Please Reincarnate Already, and Stop Filing Complaints

Ding-dong! You have a new "Reincarnate Me" order. Please process it promptly.

Complaint from a big fat pig: I've been dead for 15 years. Why haven't you arranged my reincarnation yet? Is this species discrimination? I want to file a complaint!

Meng Yunkui breaks out in a cold sweat: Sorry, but we've confirmed that your body is still in the human world, so you can't be reincarnated yet.

She rushes through the night to the location of the last remaining piece of pork and begs an 80-year-old woman to hurry up and eat the zombie meat in her freezer.

She also risks getting beaten up to make a sales pitch, suggesting the old woman buy some incense, paper money, and gold ingots from the funeral shop next door, and give the poor pig trapped in the freezer for 15 years a red envelope.

Complaint from a baby: Hello, I have a question. I voluntarily gave up being human. My first choice was to be a cat, my second choice a dog, and my third choice a bird. Why did I get rejected by all three and reincarnate as a human anyway? I want to file a complaint.

Complaint from a puppy: Customer service, get out here! You beasts! I was supposed to be reincarnated as a rich second-generation heir. Why did I turn into a dog instead?? Give me back my life as a rich heir. Complaint, complaint, complaint!!!

Less than a day after losing her job, Meng Yunkui finds a new one.

She becomes a proud customer service agent and field worker for the "Reincarnate Me" app, handling complaints from people dissatisfied with their reincarnations.

A monthly salary of 50,000, six types of insurance, two housing funds, and 18 months' pay a year. The benefits are generous. Not only can she enjoy the blessings of a 996 work schedule, she can also immerse herself in the diversity of species. Her mother no longer has to worry about her low blood pressure.

She even gets a commission from the funeral shop next door for successful sales. Her life is really looking up.

But what's with the owner of that funeral shop? Why does he keep staring at her with such a sinister look? It's not like she's double-dipping!

Liang Zhao: (≖‿≖)

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