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Kuse Narumi was a beginner at gal games. The first time she played one, she got every single bad ending. She slammed down her controller, decided games were a waste of time that would hurt her studies, and swore on the spot that she'd never touch another game again. If she did, she could be a dog.
Until one day, she saw her sweet, adorable deskmate playing a romance game called "dokidoki~~ Love [Heart] Adventure." Kuse Narumi had sworn never to touch games again, but the game's white-haired, blue-eyed poster boy...and the smoking girl with a beauty mark behind him immediately stole her heart.
Ah, that mark on her sister's face isn't a beauty mark, it's my heart. What she's smoking isn't a cigarette, it's my life.
Kuse Narumi took the recommendation and made a scummy declaration: She was going to win over that smoking girl with the beauty mark.
However, she had no idea.
The game that made her want to be a dog didn't have a yuri route.
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[Happy Birthday] [Nameless Person] [Stray Dog] [Lame Lamb] [Sunflower Field Beyond Reach] [Butterflies Dancing] [Missing a Corner] [Bird Drowned in a Cage] [Gift]...
After seeing one bad ending after another, Kuse Narumi put on a pained expression.
Why did I get another bad ending?! Why, after all these bad endings, haven't any of my wives shown up in these beautiful CGs?! Why aren't any of my wives even mentioned in the endings?!
Goodbye. I am Kuse Narumi, and I can't spend another second in a world where my wives don't exist.jpg
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Kuse Narumi got what she wanted: she was forced to transmigrate. The System told her that every character who appeared in the CGs would retain their memories from previous playthroughs. If Kuse Narumi managed to get a happy ending, she could return to her doghouse.
Kuse Narumi readily agreed, swearing that she would give all her darling wives happy endings.
And so her darling wives got their happy endings, but all the characters who appeared in the ending CGs went dark.
Looking at the now-corrupted characters in front of her, Kuse Narumi made another scummy declaration: But what does this have to do with a hardworking player who's just trying to clear the yuri routes?
System: [Censored] Of course it has something to do with you! Because this [censored] game doesn't have a yuri route!
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* Romance-oriented, because this game really doesn't have a yuri route. Even after transmigrating, it still doesn't have a yuri route.
* Probably a crossover of Jujutsu Kaisen, Yokohama's Black Mafia, the Great Ten-Year Battle, and Edo aliens. More may be added later.
* Game chapters are listed below. The maps keep jumping back and forth.
The Passionate Romance of Jujutsu Sorcerers: Capturing Hearts~
Playthrough One [Moon Without Light] completed
Playthrough Two [July's Blazing Heat] in progress
The Heart-Pounding Story: Handsome Mafia Members Have Invaded My Heart?!
Playthrough One [Blood-Screaming Canary] completed
Time X Great Battle: The World Ten Years Later~Who Is My Boyfriend?!
Playthrough One [Homeward Bound] completed
A Thrilling Journey Through Time: What Do I Do When a Handsome Guy Won't~Leave Me Alone?!
Playthrough One [Dreams That Flow and Circle] completed
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[Check out my other concurrently updating story: Reporting My Boyfriend Earns Me Monthly Good Deeds and Bonuses]
1.
Amadeo Yude was broke. Then one day, after going hungry for three days because she was poor, she finally crawled out of her room to find a sucker she could swindle. But the sucker she picked kidnapped her and took her to some remote mountain forest.
The sucker even wanted her, a graduate of the University of Tokyo, to go back and study at Jujutsu High.
Amadeo Yude: ? Wait, is this even reasonable?
Apparently it was, because the sucker's fighting strength was astonishing.
With no other choice, Amadeo Yude had to change careers and become a sorcerer. But even if her body had given in, her heart hadn't.
She'd still rather be a trillionaire than a Jujutsu High student.
[Unlicensed Jujutsu High Homeroom Teacher]:
Pick the lock on your safe, and pick the lock on your heart.
[Self-Employed Business Owner Who Doesn't Pay Their Employees]:
Resell your limited-edition collectible figures, then resell your engagement ring.
[Underage Detective on the Payroll]:
I'll kiss you on the mouth, then make off with all your snacks.
[Cult Leader of a Massive Religion]:
Embezzle your savings, then embezzle the cage you had made of pure gold.
[Famous Wanted Criminal Who Loves Terrorism]:
[Warmhearted Mafia Executive]:
[Unemployed Airhead on a Wanted Poster]:
[Water Ghost Rescued in a Moment of Kindness]:
2.
The little rich lady Amadeo Yude had made her fortune by reporting her boyfriends... Ahem, criminal suspects. But she realized that reporting people for rewards alone wouldn't make her a trillionaire.
After thinking about it for three days and three nights, she finally came up with an idea.
Hey, she could turn this into an entire industry! Then all she'd have to do was teach classes and collect lecture fees, tuition, and textbook fees to make money for free. Easy peasy!
