Go, Monkey! Conquer the Cultivation World!

Strange claims appeared on foreign websites, saying that another world had invaded Earth and was taking people away. Chinese netizens were baffled, but the more they read, the stranger it seemed... That other world had towering mountains? Mist-shrouded peaks? People in flowing robes gliding through the air on swords? Why did all of this sound so familiar? "This sounds like the cultivation world..." One netizen remarked leisurely. The cultivation world?! Immortal cultivation?! All of China's netizens jumped to their feet! If such a world really existed, could those foreigners actually figure out how to cultivate immortality?! They had no idea what sword cultivators, spell cultivators, immortal cultivators, or demonic cultivators were! They had no idea what the Heartless Dao, the Extreme Passion Dao, or "I am my own Dao" meant! They didn't even know how to fly on a sword! They didn't understand immortal cultivation at all! The other world really did invade Earth. On July 1, 2025, several Chinese people vanished into thin air. In the 32,782nd year of the Cultivation Era, the people of Huaxia arrived in the world as monkeys. As the first person from China to enter the cultivation world, Ye Mishan activated the Monkey King System and naturally led the Chinese people in cultivating immortality. Fortunately, whether it was recruiting underlings or cultivating, everything seemed incredibly easy. "Immortal cultivation? I know all about that! From my experience of being single since birth, cultivating the Heartless Dao has to be the easiest!" Huaxia Monkey No. 1 stroked his chin. "Practice swordsmanship? I can't do that! I'm a master chef. Can I follow the path of food cultivation?" Huaxia Monkey No. 2 waved a ladle. "What about me? I can't do anything, but I'm really good at cursing people. Does that count?" Huaxia Monkey No. 3 asked. "Then be a Word Spirit Master. Stand at the front of the battlefield and curse your opponent." "You should've said so sooner! Honestly." Huaxia Monkey No. 3 rolled up his sleeves. Millions of years later, people in the cultivation world were still marveling: The people of Huaxia really were born to cultivate immortality. Some communed with heaven and earth, some rode the clouds and wind, some shattered a thousand formations with a single word, and some tossed everything in the world into a cooking pot. At first, people didn't take it seriously. How could anyone cultivate immortality like that? "But... that's really how you cultivate immortality." "Sir, weren't a lot of monkeys from the Earth Realm here back then? Were they all expert cultivators?" "No," the gentleman hesitated for a moment. "I think it was only the Huaxia monkeys." Coming soon, please add to your reading list "Drag All the Tragic Bottoms Off to Cultivate Immortality!" Blurb: Ye Yunhe was a name that resounded throughout the cultivation world. He boldly overhauled the methods of cultivation, standardizing and managing all forms of practice under one system. He divided advancement into elementary, beginner, intermediate, and advanced assessments, making it highly organized and improving cultivation efficiency, but increasing the burden of study and earning the resentment of cultivators across the world. "What?" Ye Yunhe could hardly believe his ears. "You sent me to the wrong world?!" [Beep! That's right!] [There was a little malfunction earlier. We're from the quick transmigration department.] [The plot of the first world is about to begin. We have to hurry!] [Transferring now...] [Task commencing...] [Loading successful! Please save those tragic bottoms!] World One: The virtuous wife and mother who devoted herself to supporting a scumbag top. [Host is here. Hurry over and give him care and warmth!] "Ahem." Ye Yunhe adjusted the little black glasses on his nose and approached his target mysteriously, holding a freshly bound booklet. "Hey, handsome, I can tell you have extraordinary bone structure. Interested in cultivating immortality?" World Two: ... World Three: ... Theme: Be prepared, and you'll be ready to seize your chance!