted to be a Jujutsu High student.
[The People's Teacher Who Teaches Without a License]:
Crack open your safe while cracking open your heart.
[The Self-Employed Boss Who Doesn't Pay His Employees]:
Resell your limited-edition figurines, then resell your engagement ring.
[The Underage Detective for Hire]:
Even after sharing a kiss with you, I'll still make off with all your snacks.
[The Religious Leader of a Massive Cult]:
Embezzle your savings, then embezzle your cage made of pure gold.
[The Famous Wanted Criminal Who Loves Terrorist Attacks]:
[The Warmhearted Mafia Executive]:
[The Unemployed, Airheaded Man on a Wanted Poster]:
[The Water Ghost She Rescued Out of the Goodness of Her Heart]:
2.
Little rich lady Yuchu Anyang made her fortune by reporting her boyfr... ahem, criminal suspects. She realized that earning rewards just by reporting people probably wouldn't make her a trillionaire.
After thinking about it for three days and three nights, she finally came up with a plan.
Hey, she could turn this thing into an entire business chain! Then all she'd have to do was teach classes and collect speaking fees, tuition, and textbook money. Easy money, just like that!
Unfortunately, people were shortsighted and couldn't see the big picture. Yuchu Anyang gazed at the empty classroom in front of her and sighed. Apparently, nobody could see the tremendous potential in the criminal-reporting business chain.
But just as Yuchu Anyang thought the golden business she'd had her eye on had gone bust and was about to close up shop, a crowd of beautiful young, middle-aged, and older people suddenly appeared, crying and begging to sign up.
Yuchu Anyang: ?
Yuchu Anyang: ...Never mind. I'll start the class first!
Only later, when Yuchu Anyang saw that every one of her beautiful students, young and old, had a whole bunch of handsome, rich boyfriends, did she suddenly realize: They hadn't seen the huge potential of the business of reporting criminals. They'd just thought this was a class on how to land a rich guy...
Young trillionaire Yuchu Anyang: ...
Well, it works. As long as I make money.
3.
On December 31, Yuchu Anyang filled out an annual report for her busy year.
[January: Dated a people's teacher who called himself GTG but seemed to be teaching without a license. Did one good deed a month and anonymously reported him.]
[February: Dated a self-employed boss who shamelessly withheld his employees' wages. Did one good deed a month and anonymously reported him.]
[March: Dated a genius detective, an underage boy who likes to claim he's an adult. Did one good deed a month and anonymously reported his employer.]
[April: Dated a religious leader and discovered he was the head of a massive cult. Did one good deed a month and anonymously reported him.]
[May: Dated a famous wanted criminal whose hobbies were Yakult, the shamisen, and terrorist attacks. Did one good deed a month and anonymously reported him.]
[June: Dated a Mafia executive, a warmhearted fellow who likes helping old ladies cross the street. Did one good deed a month and anonymously reported him.]
[July: Dated an unemployed airhead who looked exactly like the photo on a wanted poster. Did one good deed a month and anonymously reported him.]
[August: I had a burst of kindness and rescued a water ghost. Now it's clinging to me. No good deed goes unpunished, tsk!]
[September: Discovered that the water ghost had once been in the underworld and killed people. I was overjoyed and immediately did one good deed a month by anonymously reporting him.]
[October: Discovered the people's teacher and religious leader were one and only best friends.]
[November: Discovered the self-employed boss, famous wanted criminal, and unemployed airhead had been childhood friends for years.]
[December: Discovered the water ghost was a former coworker of the Mafia executive and a current coworker of the genius detective.]
Just as she was about to continue writing down her achievements, someone knocked on the window. Yuchu Anyang looked up and saw the water ghost, out of the detention center once again, happily standing there with her seven boyfriends.
"Miss Yuchu, long time no see. Happy New Year!"
Yuchu Anyang: ...
[December: The water ghost showed up with the seven boyfriends I'd anonymously reported before and cornered me. I got caught.]