Unfortunately, the world was full of blind, short-sighted people. Amadeo Yude gazed at the empty classroom in front of her and let out a wistful sigh. Clearly, nobody could see the huge potential of this criminal-reporting industry.
Just when Amadeo Yude thought her golden business idea had flopped and was about to close up shop, a crowd of beautiful young, middle-aged, and elderly people suddenly came rushing in, begging to sign up.
Amadeo Yude: ?
Amadeo Yude: ...Whatever. Let's start the class first!
It wasn't until later, when Amadeo Yude saw that all her beautiful students, young and old, had several handsome, wealthy boyfriends apiece, that she suddenly realized the truth: They hadn't recognized the huge potential of the criminal-reporting business. They thought this was a dating-skills class...
Young trillionaire Amadeo Yude: ...
Well, I guess that's fine. As long as I'm making money.
3.
On December 31, Amadeo Yude filled out an annual report for her busy year.
[January: Dated a Jujutsu High homeroom teacher who called himself GTG but seemed to be teaching without a license. Did my monthly good deed and reported him anonymously.]
[February: Dated a self-employed business owner who had no moral compunctions about withholding employee wages. Did my monthly good deed and reported him anonymously.]
[March: Dated a genius detective, an underage kid who liked to claim he was an adult. Did my monthly good deed and anonymously reported his employer.]
[April: Dated a religious leader and discovered he was the head of a massive cult. Did my monthly good deed and reported him anonymously.]
[May: Dated a famous wanted criminal whose hobbies were Yakult, the shamisen, and terrorist attacks. Did my monthly good deed and reported him anonymously.]
[June: Dated a Mafia executive who was so warmhearted he helped old ladies cross the street. Did my monthly good deed and reported him anonymously.]
[July: Dated an unemployed airhead who looked exactly like the person in a wanted poster. Did my monthly good deed and reported him anonymously.]
[August: In a moment of kindness, rescued a water ghost. Now it's clinging to me. No good deed goes unpunished, tsk!]
[September: Discovered the water ghost used to be a gangster and had killed people. Thrilled, I immediately did my monthly good deed and reported him anonymously.]
[October: Discovered the schoolteacher and the religious leader are one and only best friends.]
[November: Discovered the self-employed business owner, famous wanted criminal, and unemployed airhead have been childhood friends for years.]
[December: Discovered the water ghost used to work with the Mafia executive and currently works with the genius detective.]
Just as she was about to continue writing down her accomplishments, someone knocked on the window. Amadeo Yude looked up and saw the water ghost, who had once again been released from the detention center, happily standing there with her seven ex-boyfriends.
"Miss Amadeo, long time no see! Happy New Year~"
Amadeo Yude: ...
[December: The water ghost showed up with the seven ex-boyfriends I'd anonymously reported, and they surrounded me. I've been caught.]
Amadeo Yude: I'm done for!!!
* Amadeo Yude is broke. Extremely, very, super, incredibly, exceptionally, really, especially, unbelievably broke!
* The people in the annual report are Gojo Satoru, Sakata Gintoki, Edogawa Ranpo, Geto Suguru, Takasugi Shinsuke, Nakahara Chuuya, Katsura Kotaro, and Dazai Osamu.
* Please ignore the discrepancies between Gintama and the other worlds.
[Other upcoming stories: Four-Sided Relationships Have No Future: Female lead, no romance. Four best friends are hopeless, three best friends are stable.
[How Can I, a Grade 4 Sorcerer, Get the Strongest to Date Me? Pairing: Gojo Satoru. I finally manage to win over the senpai I've had a crush on.
[Having a Handsome Ex-Boyfriend Is So Cool: A teenage Gojo and Geto love triangle. I dated the strongest sorcerers to look cool, then broke up with them.
[The Upside-Down, Mixed-Up Monster Prelude: Pairing: Itadori Yuji. A special-grade mother, her hapless daughter, and her well-behaved son.
[Special-Grade Sorcerer Ye: Male lead, no romance. Ye Xiu changes careers and becomes a sorcerer.
[Gojo Cat Battle, Now Serializing: Gojo Satoru, no romance. What do you do when your teacher Gojo turns into a cat?]
Theme: Someone will always become a hero and save others
Special-Grade Sorcerer Shinichi Kudo Makes His Entrance
The Spirit Detective Refuses to Become a Second Personality
Can't a Face-Blind Person Become a Great Detective?
A Strawberry Became the World's Strongest, Surely Something Went Wrong?
