Stop Overthinking It, I'm Really Not a Good Person

Xu Lingwei thinks she ought to be a major villain, the kind who stirs up trouble and does every manner of evil. Unfortunately, she's short with little legs, and though she keeps trying to do bad things, she never succeeds. That is, until she gets bound to the Big Bad System.

The System is shocked: [How is my Host only three years old?! Start over, start over! TD! Ctrl+Z!]

Xu Lingwei is furious. Hey, you! Don't underestimate kids!

When she drives her toy Ferrari into three people and a mouse, the adults stare in shock. "She's only three, but she already knows how to defend her own interests, help her elders with their troubles, and stand up for the disadvantaged? Everyone, stop arguing. Our family has a genius who's both talented and virtuous."

The System is stunned: [Host deliberately committed a hit-and-run! At only three, she's already driving without a license and fleeing the scene. What will she do at thirteen, destroy the Milky Way?]

[She disguises her evil deeds as defending her own rights, helping her grandparents discipline their son, standing up for newcomers, and helping a servant catch the mouse causing trouble. She really is a genius, doing bad things under the guise of justice...]

Xu Lingwei: Wait, what?

Friends and family: Lingwei is the smartest, kindest, most adorable child we've ever met. She's always been like this: upright, kind, sincere, and loving in private. She has every virtue imaginable.

The System: [Unbelievable, inconceivable! You've done every kind of bad thing, yet no one, not even the police, has noticed your true intentions. They're even grateful to you!]

[Host, I've met plenty of geniuses, but even they would have to call you a genius. Your talent for villainy is truly terrifying.]

Xu Lingwei: (¬_¬)

#Please stop reading so much into everything, I'm scared#

#Guys, don't be like this. I don't want tons of money or tons of love. I just want to be a major villain#

*There is a male lead. They get together as adults~~

Please add my upcoming novels to your reading list:

"Please Reincarnate Already, Stop Filing Complaints" blurb: A fat pig has been dead for fifteen years and still hasn't been reincarnated. Furious, he files a complaint, only to learn that he still has a body in the human world...

A baby files a tearful complaint: Why did all three of her applications to be reborn as a cat, dog, or bird get rejected, when she'd willingly given up being human?

A puppy files complaint after complaint: Who stole his life as a rich second-generation heir?!

Meng Yunkui, a new customer service agent and field worker for the Reincarnation Express App, is overwhelmed. She racks her brains and gets down on her knees, begging customers to withdraw their complaints. At least she can earn some extra money along the way.

But what's with the funeral home director she's working with? Why is he always staring at her so ominously? It's not like she's double-dipping!

"I'm a Beat Cop at the Animal Police Station" blurb: Tao Lexi has failed the civil service exam again and again, but finally lands a job in the animal world as a beat cop at an animal police station.

A mouse dies of poisoning, and the house mice hold up a banner outside the station. The suspect, a tabby cat, tearfully explains: "I thought it was sick and needed medicine. I was just trying to help, so I gave the little mouse some rat poison..."

An elephant and a pig get into a fight and end up at the station. The elephant angrily protests the unfairness: Why did its family get only one birth subsidy when they both had one litter, while the pig's family got twelve? The pig, bruised and battered, snaps: "Are you crazy? If you can, go have twelve in one litter too!"

A red-crowned crane reports that a man stole its heart but won't let it get close to him, and demands that the heart thief be severely punished. The man gazes up at the ceiling at a forty-five-degree angle. "Officer, tell me, is it my fault I'm handsome?"

Officer Tao Lexi: ?

Theme: No matter how hard life gets, keep doing your best to live.