The Cross-Dressing Pro Always Tries to Turn Me Gay [Quick Transmigration]

Blurb

Lin Lang is a classic chosen-one hero favored by Heaven, born with a fixation on good looks and an arrogant streak.

After dying, he binds himself to the [Plot Deviation System] and becomes the vicious male supporting character who goes mad with love and meets a tragic end in world after world.

The System eagerly assigns him a mission: "Host, you're a chosen-one hero. As long as you win over the female lead and build a harem, you can rewrite the story completely!"

A devoted lover of beautiful faces, Lin Lang refuses. He picks one person and sets his sights on them, only to find every wife he chooses is strange. Not only are they flat-chested, they have just one opening down below.

In the entertainment-industry world, the original character is a hapless tycoon who spends all his resources for love, making the male and female leads' success possible.

The actress heroine asks him for top-tier resources. Lin Lang clutches his wallet and turns to a vase beauty plagued by scandals across the internet. "Be my wife, and I'll make the entire entertainment industry grovel at your feet."

On their wedding night, he stares at his wife's perfectly flat chest.

"...Wife, where are your breasts?"

In the mermaid world, the original character is a foolish prince who loses his kingdom and family after the female general tricks him out of everything.

The heroine repeatedly tries to tempt him, but Lin Lang instead spends a fortune to buy a breathtakingly beautiful mermaid princess.

Still haunted by his previous experience, he asks carefully, "Are you female or male?"

Blushing, the mermaid princess takes his hand and guides it along her smooth tail, which has no extra organs.

Years into their marriage, after taking a mermaid biology class, Lin Lang's mind is completely blown.

"Wife, you're male. Why did you agree to have my children back then?"

"Have one, then! Go on, have one and show me!"

In the infinite-flow world, the original character is a tragic evil god who gives the heroine every advantage, only to have the leads team up to blow up the dungeon and erase him.

The heroine casually reveals her bare shoulder. Lin Lang turns away and grabs an aloof beauty shunned and despised by the entire dungeon. "Sweetheart, show me your breasts. I'll make you a carefree princess in this game."

From then on, the soul-devouring monster kisses the back of his hand, while the deadly Reaper sneaks over at night with sweet little cakes.

On the eve of clearing the dungeon, Lin Lang clutches a fake breast in his hand, furious.

"Wife, this is the ultimate scam!"

In the cultivation world, the original character is a foolish senior disciple who gives his rival all the precious treasures, only to have his cultivation crippled and die miserably in a secret realm.

The junior sister heroine comes to ask for a treasure. Lin Lang clutches his resources. "Not a chance. These are all for my wife."

At the sect's tournament, he sees a slender girl on the arena, blood seeping from her backside. He offers up all his rare treasures and publicly announces, "My father told me in a dream that she's my child bride!"

He tends to her every need, remembering each year when his beloved suffers monthly cramps and chills. Every day, he makes her brown sugar water; every night, he holds her close to warm her belly.

Until an accident leaves Lin Lang staring in shock. "Why does the world have a body type like this?!"

The love interest's perspective:

Cheng Yi always falls in love at first sight.

To win the person's heart, he deliberately dresses as a woman and practices his most innocent gaze, most obedient smile, and softest, sweetest voice in the mirror.

He knows how to seduce people.

He also knows how to make a man fall for him willingly.

Even though the women's clothes are fake, the weakness is fake, and the innocence is fake,

the resolve to win the man over is real.

Theme: Everyone has their own way of living. Learn to respect it.