It's Still a Narcissistic Romance

(This is not a Fourth Disaster novel!! This book is NOT a Fourth Disaster novel!!!! If this isn't your thing, don't click in just to tell me you don't like it. Please be polite online, thank you [bows]) "Above the Azure Clouds" is a full-dive martial arts game. During the closed beta, Yi Huai reached a very high level of fame and status. Unfortunately, after the public launch, real-life matters kept him from playing. The game company was deeply disappointed, but with Yi Huai's permission, they preserved all the data on his game account on the public server. Three months after launch, Yi Huai transmigrated into "Above the Azure Clouds". The NPCs in a teahouse are discussing Yan Yige, the greatest martial artist under heaven. Yi Huai: “...” Hm? Why does that sound so familiar? Isn't that my game ID? . Everyone in the martial world knows Yan Yige is temperamental and nearly impossible to please. Players also know that no one can raise Yan Yige's affection level by even a single point in the NPC affection system. Until one day, an NPC appears in the game selling a guide to winning Yan Yige over. A player puts it to the test and finally gets a response from the famous mute NPC Yan Yige: “Who told you that?” That night, Yi Huai gets cornered in a narrow alley by his own game account. The other man takes off his mask, revealing a face identical to his own, and says coolly, “Teaching people how to win you over?” Yi Huai: “...” Oh no! Why is he self-aware?! . Yan Yige knows exactly what he is. His name isn't Yan Yige, it's Yi Huai. He's a player in "Above the Azure Clouds", but he doesn't know why he's trapped inside the game, unable to log out. That is, until he sees another Yi Huai appear in "Above the Azure Clouds". So he's the other Yi Huai, the one who never logged out. Then... Yi Huai can stay here forever. He'll build him a golden house. As long as he stays, he'll give him anything he wants. Why? Because he's selfish and self-centered, and has only ever loved himself. Blurb screenshot dated 2023/07/13 P.S. This is self-indulgent writing. You don't have to like it, but please don't be mean! Narcissistic romance! Truly a romance with oneself! By that, I mean dating yourself. Aside from height, build, and physical fitness, they're exactly the same! Same face, soul, voice, and preferences! If this isn't your thing, please be polite. Don't click in just to tell me you don't like it, sob sob sob. My profile has a completed narcissistic romance, "The Whole World Will Crown Me King". Feel free to check it out, everyone~ I also have two upcoming narcissistic romances, "Another Narcissistic Romance" and "My Lover Is Myself". Take a look if you're interested, everyone qwq Cover layout by my friend @Li Qingran (bear dancing.jpg) Promoting my next light novel, "I Just Want to Be Ordinary" Wu Wenbie has been surrounded by people with mental illnesses his whole life, so his dream is to attend an ordinary university and study an ordinary major. But because of the environment he grew up in, he ends up studying folklore at university anyway. Never mind! As long as his classmates are ordinary! . But after living together for a while, Wu Wenbie realizes that there's something off about his roommates. For example, the dorm monitor, whose classmates praise him for his “divine-looking face and compassionate gaze, like an angel among mortals,” loves dressing up as a demon in their room. With giant bony wings so big they could put the curtains out of a job, he sits on the balcony late at night sighing wistfully. “I hate angels most of all.” For example, the second roommate, whom his classmates call “a classic dark-skinned muscle hunk, like a cheetah racing across the grasslands,” spends late nights alone in the swimming pool dressed as a mermaid. The iridescent tail he got from who-knows-where shines in every color, making the pool's neon lights look dim. “I really will die without water.” For example, the third roommate, a dance major praised as “the sexiest waist in the world, the most alluring person under heaven,” sits cross-legged on his bed, which is decorated like a shrine, and opens one paper fortune after another late at night. “So many people made wishes to me today, too.” Wu Wenbie is lost in thought, then accepts an invitation to share an apartment from Zhuang Yu, an ordinary person who only seems unusually handsome. . And then, much later Wu Wenbie shoves away Zhuang Yu, who has started biting him yet again in the middle of a kiss. “Zhuang Yu, for crying out loud, put on your muzzle!!!” Promoting the modern romance "That Man" Shan Xian takes a very unusual part-time job. It pays extremely well, but it's dangerous: he has to keep a man with a mental illness and violent tendencies company, talk to him, and help him work through his problems. Shan Xian opens the villa door with trepidation, only to find that the patient isn't disheveled and dirty. Instead, he sees an elegant man, neatly groomed, with his fingernails clipped down to the quick. And then, by accident, he falls into the trap. . Shan Xian knows that You Ye is dangerous and has many secrets, but he never imagined that You Ye's greatest secret is the name of the person he loves. Even after being shocked tens of thousands of times at a conversion therapy center, he never gave up that name. It's Shan Xian. The mad dragon, deranged by love, bites off his own claws and files down his fangs. Carefully wrapped in human skin, he stands before him. A genuinely mentally ill, obsessive, possessive gong who's a master actor x a sensitive shou who pretends to be clueless and is a natural dog trainer Theme: The world is vast, and everyone has somewhere they belong