[Western Crossover] Bruce’s Luck Can’t Be Bad When He’s Smiling

[At heart, this is a lighthearted, brainless tour of parallel worlds with no main plot. The world the characters transmigrate to is an original DC-inspired setting.] -Nightwing sees a girl in Wayne Manor who looks a lot like Bruce. According to fanfic conventions, she must be his new love interest. Brucey: You're overthinking it. She's my sister. -Red Hood sees a crazed Joker. According to fanfic conventions, he's definitely supposed to put up with that bitch. Red Hood: Huh, my bullet hit him? Is nobody going to save him? -Tim enters the Batcave and finds a laughing Batman. He gets caught. According to the future Batman storyline, the Joker will turn him into a little Joker, and he'll never recover. Brucey: Just stab yourself with a syringe. Are you going to save me or not? If you don't, I'll tell my sister to beat your brains out. Alice: Batman doesn't kill. Mom won't allow it! Brucey: But getting someone's brains out only takes a little head surgery. The Batman Who Laughs: ...You're so crazy and cute. I love you. -Damian makes his grand entrance. According to canon, he'll slash villains with his sword, kick Robin around, and rule the Wayne family with an iron fist. Brucey: I won't allow it. I'm the only B-King in this family: me, Bruce Wayne! Alice: Sure, sure. If you fall in the water, I'll only save you. Tim/Jason: Come to think of it, Brucey and Alice are out. Who's watching the house today? The Batman Who Laughs: That'd be me, of course! HAHAHA! Red Hood: Fuck Batman. An ensemble cast told from multiple perspectives. The three protagonists are Brucey, whose parents are both alive; an original, invincible female lead who's an avatar of an Outer God; and the Batman Who Laughs from his solo series after the Metal event. This is unhinged fiction with the beginning and ending already set and the rest filled in as it goes. The main goal is to have fun and do whatever. It ends with the worlds connected and a solid happy ending. Theme: You love me, I love you; Wayne Manor is a sweet, sweet place.