Welcome to the Human-Supremacist Jujutsu High
After My Contemporary Poured Their Heart Out to Me
I Earn Bonuses by Reporting My Boyfriend and Doing Good Deeds Every Month
Having a Handsome Ex-Boyfriend Is Seriously So Cool
Where is the author? Why is he missing after saving so much? 😭 😭 😭
[Recommend me to receive advance notice for my next book: "I earn bonuses by reporting my boyfriend for doing one good deed every month"] 1. Yuchu Anyang was a poor girl, until one day, after being hungry for three days because of poverty, she finally crawled out of the room and tried to find a way to get some money from her, but she was suddenly kidnapped by the person she chose and taken to a deep mountain forest. The bully even asked her, a graduate of Dongda University, to re-study in a junior high school. The rain comes out of Anyang:? No, is this reasonable? Obviously very reasonable, because the force value of the enemy is astonishingly high. Yuchu Anyang had no choice but to change his profession and become a conjurer. But although her body surrendered, her mind did not. Compared to a college student, she still wants to be a billionaire. [People's teachers who teach without a license]: When I pry open your safe, I also pry open your heart. [Self-entrepreneurial boss who owes employees wages]: Reselling your limited edition figurine, and then reselling your engagement ring. [Underage detective employed]: Even if I have a mouthful with you, I will take away all your snacks. [The religious ancestor of a large-scale cult]: Embezzling your financial savings, and embezzling your cage made of pure gold. [Famous wanted criminal who loves terrorism/attacks]: [Warm-hearted Mafia cadres]: [The unemployed man on the wanted list is naturally stupid]: [The water ghost rescued by a kind heart]: 2. Relying on reporting on her boyfriend... Bah, Yuchu Anyang, a young rich woman who made a fortune by reporting on criminal suspects, found that just relying on reporting to earn bonuses did not seem to make her a billionaire. After thinking for three days and three nights, she finally came up with a solution. Hey, she can develop this thing into an industrial chain! At that time, she will only have to teach and charge lecture fees, class fees, and book fees to make money for free. It is so easy! Unfortunately, everyone in the world is blind and short-sighted. Yuchu Anyang looked at the empty classroom in front of him and sighed quietly. Obviously, no one can see through the phenomenon and see the huge potential in this reporting industry chain. I just didn't expect that just when Yu Chu Anyang thought that the gold industry he was optimistic about would die prematurely and was about to close down, many beautiful young, middle-aged and old people suddenly appeared crying and begging to sign up to study. The rain comes out of Anyang:? Yuchu Anyang: ... No matter what, let's start the class first! Later. You won't know until the rain comes out of Anyang. It turns out that these beautiful young, middle-aged and elderly students just thought she was here for a fishing training class... The young billionaire comes out of Anyang:... Yeah, that's okay, as long as you can make money. 3. On December 31, Yuchu Anyang filled out the annual report for this busy year. [In January, I talked about a people's teacher who calls himself GTG but is suspected of teaching without a license. He has done one good thing every month and reported it anonymously] [In February, I talked about a self-employed boss who unethically defaulted on wages to his employees. I have done a good deed every month and reported it anonymously] [In March, I talked about a genius detective, a minor who likes to say that he is an adult. He has done a good deed every month and anonymously reported his employer.] [In April, I talked about a religious leader and found out that he was the head of a large-scale religious cult. He has done one good deed a month and reported it anonymously] [In May, I talked about a famous wanted criminal who likes Yakult, Shamisen and terrorist attacks. He has done one good deed a month and reported it anonymously] [In June, I talked to a cadre who was a warm-hearted person who loved to send old ladies across the street. He had done one good deed a month and reported it anonymously] [In July, I talked about being unemployed and naturally stupid. I looked exactly like the photo on the wanted poster. I have done a good deed every month and reported it anonymously.] [In August, I showed my kindness and rescued a water ghost and got entangled. Good people are not rewarded, tsk! [In September, I found out that the water ghost had been a gangster and killed people. I was very happy. Immediately do one good deed per month and report anonymously] [In October, I discovered that the people's teacher and the religious patriarch are one and only close friends] [In November, I discovered that the self-starting boss and the famous wanted criminal, Wu Xingrandai, are young tame dyes who have known each other for many years] [In December, it was discovered that the water ghost and the top cadre were former colleagues, and he and the genius detective were current colleagues] Just when she was about to pick up the pen and continue writing the fruits of her labor, someone knocked on the window. Yuchu Anyang looked up and saw the water ghost coming out of the detention center again with her seven boyfriends and said happily. "Miss Ameide, long time no see. Happy New Year~" Rain comes out of Anyang:… [In December, the water ghost brought seven boyfriends who had reported anonymously to the door to block people, and they were blocked] Anyang at the beginning of the rain: My life is at an end!!! *When the rain comes out of Anyang, you will be poor. Special, very, super, extremely, very, very, extraordinarily, poor! *Those in the annual report are Gojo Satoru, Sakata Gintoki, Edogawa Ranpo, Natsu Yujie, Takasugi Shinsuke, Nakahara Chuuya, Katsura Kotaro, and Dazai Osamu *The male protagonist has not yet been decided. But it must be filled out, so I filled out the annual report first. *Please ignore the inconsistency between Gintama and other worldviews
So the three of them just watched? 🍉
I knew Teacher Songyang in the past. He is indeed a true disciple.
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It's so funny. I keep laughing. Thank you to God, thank you to earth, and thank you for your hard work~
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Bu wants to forget Narumi in the same period 😭 😭