Selling Cultivation World's Spirit Pets Across Apocalyptic Worlds

My next novel, Support the Monkeys in Conquering the Cultivation Realm!, will be starting soon. If you're interested, come take a look~ Blurb: The Cultivation Realm collapsed. My nemesis, Ying Fangxun, had a massive breakthrough in cultivation and rescued his thirty million subjects, but died in the process. The good news: he rescued me, too. The bad news: it wasn't for free. I looked at the thirty million spirit beasts he'd entrusted to me with his dying breath, all clamoring for an owner, and fell silent. So I had no choice but to: ★ One: In a world about to be overrun by an infinite-flow game, sell spirit mice that can help people avoid certain death. Team captain: "So you survived that death trap back then because this spirit mouse tugged on your hair to keep you from going in?!" Subordinate: "Yes, sir. The moment I stepped inside, my scalp hurt like crazy, so I knew something was wrong and got out of there." ★ Two: In a world where plants are mutating, sell spirit cloud rabbits that are experts at digging tunnels. "The apocalypse is coming! Buy a rabbit to take home! They're great at digging tunnels and underground hideouts!" Person A: "Yeah, right. Only an idiot would believe that." "Oh my god, the apocalypse is here!! Hey, Li, how does your rabbit know how to dig tunnels?!" ★ Three: In a cold, dark world, sell glowing jellyfish that need love and praise. The people before: cold and indifferent, never even glancing at the roadside, speaking only in merciless, heartless tones. The people after: Oh, baby, how can you be so charming and adorable? Look at those perfect tentacles... (Ten thousand words omitted) (They all became experts at showering others with praise.) ★ Four: In a world of nightmares, sell night-watch cats. ★ Five: In a world of national fortune dungeons, sell treasure-hunting piglets. ★ Six: In a world of beast mutations, sell cultivation courses for famous beasts. ★ Seven: In a high-tech world where everyone is physically frail, sell energetic pet monkeys. ★ Eight: In a world of barren land, sell spirit-power earthworms. ★ Nine: In a world overrun by zombies, sell sharp-beaked spirit birds that peck at insects. ★ Ten: In a world overrun by "ghost husbands and ghost wives," sell heart-cleansing silkworms. ★ Eleven: In a world where the whole planet is getting colder, sell fire bears. ★ Twelve: ... Updated daily at midnight. If I can't update, I'll post a notice. Please don't send writing advice. No need to tell me if you drop the story. Thank you, dears. ---- Coming Soon ---- Please add Support the Monkeys in Conquering the Cultivation Realm! to your reading list~ Strange claims have appeared on foreign websites, saying that another world has invaded Earth and will abduct people and turn them into monkeys. Chinese netizens were completely baffled, but the more they read, the stranger it seemed... That other world had towering mountains? Mist-shrouded clouds? People in ethereal clothes flying on swords? Why did all this sound so familiar? [This sounds like the Cultivation Realm...] One netizen commented lazily. The Cultivation Realm?! Cultivating immortality?! All Chinese netizens jumped to their feet! If such another world really existed, could these foreigners even understand cultivation?! They knew nothing about sword cultivators, spell cultivators, food cultivators, the Heartless Path, the Path of Passion, demonic cultivators, or immortal cultivators! They knew nothing about talismans, formations, cauldrons, swords, hammers, or sabers! They knew nothing about flying on swords, summoning a cauldron with a wave of the hand, breaking formations with a guzheng, or controlling a thousand insects with silver threads...! They knew nothing about cultivating immortality! On July 1, 2025, by the Earth calendar, several Chinese people vanished into thin air. In the 32,782nd year of the Cultivation calendar, the Chinese arrived in the other world as monkeys. The moment Ye Mishan arrived, he awakened the Monkey King System. He had no idea what was going on, but whether he was cultivating or leading his monkey underlings in cultivation, everything felt astonishingly easy. "Cultivating immortality? I'm an expert! Given what I've been through, cultivating the Heartless Path should be the easiest!" Chinese Monkey No. 1 declared with complete confidence. "Practice swordsmanship? I can't do that! I'm a master chef, so I'm going to follow the food-cultivation path." Chinese Monkey No. 2 stroked his chin. "What about me? I can't do anything, but I'm really good at insulting people. Does that count?" Chinese Monkey No. 3 asked. "Then cultivate the Silent Meditation." One monkey made the suggestion with the air of an old sage. "Will that really work?" Chinese Monkey No. 3 asked skeptically. "Of course it will. I'm an expert on cultivation." Millions of years later, people in the Cultivation Realm were still marveling. The Chinese truly were born for cultivation. Even after turning into monkeys, they could easily overcome their instincts. Some held fast to their swords, some rode the wind and clouds, some could break ten thousand formations with a word, and some could stir-fry away a thousand sorrows in a single pot... Every one of them was steadfast, every one of them was brimming with confidence, even though back then... they were nothing but fluffy little monkeys. "At first, no one took that troop of monkeys seriously. Who cultivates like that?" A white-bearded cultivator shook his head. "But... that's exactly how you cultivate." "Master," a young disciple suddenly raised his hand. "Didn't many groups of monkeys come from Earth back then? Were they all cultivation experts?" "No," the white-bearded cultivator said after a pause. "I think it was only the Chinese monkeys." Theme: Seize opportunity and turn your fate around!