[Coming soon: Three Years Old, but Bound to a Crime System and I Work as a Patrol Officer at the Animal Police Station. Please add them to your reading lists! ^3^]
Synopsis: Bad news: She transmigrated into a book. The top fighter in the interstellar world became the older sister of a notorious top-tier star.
Good news: She still had her money and her fighting skills!
In the original story, the top-tier star was arrogant and domineering, looked down on everyone, threw his weight around, trampled his fellow celebrities, stole their opportunities, and slept with his fans. He was guilty of every imaginable wrong, and eventually the entire internet turned against him. After being blacklisted, he died in a car accident.
Yun Shu: He brought it on himself. What a satisfying ending.
But who was this idiot in front of her, clutching an old photo and wailing like a husky?
"Back when we weren't separated, you called me Little Yiyi, but now you've got a new little brother and the old one's out of favor, so you call me Mr. Jian. Sob, sob..."
Yun Shu: ?
Top-tier star Jian Yi had gotten into trouble again recently. His arrogant remarks had sparked a major public backlash, and the audience had pelted him with rotten eggs and driven him off the hugely popular family variety show he was appearing on. Instead of keeping a low profile until the storm passed, he shamelessly launched his own variety show, Beasts Walk Alone, and immediately set the internet buzzing.
[Holy crap, he's rubbing it in our faces! He's openly challenging the people! Bring out the keyboards!]
The internet was in an uproar, with countless people ready to attack. But when the show aired, something about it seemed off.
It was true there was a beast, but he wasn't the one acting like one. It was his delicate, frail older sister!
Netizen 1: I'm done.
Netizen 2: Terrifying!
Netizen 3: This is too much...
#A delicate young woman punching through bulletproof glass must mean they've watched too many American action movies#
#An older sister buying an entire building downtown to calm her younger brother must mean they're watching fairy tales#
Delicate older sister Yun Shu did only three things each day: game from dawn till dusk, yell at her younger brother, and yell at anyone who threatened her younger brother.
Arrogant younger brother Jian Yi also did only three things each day: rush from one engagement to the next, get put in his place by his sister, and summon his sister to put other people in their place.
The variety show starring the sibling duo, who had initially been ridiculed by everyone, became a huge hit!
#The helpless top-tier star and his arrogant older sister#
#Siscon, I look down on you! Big sis, let me be the siscon instead! ^3^#
#Big sis is so cool, I love her#
#She may beat him up all the time, but she stands up for him and buys him things! Without his sister, who else would treat him like a kid?#
#Husband, open the door. Your brother-in-law is here#
Yun Shu: You Blue Star people, honestly... (rubbing her forehead with a wry smile) (overjoyed)
Jian Yi: ...
*
At a celebrity gala hosted by a luxury brand, top-tier star Jian Yi clashed with a hot new celebrity and began to lose. Yun Shu squeezed her glass and lifted her delicate hand. The host, overcome with excitement, shouted in a voice that cracked, "All of tonight's expenses are on Ms. Yun! Uh, except for the jewelry worn by Zhou Yulin..."
The whole venue erupted, and the news blew up online.
Zhou Miancheng looked at his sobbing nephew, then at Yun Shu on the screen, poised and radiant. In a calm voice, he said, "I'm not as capable as she is. I can't avenge you."
His nephew burst into tears.
Yun Shu: Achoo! Who's talking about me behind my back?
Synopsis written on July 24, 2023
Coming soon: Three Years Old, but Bound to a Crime System. Please add it to your reading list! Kisses ^3^
Question: What is it like to be three years old and bound to a crime system?
Xu Lingwei: Thanks for asking. I'm exactly three, and I just got bound to it. So far, so good.
A family of police officers has somehow produced a little lawbreaking genius, a rising star of crime? Heh heh heh, wonderful, just wonderful, the System cackled.
Sigh, geniuses always have to bear more. Xu Lingwei, who had been praised as a gifted little prodigy ever since she was small, had just triumphantly taken first place in both the kindergarten nap contest and the eating contest. She smiled bitterly.
Her very first mission put both her conscience and her clever mind to the test.
The System demanded that she commit intentional assault within 24 hours. But she was a well-behaved child who aspired to become a police officer. How could she deliberately hurt someone? Besides, she was only three. Who could she hurt, by jumping up and hitting someone in the knees?
Wait, had her cousin stolen her milk? That little brat was asking for a beating! Xu Lingwei flew into a rage.
Eat this, one punch, two punches, three, four! I'll teach you to steal my milk! Xu Lingwei's fists blurred through the air. Her cousin burst into tears and ended up with a peach-shaped bottom.
System: [Ding! Detected that Host has committed intentional assault. Congratulations, Host, mission complete. Reward: one "glow-in-the-dark script"!]
[Host really is a criminal genius, the bane of the police. You committed this crime right in front of the police, and not only weren't you arrested, they even praised you for doing a good job.]
[I have to say, Host's criminal talent is off the charts! This is only the beginning of your brilliant criminal career. Keep up the good work!]
Xu Lingwei: (°ー°〃)
My scalp is so itchy, it feels like a new brain is growing.
Wait, what is this glow-in-the-dark script? Xu Lingwei fell into thought. When a case that had troubled her father Xu for ages was solved thanks to the script, she felt as if her cerebral cortex had unfolded.
System: [This is incredible, unbelievable, totally insane! The police are actually hoping you'll commit crimes... Host, I've seen plenty of criminal geniuses, but even they would have to call you a genius. Tsk, Host's criminal talent really is terrifying!]
Xu Lingwei: ^_^"
#Sorry, I'm a criminal#
#Mom and Dad, you're so busy solving cases and getting promoted and raises, do you even know there's a ghost in the house?#
#Don't you dare stop, Little Lingwei. The whole world is full of police officers#
Theme: Be strong and brave.
If you want to be a mother to a domineering sister, you definitely need a strong heart
Are you still updating? It's been almost a week. Is there no fixed time to update?
How many days does it update?
There won't be any updates today?
Bulletproof glass can be penetrated hahaha
Ding~Business fluid blessing update is stress-free!
Disappeared for four months. . . Damn, I'm going to call the police on you
What a strange brain circuit hahaha
Isn't the Wen family pretty awesome? Why are all the children born to Wen Su lost? Aren't Yunyun and Xiao Jian twins? Are wealthy families so unsafe?
So why is it that only one daughter was lost and the son was taken away when he was born?