Chirp, Chirp, I Caught a Cool and Aloof Fox Immortal

As one of the most notorious playboys in the Demon Realm, Kong Xianzhi spends his mornings picking flowers, his evenings chasing skirts, and his nights sneaking out to tease other people's rabbits. You could say he flits through a whole garden of flowers and samples a little of everything. The wicked peacock pinched the rabbit's tail shut in his folding fan and grinned. “Little white rabbit, how about I help you take human form, and you become my child bride?” Kong Xianzhi was used to sweet-talking people. He didn't even wait to see whether the rabbit agreed before reaching out to carry it off. Unfortunately, this time he had picked on someone he couldn't handle. Who could have guessed that an untransformed white rabbit would have a thousand-year-old fox immortal for an uncle? Gazing at the gorgeous fox before him, radiant as the moon, Kong Xianzhi arched his brows and promptly let go of the rabbit, distancing himself from the whole business. He curled his lips into a smile. “I've changed my mind. I'll help you take human form, and you introduce me to your uncle. How about that?” The white rabbit kicked out with its hind legs, leaving two dark footprints on Kong Xianzhi's garish robes before cowering in the gorgeous fox's arms, trembling. Rabbit: Uncle, it's him! He bullied me! The gorgeous fox gave the flamboyant peacock a cool glance and turned to leave with the rabbit in his arms, but Kong Xianzhi blocked his way. When peacocks court, they spread their tails. Kong Xianzhi glittered with golden light, his emerald feathers dazzling as he said warmly, “Don't go. Let me buy you a drink, and we can discuss our nephew's transformation while we're at it.” Rabbit: Ugh! Shameless! Yu Lanheng stared coldly at the peacock blocking his way, then spoke, his words clear and bright as pearls. “Get lost.” Kong Xianzhi wasn't bothered by the rejection. He kept circling him, peppering him with questions. “Don't want a drink? Then what do you want to do? I'll join you.” Yu Lanheng gave a cold laugh and raised a brow. “I want to die. Will you join me for that, too?” Kong Xianzhi froze for a moment, then smiled like a flower in full bloom, his tail feathers shining brighter than ever. “Sure. With a beauty by my side on the road to the underworld, even death would be worth it.” A seemingly aloof, gorgeous fox top x a genuinely flirtatious, shameless peacock bottom PS: They're both each other's first and only. Our little peacock is all talk, haha. Coming soon: The Imperial Prince's Lucky Little Merman [Interstellar]. Synopsis: As the only little merman prince in the entire ocean, Nan Xing has always had a lofty dream: to marry a human prince! “My great-great-great-aunt Ariel successfully married a human prince, you know~” The beautiful little merman prince Nan Xing hugged a fairy tale book titled The Little Mermaid, his eyes full of yearning. His blue hair, beautiful as the sea, and his pale-blue tail traced graceful arcs through the water. Every little merman gets to make one wish to the Sea God at their two-hundredth-birthday coming-of-age banquet. And so the kind, generous Sea God granted the wish of his most beloved little merman. When Nan Xing opened his eyes in an unfamiliar bathtub, the first thing he saw was a handsome man with dazzling golden hair like the sun. “Excuse me,” the little merman said, clinging to the edge of the tub, his eyes sparkling. “Are you the prince the Sea God sent me?” Imperial Crown Prince Luo Qianyu: ? “Why is someone here to participate in the royal consort selection in my room?” The imperial crown prince, his perfect physique clad in nothing but a towel around his waist, frowned and spoke scornfully. “Get that idea out of your head. I would never make someone like you my crown princess.” The little merman tilted his head and listened quietly, then asked in a soft, obedient voice, “Then are there any other princes here?” Luo Qianyu, an only child, shook his head without thinking. “So!” The little merman beamed, his pale-blue tail bobbing happily in the bathtub as the splashing droplets sparkled like pearls. “Then you're the human prince I'm going to marry!” Unable to stop his eyes from following that lively little tail, the crown prince, now splattered with water, thought coldly: What an indecent little merman. I'll eliminate him in the first round. And so the Interstellar netizens, who had tuned in right on time to watch their beloved crown prince choose a consort, were stunned. Their beloved, elegant, noble, icy crown prince had actually fallen for a clueless, sweet little merman!!! Deep-sea treasure hunt. Watching the little merman carefully lift the huge pearl from his head and offer it to him with hopeful eyes, the crown prince quietly eliminated the peacock next door, who had fallen into the sea and become a “drowned rat.” Singing competition. Listening to the little merman sing about his love in a lovely voice but completely off-key, the crown prince coughed and eliminated the giant snow leopard next door, who could only whimper. Little by little, the crown prince was horrified to realize that the indecent little merman had made it to the finals! “Thank you for helping me get out of the desert in the last round.” The little merman stood on tiptoe and planted a light kiss on the dazed crown prince's cheek. “You know, we merfolk really can't live without water.” The crown prince's face turned bright red as his thoughts raced: He kissed my cheek! He must be hopelessly in love with me! But I don't like him at all, and I don't want him to be my crown princess. Oh, what am I supposed to do with all this irresistible charm? How can I reject that fool without breaking his heart? The next day, dark circles under his eyes, the crown prince marched off with a whole speech prepared, ready to gently turn down his “devoted” little merman. “Thank you for the flowers.” Clinging to a fishbowl filled with petals, the little merman smiled sweetly and leaned in to kiss the flower fairy across from him, who had showered him with petals. “I love them.” Excellent. The crown prince's face darkened. Just before the little merman could kiss someone else, he carried off the merman and the entire fishbowl. An indecent little merman like this would be safer as his own crown princess, kept close by his side. A blissfully unconventional, ridiculously lucky little merman bottom x an elegant on the outside, wild on the inside crown prince top who can't stop talking himself into love Theme: Hard work leads to success