Yuchu Anyang: I'm doomed!!!
* Yuchu Anyang is broke. Extremely, tremendously, super, excessively, very, exceptionally, unbelievably broke!
* The people listed in the annual report are Gojo Satoru, Sakata Gintoki, Edogawa Ranpo, Geto Suguru, Takasugi Shinsuke, Nakahara Chuuya, Katsura Kotaro, and Dazai Osamu.
* Please ignore the worldbuilding inconsistencies between Gintama and the other settings.
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[Other upcoming stories: Four's a Crowd, and It Has No Future. Female lead, no pairing. Four close friends have no future; three close friends are much more stable.
[How Can I, a Grade Four Jujutsu Sorcerer, Get the Strongest to Fall for Me? Pairing: 5t5. I had a crush on my senpai, and I finally succeeded in winning him over.
[Having an Extremely Handsome Ex-Boyfriend Is So Cool. A DK Gojo-Geto love triangle. After dating the strongest guys to act cool, I broke up with them.
[A Monster's Upside-Down Prelude. Pairing: Yuji. A Special Grade mother, her hapless daughter, and her well-behaved son.
[Special Grade Sorcerer Ye. Male lead, no pairing. Ye Xiu switches careers and becomes a jujutsu sorcerer.
[Gojo Meow Battle, Now Serializing! 5t5, no pairing. What should you do when Teacher Gojo turns into a cat?]
Theme: Good people get good things in return
Special-Grade Sorcerer Shinichi Kudo Makes His Entrance
The Spirit Detective Refuses to Become a Second Personality
Can't a Face-Blind Person Become a Great Detective?
A Strawberry Became the World's Strongest, Surely Something Went Wrong?
Welcome to the Human-Supremacist Jujutsu High
After My Contemporary Poured Their Heart Out to Me
I Earn Bonuses by Reporting My Boyfriend and Doing Good Deeds Every Month
Having a Handsome Ex-Boyfriend Is Seriously So Cool
The last sentence was automatically dubbed in my mind 😂
Jie gives Satoru psychological counseling. Hahahahaha. It's so hellish. Hahahaha.
I finally finished watching it, it was a little bit anticlimactic and not very good at the end. I felt that the story of Gojo Satoru was very small, and it didn't fully explain what happened after being missing for ten years and why the memory was sealed.
[Recommend me to receive advance notice for my next book: "I earn bonuses by reporting my boyfriend for doing one good deed every month"] 1. Yuchu Anyang was a poor girl, until one day, after being hungry for three days because of poverty, she finally crawled out of the room and tried to find a way to get some money from her, but she was suddenly kidnapped by the person she chose and taken to a deep mountain forest. The bully even asked her, a graduate of Dongda University, to re-study in a junior high school. The rain comes out of Anyang:? No, is this reasonable? Obviously very reasonable, because the force value of the enemy is astonishingly high. Yuchu Anyang had no choice but to change his profession and become a conjurer. But although her body surrendered, her mind did not. Compared to a college student, she still wants to be a billionaire. [People's teachers who teach without a license]: When I pry open your safe, I also pry open your heart. [Self-entrepreneurial boss who owes employees wages]: Reselling your limited edition figurine, and then reselling your engagement ring. [Underage detective employed]: Even if I have a mouthful with you, I will take away all your snacks. [The religious ancestor of a large-scale cult]: Embezzling your financial savings, and embezzling your cage made of pure gold. [Famous wanted criminal who loves terrorism/attacks]: [Warm-hearted Mafia cadres]: [The unemployed man on the wanted list is naturally stupid]: [The water ghost rescued by a kind heart]: 2. Relying on reporting on her boyfriend... Bah, Yuchu Anyang, a young rich woman who made a fortune by reporting on criminal suspects, found that just relying on reporting to earn bonuses did not seem to make her a billionaire. After thinking for three days and three nights, she finally came up with a solution. Hey, she can develop this thing into an industrial chain! At that time, she will only have to teach and charge lecture fees, class fees, and book fees to make money for free. It