A Guide to Pretending to Be an Ordinary Person

As a high school student, I seem to know far too much.

The top student in my class, our class monitor, is the president of some infinite-flow game guild. He often enters dungeons during group activities. Most of the time, he comes back unscathed, but every now and then he emerges covered in blood.

...You don't have to explain. Do you think I'd believe that a man gets periods?

My classmate who's hopeless at school is the captain of a national superpower squad. He sleeps through class by day and saves the world part-time at night. In PE, he often accidentally runs faster than the world record.

...But it's fine. That infinite-flow guy runs faster than you.

The school bully in my class is the real young master of a wealthy family. He never got his family's love, but he did get their money. He's also a top-tier exorcist who often sees things other people can't.

...But that infinite-flow guy can see them too, and the one with superpowers seems pretty unhappy with you.

The only Omega in the world is in the class next door. The class beyond that has an emperor from ancient times who's traveled to the modern day, and the president of the broadcasting club is a mermaid...

All of this makes my own identity seem so ordinary.

After all, in this dangerous world, I'm just a weak and pitiful Golden Core cultivator

Perfectly average, only the second best in the world.

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I do my best to live like an ordinary person.

But I really do know far too much.

I also know the secret of the best person in our class.

One of his personalities pretends to be an ordinary person living an ordinary life, occasionally saving the world. He hates cultivators most of all.

His other personality just wants to destroy the world, but has never succeeded.

...Oh no, the one who wants to destroy the world has noticed me. He's threatening me into... dating him?!

...The one who saves the world has noticed too. What do I do?

...Help, I don't want two boyfriends!

Third-person narration

Urban supernatural and superpowers, silly campus antics, sweet romance

Split-personality love-brained top x steady, oblivious, sunny-flower bottom, slight everyone-loves-him vibes

The couple play-act with each other in this sweet romance, lighthearted throughout

Theme: Be positive, sunny, and always willing to help others