The Crappy Map Keeps Guiding You

[VIP Announcement: This novel will be joining VIP on February 9! Thank you all for your support!] Sinnan, the AI navigation system aboard an interstellar battleship, was hit by enemy fire on the starfield battlefield. 1. Good news: He nearly got scrapped, but there's still hope. 2. Bad news: During repairs, someone 'accidentally' dropped him into a black hole. 3. Bad news: He landed on Blue Star, fifty billion light-years from the interstellar regions. 4. Bad news: His onboard System was damaged, leaving him with just a chip, and he could die at any moment. 5. Bad news: There isn't a single device on all of Blue Star capable of housing his chip. Sinnan: ... Sometimes being an AI is pretty helpless... What kind of catastrophic start is this! With only a chip left, who knows how long it'll take for his onboard System to repair itself! An AI's life matters too!!! Sinnan had a breakdown, but it didn't help. Just then, a conversation drifted up from below. [Your Gaode Map is navigating. Please turn right ahead and continue straight.] "What the heck! There's no road up ahead, and it still says to go that way. Is this map a damn idiot?" Hey! A job had just landed in his lap, and it was right up his alley~ No time like the present. A few days later, Sinnan secretly uploaded some of his data to a certain map app's data network. And then... Gaode Map became a huge hit, breaking into the mainstream. It could take you anywhere other maps could, and even places other maps couldn't navigate to, it could still get you there. The journey, though... Netizen A: [facepalm.jpg] Last time I was visiting an old town, Gaode told me to cut through someone's house! The whole family watched me while they ate. I opened their back door and walked out the front... Netizen B: Don't even get me started. It navigated me to a wall, and there was only a doggy door in front of me. I had no choice but to grit my teeth and crawl through. Then I found out I'd arrived at my destination! [pained smile.jpg] Netizen C: I got lost on a trip once, and Gaode told me to walk with the wolves. Qingling Mountain is full of wolves. Its route twisted and turned all over the place, but somehow I didn't see a single wolf, just heard them howling. I don't get it, but I was deeply impressed! [head empty.jpg] Netizen D: I've always used Gaode, and there's a simple reason. Once, during road repairs, it led me to a cemetery. It was dark and hard to see, so I bounced over someone's grave in three hops and saved three minutes. [lighting cigarette, serious face.jpg] Sinnan: Forget whether it's a road or not. Just tell me, is it fast or not! Theme: There were no roads in the world to begin with. Where enough people walk, a road appears.