The blurb for the upcoming novel A Guide to Pretending to Be Ordinary is below.
Blurb for this novel:
Jiang Mei is a cannon-fodder character in a melodramatic novel.
Before the story begins, he gets drunk and sleeps with the main gong.
The next morning, amid the clamor, he meets the man's unfathomable gaze.
"Don't let them find out."
Jiang Mei hooks an arm around the main gong's neck and bites down hard on the lips the main shou hasn't kissed yet.
He'd had a crush on him for so long. After sleeping together, he had to get a kiss out of it to make the night worthwhile.
*
Becoming the secret lover of his crush was completely unplanned.
Just as the original novel described, Movie Emperor Shang has always been generous with his lovers, and even a little indulgent, but he's cold and unfeeling and dislikes getting tangled up in romance. He won't have a public boyfriend except for the main shou.
So this relationship will end when the story begins.
Jiang Mei will never let Shang Xu know how many years he's been in love with him.
Shang Xu has a very difficult little boyfriend.
In public, his little boyfriend is sweet and obedient. In private, he dares to scratch up Shang Xu's back.
Jiang Mei doesn't want to go public, so Shang Xu lets him have his way.
He keeps indulging him until he has no boundaries left.
Then one day, Shang Xu realizes that Jiang Mei is seriously waiting for him to break up with him.
His little boyfriend is none the wiser. As usual, he goes to bite Shang Xu's neck, but Shang Xu holds him back.
"Young Mr. Jiang."
Shang Xu's expression turns dangerous.
"So, when are you going to take responsibility for me?"
One day, I will leave you.
Until then, I'll love you with all the courage I have.
A clueless lover who falls deeper the closer he gets x a longtime secret admirer who wants to run after a one-night stand
A sweet romance
Older gong, seven-year age gap, no Bai Yueguang
A Guide to Pretending to Be Ordinary
As a high school student, I seem to know way too much.
My top student class monitor is the president of an infinite-flow game guild. He often enters instances during group activities. Most of the time he comes back unharmed, but sometimes he emerges covered in blood.
...You don't need to explain. Do you really think I'd believe a man gets periods?
My academically struggling classmate is the captain of a national superpower squad. He sleeps through class during the day and saves the world part-time at night. In PE, he often accidentally runs faster than the world record.
...But it's fine. That infinite-flow guy runs faster than you.
My school bully classmate is the real young master of a wealthy family. His family won't give him their love, but he did get their money. He's also a top-tier celestial master who often sees things other people can't.
...But that infinite-flow guy can see them too, and the one with superpowers seems to have a problem with you.
The class next door has the world's only Omega, the class beyond that has an emperor who traveled from ancient times to the modern day, and the president of the broadcasting club is a mermaid...
That makes me seem so ordinary.
After all, in this world full of dangers, I'm just a weak and pitiful Golden Core cultivator
Perfectly unremarkable, just the second-best in the world.
*
I try my hardest to be an ordinary person.
But I know far too much.
I also know the secret of the best person in our class.
One of his personalities pretends to be an ordinary person, lives an ordinary life, occasionally saves the world, and hates cultivators most of all.
The other personality only wants to destroy the world, but has never managed to do it.
...Oh no, the one who wants to destroy the world has found out about me. He's threatening me into... dating him?!
...The one who saves the world has found out too. What do I do?
...Help, I don't want two boyfriends!
Third-person narration
Urban supernatural and superpowers, goofy campus slice-of-life sweet romance
A split-personality gong with two hopelessly lovestruck personalities x a steady, oblivious, sunny shou, with a slight everyone-loves-him element
They both pretend to be in love with each other, a sweet romance with a lighthearted tone
Theme: Be brave enough to love and brave enough to live
Sometimes I really want to put this book on the list and make everyone collapse with me [heartbroken][heartbroken][heartbroken]
It's so sad that the teacher cheated me. I don't want it to end like this, so I have decided to continue writing [cheek support] Meimei and Shang Xu should be together, Meimei, don't cry anymore ꒦ິ^꒦ິ
Ah, I finished it in just one swipe. To take a step back, is it true that I can't add more updates? [Crying] [Crying]
Please, bring the dead back to life. I want to see it so much.
Wife, why do I fall into your trap every time [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying], when I browsed your homepage, I found another article you tricked me, which pains me forever [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying]
Isn't this really a break?
Brother, I've finished the exam, why haven't I updated yet? [Crying]
Woo woo woo woo, I know it's a scam but I still want to read it, it's so beautiful woo woo woo, teacher, you have pity on the poor kid, it's the same with the last book, woo woo woo, it's really beautiful [crying] [crying] [crying]
Peter Pan with Glasses
Artist of the Underworld
A Guide to Pretending to Be a Normal Person
The Tool Man Who Saves the World Decides to Save the World
The Young Master of the Shield Is a Dandy
[Comprehensive Fear] the Youngest Son of the Adams Family Is Also Very Confused Today
After Appearing on a Supernatural Variety Show with My Ex
The Prince Just Wants to Be a Civet Cat
Cat Senior [Interstellar]
The Evil God Just Wants to Be a Living Person [Prehistoric]
Can a Little Madcap Still Be Everyone's Darling?
After Turning Dark, I Evolved into a Black Hole
Sometimes I really want to put this book on the list and make everyone collapse with me [heartbroken][heartbroken][heartbroken]
It's so sad that the teacher cheated me. I don't want it to end like this, so I have decided to continue writing [cheek support] Meimei and Shang Xu should be together, Meimei, don't cry anymore ꒦ິ^꒦ິ
Ah, I finished it in just one swipe. To take a step back, is it true that I can't add more updates? [Crying] [Crying]
Please, bring the dead back to life. I want to see it so much.
Wife, why do I fall into your trap every time [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying], when I browsed your homepage, I found another article you tricked me, which pains me forever [crying] [crying] [crying] [crying]
Isn't this really a break?
Brother, I've finished the exam, why haven't I updated yet? [Crying]
Xicongge, please speak! ! ! [Crying][crying][crying][crying][poor][pitiful][melted][pigeon][pigeon]
Woo woo woo woo, I know it's a scam but I still want to read it, it's so beautiful woo woo woo, teacher, you have pity on the poor kid, it's the same with the last book, woo woo woo, it's really beautiful [crying] [crying] [crying]
I really do. . . . .