Venom and Deadpool Vs. Parallax Hal [Western Crossover]

Ever since the space-radio girl unlocked the true ending of the "Time Magic" route, she has been targeted by Parallax in every timeline of the DC Universe. She can't cause trouble, so all she can do is run. LL: Wow, I'm so mad. Time to skedaddle. After the Source Wall was broken through and a massive DLC update rolled out, she chose to start her retirement in a brand-new, absurdly goofy universe. Wade "Amnesiac" Wilson: Loudmouth time! Peter "Tobey Bug" Parker: Pizza time! Clark "Landlord" Kent: Keep it down downstairs, or I'll kick your asses out! LL: Eat up, my little baby! Hal "Parallax" Jordan: You dare keep raising other extraterrestrial parasites besides me?! In short, total chaos. -- Things to note * A brand-new, heavily modified version * A goofy anthology with no main plot and a jumbled timeline. Don't ask. If you do, it's because the multiverse rebooted again. * It's radio-wave nonsense from start to finish. Don't read it. * Updates whenever. * Includes the TTG universe. Please make sure you're okay with the style of the animated series Teen Titans Go! before reading. Theme: Going a little crazy now and then is good for your health.