Do Not Eat the Little Monsters

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Qiu Tian is a little monster, stranded on the streets and nearly starving to death. She signs up for a survival reality show with an extremely high fatality rate.

Her agent's eyes light up. A little monster? No, a perfect sucker!

They pack her up and ship her off to a new world!

Qiu Tian, suddenly exiled: "..."

The residents of the new world have seven heads and eight legs, mouths full of fangs, but hearts of gold.

Resident A: It's cold here, sir. Come warm up in the firewood, and sprinkle on some cumin while you're at it.

Resident B: Thinking too much is bad for your health. Let me open up your skull and ease your suffering. I wonder what roasted brains taste like.

Resident C: What? This isn't my stomach acid, it's a miracle cure. One dose and your... illness is gone!

Qiu Tian is deeply grateful, tears of gratitude streaming from the corners of her mouth.

"Friends, you smell delicious."

The residents: ???

Wait, why are you holding a knife and fork?!

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The show recently got a new contestant, with a round face and big eyes. He looked like a total weakling, so everyone assumed the supernatural horrors would make him cry. But then...

A gorgeous flower growing atop a pile of bones can kill people. His teammates give it a wide berth.

Him: There are so many! Amazing. I'll pick some and brew tea.

Invisible spirits can burrow into people's brains, tormenting them until their heads explode.

Him: I'll catch one, chop it up and roast it. Hmm, tastes like eel.

A strange building appears out of nowhere, and eerie sobbing can often be heard inside.

Him: What does that have to do with me? I'll smash it up for snacks. Gingerbread flavor, crunchy.

The newcomer not only eats everything himself, but is also happy to share.

Looking at the unidentifiable black stuff in their bowls, his teammates fall to their knees: ...

Help! Which of us is the real monster here?!

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There's a rumor going around the supernatural world.

If you run into a frail-looking, black-haired boy, don't hesitate. Run!

Countless of our kind have met their end in his stomach. He's a literal demon!

The demon devours everything like a swarm of locusts. The horrors are terrified, and they all go to the administrator to demand justice.

They've just entered the great hall when they see the demon lounging on the throne. The administrator stands beside him, picks up a piece of cake, and feeds it to him. "Good boy. Eat a little more."

As soon as the demon sees them, his eyes light up. He swats the administrator's hand aside and sits up. "A feast fit for an emperor!"

The administrator pauses, then turns a distant gaze toward them. "All right. I'll make it for you right away."

The horrors: ...

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"Professional Pallbearers, 20% Off for a Limited Time"

An underworld constable accidentally transmigrates to a supernatural world.

Faced with horrors...

Ordinary people: Disgusted, terrified, desperately calling for help.

Fang Zhi'an: So cute!! I want one!!!

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After supernatural phenomena begin to resurge, pollution incidents occur one after another. Qi Su, the head of the containment force, leads humanity in a desperate struggle to survive. Then a small-time streamer accidentally wanders into a contaminated zone.

Fang Zhi'an: Sorry to bother you, but I have an urgent question.

Qi Su: Survival tips for dealing with the supernatural crisis?

Fang Zhi'an: No. How do I connect to Wi-Fi?

Qi Su: ...

#What's wrong with a hundred-year-old underworld resident who doesn't know how to use the internet#

Qi Su has just helped him connect to his hotspot when the sweet, adorable streamer darts straight into the zone with the highest contamination level, phone in hand.

In the thick void, something indescribable seems to be extending itself in a way that defies human understanding. Everyone who looks directly at it descends into madness.

He tries to call the streamer back, only to see him brandish a peachwood sword and shout, "Slay demons and bind evil! Be sealed!"

The next second, the supernatural creature is picked up by the scruff of its fluffy neck, and its contamination level instantly drops to zero.

The streamer, dressed in white, stands in the light like a god.

Everyone: ?!!

Before they can recover, the streamer puts on small, round sunglasses and calls into his phone like a fortune-teller: "Haircuts, bone-setting, appliance repair, ghost-catching, fortune-telling, palm reading! 20% off for a limited time!"

"Come on, Little Fox, show everyone a somersault!"

The horror: ...

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On the phone, the comments are going wild with amazement, gift effects fill the screen, and the livestream ranking shows: miles ahead in first place.

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[Supernatural Case File (Top Secret)]

[Code Name]: White Impermanence

[Human Identity]: Fang Zhi'an

[Characteristics]: This entity looks no different from an ordinary human and possesses intelligence on par with an adult human. Exceptionally good-looking.

Non-contagious and non-aggressive. Can purify contamination caused by most supernatural entities.

Works as a platform streamer. His livestreams effectively ease public panic and raise the collective sanity level. We recommend supporting him.

[Investigator]: Qi Su

"Their god is about to arrive in this chaotic world."

Theme: Cherish everything you have now