[Coming Soon: Three Years Old, but Bound to a Crime System; I Work as a Cop at the Animal Police Station. Please add them to your collection ^3^]
Blurb: Cannon-fodder Su Yi awakens and unlocks the ability to understand animals. This little cannon fodder is going to become an online veterinarian and rise to the top!
[A duck suddenly clings to its owner and refuses to let go. It turns out it witnessed its father-in-law and son-in-law fooling around, and fears being killed to silence it.]
#Explosive! Father-in-law and son-in-law caught in an affair#
[A cat loses its appetite. The reason? It's had too much of its owner's husband's and his lovers' lovey-dovey dog food.]
#Shocking! Beloved star dating three men at once. The wealthy Mr. Cheng may be the secret backer of a rising actress, a newly crowned Best Actress, and the ratings queen!#
[A dog trembles under the bed. It overheard its owner's father switching the prince at birth and fears for its life.]
#Incredible! Click to see the Mo family's real and fake heirs!#
She only meant to livestream pet consultations, but accidentally opened a whole field of juicy gossip. The gossip-hungry crowd rushed in overnight, and her livestream's popularity soared.
Su Yi: Huh?
Since things had come to this, she might as well raise her prices. Wiping the corner of her mouth, she smiled and calmly multiplied them by ten.
Prices went wild, soaring from 9.9 yuan to 9.99 million, with a spot nearly impossible to get.
Viewers: Raise them! The higher the price, the juicier the gossip!
People in the entertainment industry: Keep your pets' mouths shut. Don't hurt yourselves or anyone else! Wait, how is there gossip even I haven't heard?
The great families: Damn it, put up a huge reward for that streamer... Again?! Please, leave the kid at least a shred of dignity!
From then on, a new household rule spread through elite circles: When you want to tell family secrets, keep quiet in front of the parrot.
Su Yi not only counted money until her hands were sore, she also gorged on gossip. She single-handedly turned the entertainment industry and the great families upside down, but accidentally got caught in her own mess.
Zhou Minghuai: "I heard I'm keeping eighteen actresses?"
Su Yi: "Who started that rumor? Don't worry, I'm the best gossip-buster around. I'll clear things up for you right away."
The audacious crow had actually served her rotten gossip!
Crow: Caw, caw~~
Blurb written on 2023/8/31
Coming Soon: I Work as a Cop at the Animal Police Station
After failing the civil service exam time and time again, Tao Lexi transmigrates and becomes the only human cop at an animal police station.
Well, a job in the animal world is still a job, and she's here to serve the animal citizens!
But then again, being a cop in the animal world isn't easy. See the footage below.
[The Poisoning Case]
A family of mice drags a banner to the police station and wails: "Heavens above, is there no justice for mice? My poor little grandbaby was poisoned to death at just half a month old! You have to shoot this mouse-killing criminal right away!"
The calico cat accused of killing the mouse weeps: "I'm innocent, Your Honor! I really didn't mean to. I saw the little mouse was sick, so I kindly gave it some rat poison. How was I supposed to know it would die? Sob, sob."
Tao Lexi: ...
[The Medical Dispute]
A sheep doctor is hospitalized after being beaten by a dog patient. Still furious, the dog patient says: "Officer, you be the judge! We sent our kid to a behavioral correction center to treat its ADHD, but after half a month, the ADHD was still there, and now it has learned to bleat. It goes 'baa, baa' all day. Don't you think this quack doctor deserves a beating?"
The sheep doctor trembles with anger in the hospital bed. "Don't you know what kind of animal you are? A beagle!"
Tao Lexi: .
[The Theft Case]
A red-crowned crane angrily accuses a man of stealing its heart without permission: "He stole my heart, but won't let me get close to him. How vile! He's despicable, filthy, lewd, and shameless. Give my heart back!"
The man looks bitterly at the ceiling at a forty-five-degree angle. "Officer, tell me, is it my fault that I'm handsome?"
Tao Lexi: ?
Wait a second, a human?!
Theme: No skill ever goes to waste.
My Monster Boyfriend Has Ten Thousand Skins [Nonhuman]
It'll Be Fine Once Mommy and Daddy Grow Up
Please Reincarnate Already, and Stop Filing Complaints
I'm a Beat Cop at the Animal Police Station
Stop Overthinking It, I'm Really Not a Good Person
After Mistakenly Raising the Crown Prince as My Secret Lover
The Top-Tier Star's Sister Has Arrived, Everyone Make Way
The Real Mom in a Stepmom Novel About a Wealthy Family
After Straightening Out the Wealthy Family, the Poor Little Thing Became Everyone's Darling
Reborn as a Cute Kid, I Go Viral with My Grumpy Face
The authors of the three articles I was following disappeared at the same time. The most important thing is that none of them left any notes.
After you have a daughter with your mistress, do you want to raise an illegitimate daughter for your legal wife? Or maybe after adopting a daughter for a period of time, he met the adopted daughter's relatives and then got involved with her?
This script and these lines are so ancient 🐶
Isn't his uncle his father?
When I think of Mr. Zhou's words, I want to laugh. I like you and want to date you on the premise of marriage. Hahaha, Mr. Zhou is finally attracted to Su Yi. It is estimated that Su Yi's scumbag father and mother are about to show up. I really don't understand a man and a woman who are divorced and separated. They have not left Su Yi behind, but how can they not be stinky and despicable living in an environment where everyone thinks she is a drag?
Isn't this finale a bit too hasty? Please make a sequel 😭 😭
??? Why did it end immediately?
Last summer we had an incident where an old man stabbed another old man and an old lady. The reason was that he and the old lady were in a relationship, but the old lady didn't get along and replaced him with another old man. The old man was so angry that he stabbed them while they were dancing in the square and then committed suicide. The old lady died on the spot. Another old man died after two days of resuscitation. He rescued him by himself and found out that the dead old man and his wife had AIDS. Then he also had AIDS. His family members, the medical staff and the police who participated in the rescue at that time, all went to check. Xia Tian was afraid that everyone would have wounds.
Does the author still update it?
"Reverse ear" is a big bug for the author~ On the contrary