I Transmigrated to the Cultivation World and Immediately Started Livestreaming Sales

The author has a new novel next door!! "Apocalypse? I'm Selling Like Crazy"!! Traveling to all kinds of apocalyptic worlds to sell fluffy creatures from the cultivation world. Come check it out, everyone! Also known as: I Practice Swordsmanship, Cook, Draw Talismans, and Pet Every Fluffy Creature Under the Heavens in the Cultivation World, Yet My Heart Still Belongs to Earth! Blurb: Ye Guzhou transmigrated, and now he is going to cultivate immortality. Other people's cultivation: Embark on the Path of Ruthlessness and sever all ties of love. Swing your sword ten thousand times a day without batting an eye, then enter secret realms and strategize your way to slaughtering your foes. Ye Guzhou's cultivation: Skimming his sect's resources and selling goods. He skims resources from the sect, carefully studies the daily tasks, and diligently grows vegetables. Even when he accidentally develops a long-lost system of magic, it's only so he can harvest more vegetables to sell in his livestream. He skims resources from secret realms, keeping his ears open and his eyes peeled. Even when spirit plants willingly follow him and ferocious beasts take a liking to him, he still has to compete with people from the neighboring sect in a battle of acting skills, just so he doesn't miss a single product he can put up for sale. * Customers in the livestream: Overworked office worker: Can anything in this world really taste this amazing? College student: I actually got prettier after eating that peach! Old lady: Let's see who dares accuse me of buying too much now! Young master: I'm the chosen one for stumbling across this livestream!! Still, whenever they fail to snatch a product, they can't help but wonder: The streamer has gone off to cultivate immortality. Why is he still working so hard to earn these few measly coins? * Many years later, several people from the cultivation world finally broke through the barrier and arrived on Earth. Before they could even figure out how to steal the world's source energy, they turned around and were horrified to discover that everyone here could draw talismans by hand, just like that Ye fellow!! Wasn't this supposed to be a world without spiritual energy?!! Those miniature arrays in their hands are already flying at us!! Important: 1. The main plot isn't only about the protagonist cultivating immortality. Earth has its own storylines too. The author is also a sucker for ordinary people eating immortal fruits, spirit plants, and similar things and getting healthier, so a large part of the novel describes that. If that's not your thing, be warned. 2. Updates around 11 p.m. every night. Other times are for fixing typos. If anything comes up, I'll post a leave notice in advance. XOXO. Note: This entire story is fictional and set in an alternate world!!! Please believe in science, everyone!! Only by working hard and improving yourself can you become better!! ----------------Pre-release---------------- "Conquering the Cultivation World with Monkeys" Please add to your favorites~ This was already Ye Mishan's eight-thousandth cycle in the cultivation world, and the 392nd time he'd become the Beast King, taking over this forest of towering ancient trees that stretched for hundreds of miles, mighty in stature and feared on every side. In reality, this Beast King, whose very title sounded terrifying, was on the verge of kicking the bucket. Endless cycles and roads that shattered in new ways were etched into his body like an omnipresent curse. Something must have gone wrong with this world, he thought. Never mind. Let it all be destroyed. It was just a shame... "Beep!! Strong homesickness detected in Host!! Would you like to activate the Blue Star Passage System to ease your longing for home?!" Ye Mishan: ? * Recently, strange advertisements had been popping up in the comment sections of all sorts of online platforms. "Want to explore the cultivation world? Want to run free through the forests? Want to swing from vines and leap all around? Climb a tree in a few steps and reach out to grab something? Download this game now!! Begin your one-of-a-kind cultivation journey, " At first: What kind of weird game is this? Aren't you supposed to fly on swords and split the heavens with a single spell in the cultivation world? Who'd go there to be a monkey? What a joke. Later: Help!! They're opening another closed beta. Which temple should I visit to pray for good luck?! * Much later, in an interview: Reporter: What made you so arrogant... I mean, so outgoing? Player: "It all started when I accidentally got a spot in the game. (Proud) "I was actually really shy before, but one day our troop of monkeys finally carved out a spiritual hot spring in the mountains. Before we could even use it, two cultivators appeared out of nowhere and plopped right in! I was so mad that I charged at them with everyone else, screeching and chattering. We chased them off until they ran for the hills!" Reporter: "And then you realized that you have to be assertive to protect your interests?" Player: "No, I just got used to being so wild when I was a monkey... Sorry, I mean, (smiles modestly) I just got used to being so outgoing." 1. Fourth Disaster player story. 2. The protagonist's romance is a small part of the story and happens later, in step with the plot. 3. Blurb screenshotted and archived, 2023.7.12. Theme: Let's grow together and head toward a better future!