[Western Crossover] No One Can Stop Me from Graduating

The great mage Ilana, who had been held back from graduating for a hundred years since enrolling, died with such an overwhelming desire to graduate that the "Learn Until You Succeed" System bound her and brought her to Gotham. When Ilana heard the System's name, she felt as if she'd been stabbed in the chest. The System said she could graduate once she'd earned enough credits. But why did these instances all require either physical prowess or brainpower? As a frail and helpless great mage, did the System really want her to graduate? Thank goodness for the little red bird she'd saved. Not only did he tirelessly carry her through the instances, he also lent her money to get by. Since she couldn't clear an instance on her own... Ilana turned her gaze toward the superheroes bouncing around with boundless energy. The instances were all sorts of strange: In the "Communication Skills" course, Dick, Tim, and Ilana took the top three spots. In "A Bountiful Harvest," Superman was the MVP. In "A Father's Love Is Like a Mountain," she got a doting father named Bruce. Bruce: Oh, Eni, you're my favorite child. The Robins: ... Tim: I'm jealous too, but, Eni, run! I can't hold Damian back much longer! ---------------- A preview of a future story (definitely starting in 2024) ---------------- [Western Crossover] The Evolution of a Bathroom What's it like to open your eyes and see a man using the toilet? As a horror novel enthusiast, Xie Ni first noticed the bathroom's eerie atmosphere, along with all kinds of strange laughter and howls that kept coming from nearby. Xie Ni: Oh no. Did I really transmigrate into a horror world? Just as she was worrying about how to survive without a body, she noticed a green glow coming from the prison guard who had just pulled up his pants. She tentatively reached out a "hand" toward the glow. The good news: this wasn't some supernatural world, just a rather bizarre mental hospital. The bad news: she'd become a ghost! Batman spotted a man wandering around Gotham in the middle of the night. The instant the man saw him, he let out a piercing shriek: "Help! A monster!" Then he rolled his eyes back and fainted. When he woke up again, the man had a different face. He raised his middle finger at Batman. "F**k Batman!" Batman: ... Not long afterward, Bruce Wayne ran into a muscular cleaner on his way to work. The man pointed at him and let out a piercing shriek: "Monster!" Then he rolled his eyes back and fainted. Bruce: ... What a familiar scene. A mysterious new member had recently joined the Batfamily. So mysterious, in fact, that even the Batfamily couldn't figure out whether this person was a man or a woman. The Batfamily: We've never seen anyone open their mouth and go "Ying ying ying" to claim they're a delicate woman, then turn around and only possess burly men. Xie Ni, entirely unashamed: Don't you think burly men are intimidating? The Batfamily: ??? But aren't you always the first one to run when something happens? Xie Ni: Slander! She'd thought the torment she'd suffered was already bad enough, but she hadn't expected their relationship to reach a new level. So Batman saw a tall man fidgeting with a handkerchief, using the roughest voice and the most bashful tone to call him, "Father." Bruce: ... The little birds: ... Everyone turned to the culprit: Are you blind? The little red bird: Smiling. The female lead will eventually get a body of her own (female). I just picked a name at random. I'll change it if I think of a more suitable one later. The CP is tentatively the little red bird (it was originally Bruce, but then I thought of the final gag). Theme: Learning until you succeed