A Bystander Just Pretending to Watch the Drama

Because his name was so common, Xiao Ming was bound to the "Gossiping Bystander" System. To return to the real world, he has to play a gossiping bystander in various novel worlds.

Xiao Ming's duties include, but are not limited to:

Playing a bystander in an infinite-flow story, munching on melon seeds and watching the livestream. Whenever the protagonist powerhouse pulls off some outrageous move, he posts "666" on the forum and floods the livestream comments with "6666".

Playing a classmate in a school story. Whenever he sees the red-eyed school bully seme pinning the aloof top student uke in a classroom, dorm, or sports equipment room to kiss him, he promptly steps in to close the door for them.

Playing a street bystander interviewed by a reporter in an enemies-to-lovers story: "Yes, they never got along before."

Playing a bystander in an apocalypse story (zombie edition). Every day, aside from charging along with his buddies, he waits for the protagonist group to start fighting among themselves so he can bring his buddies over to break it up.

Playing a servant in a transmigration story. When the protagonist uke wakes up, he says with a worried look, "Young Master, you finally woke up after falling into the water / hitting your head." Then he rattles on, explaining what happened and the body's complicated relationships.

Playing a kind passerby who rides by on a bicycle just as the transmigrated-into-a-book protagonist uke, stuck with a cannon-fodder plot, is about to take the reborn protagonist seme lying by the roadside home: "Do you need help calling the homeless shelter?"

Protagonist seme: ???

Protagonist uke: "..."

Xiao Ming: OvO (gossiping)

System: 6

[Copyright registered on 2023.4.05]

Theme: Love life, and gossip sensibly.