There's a Turtle in the Wishing Well

[VIP Notice: This story will become a paid read on October 28. Thank you all for your support!] Before his death, Sang Yu was the Grand Qi State's Imperial Preceptor. After his death, he was bound to something that called itself a System. System: "Bind yourself to me and complete one little task, and you can keep on living!" Sang Yu, who had already become a ghost, fell silent... Already a ghost, and never having had any modern anti-scam education, Sang Yu was tempted! When he regained consciousness, he had already possessed a desolate temple, its ruins strewn everywhere. Bound to a wishing-pool System, he had to grant other people's wishes to gain energy. Otherwise, the System wouldn't survive, and neither would he!!! To complete the tasks, he really did throw himself into the thick of things! Several days later Sang Yu gained the ability [Hear the sincere wishes in other people's hearts]. "I want to get rich!" "I want to lose a ton of weight and find a boyfriend who treats me like a princess!" "That damn boss keeps yelling at people every day. It's so annoying! Can you make him stop?" Three years later A Taoist temple called Chanyi Palace went viral online and became the most popular wishing pool on the internet. Chanyi Palace only grants wishes. It doesn't offer aftercare. Its miracles come true with a disregard for the wish-makers' lives. Netizen A: I went to pray for wealth, then got into a car accident on the way home. The other driver was entirely at fault. I broke a bone, and they paid me fifty thousand! [facepalm and crying.jpg] Netizen B: I prayed to lose a ton of weight. As soon as I got home, I had toothaches and a sore throat from getting overheated. Medicine and injections didn't help at all. It took a month for my body to slowly recover. I lost ten pounds from not eating! [crying.jpg] Netizen C: I prayed for a boyfriend. Well, would you look at that! For several days in a row, famous playboys in my circle posted about their breakups, crying on their social media in the middle of the night. I... [pained face.jpg] Netizen D: I prayed for a good-looking partner. A few days later, the manager of the project group I work with confessed to me. The problem is, I'm a man, and so is he! [smiling through tears.jpg] Sang Yu: ...You tell me, did the wishes come true or not?! Theme: Grant sincere wishes