Western Crossover: Would You Like a Villain Today?

Comics and Horror Crossover: Would You Like Some Villains Today? Also known as Trixie Wayne Has a Date, or How a Gotham Heiress Reincarnated in Another World Became an Excellent Host

Are you ready?! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most death-defying, chaotic, and hilarious interview show in the multiverse! You're watching the multiverse's one and only death-defying program, with ratings that keep climbing: Trixie Has a Date.

Everyone knows Trixie Wayne's father is Bruce Wayne. Her first award-winning essay in elementary school was titled "My Father, Gotham's Richest Man."

But if you're still unfamiliar with this wealthy gentleman, Trixie can offer his other title: Batman.

No weird prefixes or suffixes in his name, an ordinary black suit, and no bizarre grin...

His life's work is making every villain wear an orange Arkham jumpsuit.

And me, his sweet little darling, have spent my life pursuing... an in-depth interview with these villains, to ask the ultimate philosophical question that's been weighing on my mind and keeping me up at night: "What made you choose this line of work? Was it childhood trauma or one bad day? Was it because your father favored your brother? Was it because your pursuit of justice went too far? Did you feel marginalized as a child, and seek attention by trying to overturn the established order? Or was it just an ordinary midlife crisis that forced you down a road of no return?"

To satisfy my curiosity, Trixie puts a little special "talent" to use and begins her inter-universal interviewing career.

Trixie's code of conduct is simple: knock politely, ask sincere questions, and run as soon as the recording's done.

"Hello, Mr. Joker! I've heard so much about you! First, where did you get the fashion inspiration for your green hair and purple suit? Second, you always laugh 'Hahaha.' Have you ever considered trying a different laugh, like 'Hehehe,' 'Kufufu,' or 'Mwahahaha'? And last, but most importantly, do you think my dad's no-killing rule counts as workplace psychological manipulation?"

"Your Highness Loki! Thank you for making time for this interview. I know you're busy, either stabbing your brother or on your way to stab your brother. I'm from a big family too, so I really understand that deep sibling bond. Is your thousand-year rebellious phase of being obsessed with your brother a kind of performance art? Also, after each plan fails, how do you adjust your mindset so quickly and move on to the next plan that's bound to fail? Could you make an online course and teach the multiverse how to lose with grace, then try and fail again?"

"Mr. Art! Don't reach for the chainsaw! I only have a few simple questions! Is your signature silent comedy routine a tribute to Mr. Chaplin? Also, what do you think about horror filmmakers relying more and more on jump scares these days? Don't you think sustained physical horror is a much greater test of a director's skill?"

"Really?"

"I don't believe you."

"Director, you gave me the wrong interview script. Why am I interviewing Bruce Wayne? Batman isn't a villain, is he? ...Are we interviewing the one who laughs or the one who doesn't?"

My own dad, Batman, thinks I'm still his sweet little darling.

My eldest brother, Nightwing, thinks I'll grow up to be an excellent host.

My second brother, Red Hood, thinks I'm passionate about filming and editing.

My third brother thinks I've gone into innovative social media content creation.

My fourth brother... doesn't pay any attention to me.

Only my dear villain guests know that I'm the most unpredictable variable in their careers, and their biggest fan.

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- There may be lots of original character details. Any OOC is my fault, and any inconsistencies with the original story are my fault too. Please don't flame me, and if you do, at least be subtle.

- This is a silly comedy. You don't need to think too hard while reading. Real life is already hard enough, so I'll try not to make things too rough in the story...

- Since it's categorized as romance, there will definitely be a couple. Who it is depends on how the story develops. If you're unhappy with the romance, I can write a bonus chapter.

- The girl knows the fourth wall exists, but she can't break it.

- The girl has the Wayne family's traditional black hair and blue eyes, but she isn't curvy. She's petite, under 165 centimeters tall, with soft rather than sharp features and short curly hair. She's lively and self-centered.

Theme: Love and peace.