[Pili: The Sealed Sword] Don't Ask Why

CP: Wen Naihe x Yuan Fozi

Wen-Yuan must stay together!

Wen Naihe: My pain is like my memories, so faint that I never even paid it any mind.

Sinful Buddha: Is that why you and your son teamed up to seduce me and took advantage of my junior?

Yuan Fozi: Can we not bring that up? It's kind of embarrassing. (rubs forehead)

Yuru: A man over a thousand years old hitting on a young kid. Embarrassing.

Jing Taojun: (just passing by, then passing by again, then passing by one more time)

Wen Naihe: I've already claimed him, so all of you get out of my house.

Yinghuo, who came by to deliver cookies and got thrown out with everyone else: ???

Yinghuo: Isn't this my house? Why am I being kicked out?

Warning: Wen Naihe's backstory is completely made up. Also, there are subtle transmigration elements.

Posting this to prove that I really do ship Wen-Yuan.

Theme: I'm already shipping Wen-Yuan!