(A new Eastern fantasy novel in the same vein as The Immortal Pats My Head is now underway!)
As a straight-as-an-arrow man of the modern age, Song Huaizhi never imagined that one day he would be forced by another man to marry him.
When the aloof, otherworldly sword cultivator in front of him held a long sword to his throat, Song Huaizhi really wanted to complain: Are you proposing to me, or seeking revenge?
Who proposes marriage by holding a sword to an innocent man's throat!
On the first day after transmigrating, his cheap old dad said, "Son, we're a first-rate sect in the cultivation world!"
Looking at the luxurious, exquisite halls before him, and the beautiful immortal sisters wafting fragrant scents as they wandered among the flowers, Song Huaizhi nodded with satisfaction.
On the second day after transmigrating, his beautiful old dad tugged at his sleeve and wailed, "Son, actually... actually, you've got a terrible illness. Unless you unite with someone of pure Yang constitution, you'll die!"
Song Huaizhi stared at his dad's sleeve, which had stayed perfectly dry despite all that crying, and fell silent in confusion.
Fine, marrying an immortal sister would work too~
With a faint sense of anticipation in his heart, Song Huaizhi followed his cheap old dad to the neighboring Wanjian Sect. When he saw the man standing there, clad in frost and holding a long sword, all he wanted was to turn and run.
Why had my fragrant, soft immortal sister turned into this cold, icy man!
He's even taller than me. This is infuriating!
His cheap old dad leaned against the upright-looking sect master of the Wanjian Sect and said with a smile, "Silly boy, we people of the Hehuan Sect love choosing sword cultivators from the Wanjian Sect as our cultivation partners."
And so, on the second day after transmigrating, Song Huaizhi finally learned the name of his sect.
Yes, that's right. Why shouldn't the Hehuan Sect count as a first-rate sect in the cultivation world?
How could a straight man accept marrying another man? Song Huaizhi promptly ran away.
...Though he was forced to bring a certain sword cultivator along, they were just the purest of good brothers!
Who says the Hehuan Sect has to rely on others? That it's a disgrace to the righteous path? Those stereotypes are long overdue for an update!
Developing "online matchmaking," using hunger marketing to offer exclusive VIP access, and vigorously promoting the entertainment industry in the cultivation world...
As the Hehuan Sect's young sect master, Song Huaizhi did not neglect growing the sect into a major force while cultivating. He worked hard to take control of the cultivation world's economic lifelines and make it a top-tier star sect.
But... while he was busy building his career, Song Huaizhi could only weep helplessly as he watched his "good brother" following silently behind him.
"Bro, I really don't like men. Stop following me."
Jiang Xiubai turned his head, hiding the flushed tips of his ears, and said softly, "I don't like men either."
But I like you.
Irresponsible little bonus scene (after the forced proposal)
The hand gripping the sword, its palm covered in a thin layer of calluses, rubbed against Song Huaizhi's slender waist, sending a tingling, weak sensation through him that made his cheeks burn and his heart race. His legs went weak. Bracing one hand on the soft couch, Song Huaizhi pressed the other against Jiang Xiubai's chest, trying to bring his good brother back to his senses with a pair of sincere, tearful, glistening almond eyes.
"Snap out of it! You're a sword cultivator who follows the Heartless Dao!!!"
"Only by entering the mortal world can one become heartless." Jiang Xiubai took Song Huaizhi's hand. His cool eyes darkened.
"But after entering the mortal world, I don't want to cultivate the Heartless Dao anymore."
Great.
Song Huaizhi, with an aching waist and trembling legs, rolled his eyes dramatically at the sky.
My aloof, heartless good brother from the Wanjian Sect must have been possessed. To hell with it, I'm tired.
The Wanjian Sect's eldest disciple, who thinks he follows the Heartless Dao, as the gong VS the Hehuan Sect's beautiful shou, a "straight-as-an-arrow man" who doesn't know how gorgeous he is
(Cultivation levels: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Spirit Transformation, Void Refinement, Body Integration, Great Ascension, and Tribulation Transcendence.)