is so easy! Unfortunately, everyone in the world is blind and short-sighted. Yuchu Anyang looked at the empty classroom in front of him and sighed quietly. Obviously, no one can see through the phenomenon and see the huge potential in this reporting industry chain. I just didn't expect that just when Yu Chu Anyang thought that the gold industry he was optimistic about would die prematurely and was about to close down, many beautiful young, middle-aged and old people suddenly appeared crying and begging to sign up to study. The rain comes out of Anyang:? Yuchu Anyang: ... No matter what, let's start the class first! Later. You won't know until the rain comes out of Anyang. It turns out that these beautiful young, middle-aged and elderly students just thought she was here for a fishing training class... The young billionaire comes out of Anyang:... Yeah, that's okay, as long as you can make money. 3. On December 31, Yuchu Anyang filled out the annual report for this busy year. [In January, I talked about a people's teacher who calls himself GTG but is suspected of teaching without a license. He has done one good thing every month and reported it anonymously] [In February, I talked about a self-employed boss who unethically defaulted on wages to his employees. I have done a good deed every month and reported it anonymously] [In March, I talked about a genius detective, a minor who likes to say that he is an adult. He has done a good deed every month and anonymously reported his employer.] [In April, I talked about a religious leader and found out that he was the head of a large-scale religious cult. He has done one good deed a month and reported it anonymously] [In May, I talked about a famous wanted criminal who likes Yakult, Shamisen and terrorist attacks. He has done one good deed a month and reported it anonymously] [In June, I talked to a cadre who was a warm-hearted person who loved to send old ladies across the street. He had done one good deed a month and reported it anonymously] [In July, I talked about being unemployed and naturally stupid. I looked exactly like the photo on the wanted poster. I have done a good deed every month and reported it anonymously.] [In August, I showed my kindness and rescued a water ghost and got entangled. Good people are not rewarded, tsk! [In September, I found out that the water ghost had been a gangster and killed people. I was very happy. Immediately do one good deed per month and report anonymously] [In October, I discovered that the people's teacher and the religious patriarch are one and only close friends] [In November, I discovered that the self-starting boss and the famous wanted criminal, Wu Xingrandai, are young tame dyes who have known each other for many years] [In December, it was discovered that the water ghost and the top cadre were former colleagues, and he and the genius detective were current colleagues] Just when she was about to pick up the pen and continue writing the fruits of her labor, someone knocked on the window. Yuchu Anyang looked up and saw the water ghost coming out of the detention center again with her seven boyfriends and said happily. "Miss Ameide, long time no see. Happy New Year~" Rain comes out of Anyang:… [In December, the water ghost brought seven boyfriends who had reported anonymously to the door to block people, and they were blocked] Anyang at the beginning of the rain: My life is at an end!!! *When the rain comes out of Anyang, you will be poor. Special, very, super, extremely, very, very, extraordinarily, poor! *Those in the annual report are Gojo Satoru, Sakata Gintoki, Edogawa Ranpo, Natsu Yujie, Takasugi Shinsuke, Nakahara Chuuya, Katsura Kotaro, and Dazai Osamu *The male protagonist has not yet been decided. But it must be filled out, so I filled out the annual report first. *Please ignore the inconsistency between Gintama and other worldviews
What a pity, such a cute curse spirit is rare
But if he takes back the real person so early, he won't be able to control the realm, and the taken in curse spirit will stop growing 🐶
Why is Jay's attention so different? [Shut up] [Shut up]
Gojo Satoru: So, you blame me?
