[Main story complete]
[The author's mental state is unstable. The plot may frequently go off the rails, and there may be incidents that traumatize readers. Read with caution!]
A criminal police officer who had died in the line of duty fighting organized crime in his previous life was reborn.
A single, musclebound man who'd been a straight-as-an-arrow bachelor his entire life got:
A new ID: O O Jin'er
A new body: a fearsome face that could make the kid next door cry when he wasn't smiling
An empty wallet.
The neighbors' judgmental stares.
And a son.
A. Son?!
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After dying a bachelor at thirty, the newly reborn Jin'er was forced to awkwardly pick up his bargain-bin son in front of the neighbors who had surrounded him.
"Formula money? I'll earn it tomorrow! I'll go haul bricks at a construction site!"
"What horse racing? Never heard of it! I, Fu, am sworn against gambling, prostitution, and drugs!"
"I really love my son more than anything!"
Then he planted a loud kiss on his bargain-bin son's soft little cheek.
Then he muttered under his breath, "What was this little guy called again? Did I throw out his birth certificate?"
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Jin'er was so troubled by his inability to say his son's name that he didn't notice his expressionless son slowly widening his eyes after being kissed.
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Jin'er's Diary of Raising a Child:
1. Caught a robber and got invited to train students as an auxiliary police officer.
2. Saw a ghost wailing its head off and jumped in fright (this part was crossed out). Solved the case and sent the ghost on its way.
3. Saw a former student join a villainous organization and do bad things. Squeezed a bullet to pieces with his bare hands and gave them a taste of a violent teacher's intimidation!
4. Damn it, even two salaries can't support this little brat. How is formula this expensive?
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Baby Megumi, who'd been forced to hold a baby bottle (mental age: 15): ...
A few things to know before reading:
1. This isn't the Jin'er from the original work. He transmigrated into this body, knows nothing about the plot, and had no romantic relationships, marriage, or children before dying in the line of duty. He's a big, rough guy who spent his life on the front lines.
2. This is a story about raising the original Megumi and buying formula in the Detective Conan world. (Not really.)
3. Only the Detective Conan world is included, with no other characters or plotlines from Jujutsu Kaisen.
4. Jin'er is a teacher at the police academy.
5. Nobody dies.
The next story I'll write:
"Down with Love-Brains"
Laugh-out-loud | First person | Protagonist is mentally stable | The main story probably has no CP
Nagashima Rin died.
But Nagashima Rin bound himself to a System and came back to life!
Wahoo! Wahoo!
The System not only awakened his supernatural ability, it also said it would help him find a partner and achieve happiness!
Nagashima Rin: But I think being single is pretty nice-
System: Come forth! Supernatural ability: Love-Brain!
Nagashima Rin: ???
His ability activated. Thinking he was about to grow a love-brain, Nagashima Rin clutched his head in agony, only to see sparkling pink hearts fly into the heads of innocent passersby.
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Gojo Satoru, with rose petals suddenly raining down around him:
"I can never beat you at Red Light, Green Light, because when I look into your eyes, my heart starts beating."
Nagashima Rin pulled out sunglasses: Hello, I'm congenitally disabled. I don't have eyes.
He ran into an elegant Mafia boss lying gravely injured on a street corner at night.
Nagashima Rin dashed into the supermarket next door: Hahaha, there's a huge sale tonight! Let's go, let's go!
While eating out, he accidentally touched fingers with a handsome blond man with dark skin. Their eyes met, and it felt like a love that spanned a lifetime.
Nagashima Rin pulled out a forged middle school ID: Hello, I'm a student. Can I get a discount?
And then...
Nagashima Rin: Stop, stop! That's enough!
System, hands on its hips: With me here, no one gets to be a block of wood!
Nagashima Rin: There must still be normal people in this world! Right, childhood friend?
Dazai Osamu, who'd suddenly gotten himself drunk after one sip of wine: Yeah, yeah.
Nagashima Rin, overjoyed and in tears, with his best friend holding him around the waist: No Longer Human! My last refuge!
Dazai Osamu: Yeah, yeah.
#Help! Can studying medicine cure a love-brain?#
#Once I'm rich, I'm going to remove every love-brain in the world!#
Theme: Home is your harbor, always.
Wow, it's sublimated. Oh my gosh. It was like sparks and lightning all the way to this point and then it ended, so I didn't react at all, but I was positively shocked by the way it ended)? )
Doubt Shen'er, understand Shen'er, and be assimilated by Shen'er
I made eye contact with the cold and handsome guy across from me, and was so scared that the other guy changed his shape... It was really funny... When can I stop laughing when I see content like this... The contrast is really funny... It pokes me too much...
The young master drank milk indifferently like coffee
Damn it, it's finally over! Without you (文), my morality, quality, soul and fun (super loud) are all gone!!!
It ended unexpectedly, where is the morality, where is the bottom line, when will the new masterpiece be written (twisted) (dark crawling)
Look how happy Master Hui is smiling!?
It's the pure land!!
After reading another resume, I called him a good guy
There are so many memes that made me laugh so hard. It's the video about the second brain of men. I remember there's also the video about women's brains.