Advance preview:
As the only little merman prince in the entire sea, Nan Xing had always had a great dream: to marry a human prince!
"My aunt Ariel, who is my aunt many times removed, managed to marry a human prince~"
The beautiful little merman prince Nan Xing hugged a fairy tale book called The Little Mermaid, his eyes full of yearning. His beautiful blue hair, as blue as the sea, and pale blue tail traced graceful arcs through the water.
The little sharks forced to listen to the story: "..."
Every little mermaid could make a wish to the Sea God at their coming-of-age banquet when they turned two hundred.
And so, the kind and generous Sea God granted the wish of his most beloved little mermaid.
When Nan Xing opened his eyes in an unfamiliar bathtub, the first thing he saw was a handsome man with dazzling golden hair, bright as the sun.
"May I ask..." The little merman clung to the edge of the bathtub, his eyes shining. "Are you the prince the Sea God sent me?"
The Empire's Crown Prince, Luo Qianyu: ?
"Why is someone here for the royal selection of a consort in my room?" Wearing nothing but a towel around his waist, the Empire's perfectly built Crown Prince furrowed his brows and spoke disdainfully. "Put those thoughts away. I would never let someone like you become my crown princess."
The little merman tilted his head and listened quietly. Then he asked softly and obediently, "Then may I ask, are there any other princes here?"
Luo Qianyu, an only child, shook his head without thinking.
"Then!" The little merman smiled sweetly, his pale blue tail happily swishing up and down in the bathtub, splashing droplets that shone like pearls. "You're the human prince I'm going to marry!"
Unable to stop his gaze from following that lively little tail, the Crown Prince, splashed in the face, thought coldly:
What an improper and unhygienic little merman. I'll eliminate him in the first round!
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Deep-sea treasure hunt. Seeing the little merman carefully lift the enormous pearl atop his head and offer it to him, eyes full of hope, the Crown Prince quietly eliminated the peacock next door, who had fallen into the sea and become a "drowned rat."
Singing contest. Listening to the little merman sing of his love in a lovely voice but completely off-key, the Crown Prince gave a soft cough and eliminated the snow leopard next door, who could only whimper.
Little by little, the Crown Prince discovered to his horror that the improper little merman had actually made it to the finals!
"Thank you for helping me get out of the desert in the previous round." The little merman rose onto his toes and planted a gentle kiss on the stunned Crown Prince's cheek. "You know, we merfolk really can't live without water."
The Crown Prince's face turned bright red as his thoughts raced: He actually kissed my cheek. He must be madly in love with me! But I don't like him at all, and I don't want him to be my crown princess. Oh, this irresistible charm of mine... How can I avoid breaking that fool's heart?
The next day, the Crown Prince, sporting two dark circles under his eyes and clutching a stack of prepared excuses, marched off to gently reject the "devoted" little merman.
"Thank you for the flowers." The little merman leaned over the flower-filled fish tank, smiling sweetly as he moved to kiss the butterfly who had scattered the petals across from him. "I love them."
Great.
The Crown Prince, scowling, carried off the little merman and his tank just before he could kiss someone else.
It was safer to make an improper little merman like this his own crown princess and keep him by his side.
A super-lucky little merman shou with an unusual way of thinking VS an elegant-looking Crown Prince gong who excels at convincing himself of things and is wild at heart
P.S. The gong's beast form is an Eastern dragon.
Theme: Stay positive and embrace life
Hahahaha, everyone wants to make a mess and travel around
Ah, Sarah? More than four thousand years old? No wonder Xing Wuji is so angry hahahahaha
Is there any extra story? [Crying loudly] I want to see Jian Qingning's couple, as well as Long Ming and Fox.
Queen! I want to see how that boy in Xingwen took down the beauty senior brother
I'm a kid, my senior brother is good at playing [star eye][star eye][star eye]
Looking at your previous sentence, I thought there wasn't much difference, haha
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahaha, the love is about to be broken.
Nice! ! Is there any extra story about Senior Sister? Want to see?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Mong Zhu's pairing makes my nose bleed when I see them, they love them so much!