[Tweet my pre-receipt: "By reporting my boyfriend, I earn bonuses for doing one good deed per month"] 1. The poor man Yuchu Anyang finally found a way to become a rich man after starving himself for three days. Of course, it's not something as immoral as hugging someone with money, but - report the criminal! When she looked at the glorious deeds written on the police station's bulletin board, tears of excitement flowed uncontrollably from her eyes: Report... One hundred thousand... Two hundred thousand... Provide clues... Three hundred thousand... Seize... One million... Oh my God! After being poor for so long, she was finally able to embark on the path to the top of the money pyramid in her lifetime. Yuchu Anyang first tried to report the criminal suspect who kidnapped her and went to the mountains and forests to teach without a license, and then she successfully received a bonus of 50,000 yuan. Although she doesn't have much money, this is a big step for Yuchu Anyang to become a wealthy person, and it is also an important turning point in her life. Her eyes immediately lit up, and she approached the prize money... Er, criminal suspects among the crowd of people with discerning eyes. This one is rewarded 10,000 yuan for arrears of wages of minors, that one is rewarded 30,000 yuan for employing minors, this one is rewarded 200,000 yuan for the leader of the evil/cult, that one is rewarded 490,000 yuan for being a famous wanted criminal, this one is rewarded 570,000 yuan for Mafia executives, and that one is rewarded 430,000 yuan for blowing up the police station... Wait, the one who is arrears of wages for minors can actually get another bonus, how cool! Sure enough. Yuchu Anyang held the "Courageous Act for a Righteousness" certificate and the "Alarm Expert" medal issued by the police station in his hands. He counted a series of balances in his bank card and was deeply moved in his heart. Only by sacrificing her boyfriend... Bah, only by sacrificing criminal suspects can her life become rich. 2. On December 31, Yuchu Anyang filled out the annual report for this busy year. [In January, I talked about a people's teacher who calls himself GTG but is suspected of teaching without a license. He has done one good thing every month and reported it anonymously] [In February, I talked about a self-employed boss who unethically defaulted on wages to minors. I have done a good deed every month and reported it anonymously] [In March, I talked about a genius detective, a minor who likes to say that he is an adult. He has done a good deed every month and anonymously reported his employer.] [In April, I talked about a religious leader and found out that he was the head of a large-scale religious cult. He has done one good deed a month and reported it anonymously] [In May, I talked about a famous wanted criminal who likes Yakult, Shamisen and terrorist attacks. He has done one good deed a month and reported it anonymously] [In June, I talked with a Mafia cadre. He was a warm-hearted person who loved to send old ladies across the street. He had done one good deed a month and reported it anonymously.] [In July, I talked about being unemployed and naturally stupid. I looked exactly like the photo on the wanted poster. I have done a good deed every month and reported it anonymously.] [In August, I showed my kindness and rescued a water ghost and got entangled. Good people are not rewarded, tsk! [In September, I found out that the water ghost had been a gangster and killed people. I was very happy. Immediately do one good deed per month and report anonymously] [In October, I discovered that the people's teacher and the religious patriarch are one and only close friends] [In November, I discovered that the self-starting boss and the famous wanted criminal, Wu Xingrandai, are young tame dyes who have known each other for many years] [In December, it was discovered that the water ghost and the Mafia cadre were former colleagues, and he and the genius detective were current colleagues] Just when she was about to pick up the pen and continue writing the fruits of her labor, someone knocked on the window. Yuchu Anyang looked up and saw the water ghost coming out of the detention center again with her seven boyfriends and said happily. "Miss Ameide, long time no see. Happy New Year~" Rain comes out of Anyang:… [In December, the water ghost brought seven boyfriends who had reported anonymously to the door to block people, and they were blocked] Anyang at the beginning of the rain: My life is at an end!!! *When the rain comes out of Anyang, you will be poor. Special, very, super, extremely, very, very, extraordinarily, poor! *Those in the annual report are Gojo Satoru, Sakata Gintoki, Edogawa Ranpo, Natsu Yujie, Takasugi Shinsuke, Nakahara Chuuya, Katsura Kotaro, and Dazai Osamu *The male protagonist has not yet been decided. But it must be filled out, so I filled out the annual report first. *Please ignore the inconsistency between Gintama and other worldviews
Great, we are saved by the new Gojo Satoru bg [Good Luck Lotus]