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An underworld guardian of the dead accidentally transmigrates into a strange and eerie world.

When faced with the eerie creatures:

Ordinary people: Disgusting! Terrified! Desperately calling for help!

Fang Zhian: So cute!! I want one!!!

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After the eerie creatures resurfaced, contamination incidents became increasingly frequent. Qi Su, the head of the containment forces, led humanity in a desperate struggle to survive. Then a small-time streamer accidentally wandered into a contaminated zone.

Fang Zhian: Sorry to bother you, but I have an urgent question.

Qi Su: Survival tips for the eerie crisis?

Fang Zhian: No, how do I connect to Wi-Fi?

Qi Su: ...

#What's wrong with a hundred-year-old underworld resident not knowing how to get online#

Qi Su had just helped him connect to his hotspot when the sweet, adorable streamer suddenly dashed into the area with the highest contamination level, phone in hand.

In the thick void, something indescribable seemed to stretch out in a way that defied human understanding. Everyone who looked directly at it was driven mad.

He wanted to call out to the streamer, but saw him raise a peachwood sword and shout, "Banish demons and bind evil, be suppressed!"

The next second, the eerie creature was lifted by the scruff of its fluffy neck, and the contamination level instantly dropped to zero.

The streamer, dressed in white, stood in the light like a god.

Everyone: ?!!

Before they could recover, the streamer put on round, small-framed sunglasses and hollered at his phone like a charlatan: "Haircuts, bone-setting, appliance repairs, ghost-catching, fortune-telling, palm-reading, all 20% off for a limited time!"

"Come on, Little Fox, show everyone a somersault!"

Eerie creature: ...

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On the phone, the comments went wild with amazement, gift effects filled the screen, and the livestream rankings showed him in first place by a mile.

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[Eerie Case File (Top Secret)]

[Code Name]: White Impermanence

[Human Identity]: Fang Zhian

[Traits]: This eerie entity looks no different from an ordinary human. It possesses intelligence on par with an adult human and is exceptionally attractive.

It is non-contaminating and non-aggressive, and can purify contamination from the vast majority of eerie entities.

It works as a streamer on an online platform. Its livestreams can effectively ease public panic and raise the collective SAN level. Support is recommended.

[Investigator]: Qi Su

"The chaotic world is about to welcome its gods"

#Blurb screenshot dated 2025.12.25

Theme: Life shines brilliantly like a song