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Hi, I’m a person, and the kind who lives like a rat ^^
I just turned nineteen this year. I live in a strange otherworld, and most of my life consists of recycling stale memes and living a rat’s life.
One day, while I was walking along the riverbank with nothing to do, a pink-haired kid rushed up to me, grabbed my hand, and cried, “Don’t die!”
Splash. I lost my footing.
I fell into the water.
Me: ?
I didn’t thrash around. That would’ve looked too ugly, and I didn’t want to be a duck.
I floated along calmly, then calmly made it to shore.
“Relax, buddy.” I pulled my hand from his grip. “I just look a little depressed. I wasn’t trying to jump into the river.”
Hehe, I’m lying.
I really had gone to the river that day because I wanted to jump.
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Unfortunately, after that, the pink-haired kid somehow invaded my life.
First, he wired me a million and told me I’d have more than enough money, as long as I stopped riding my crappy little motorcycle around town and making a scene.
I didn’t take it.
What a joke. Riding my crappy little motorcycle isn’t making a scene. It’s just a rat living a rat’s life.
When throwing money at me didn’t work, the pink-haired kid started clinging to me every day on my way to and from school, insisting on meeting my sharp-tongued mom and my weak, useless dad.
I couldn’t take it anymore, so I brought him home. To my surprise, the first thing he did was fling hundreds of thousands in cash in their faces and say:
“Your son is mine now.”
Good heavens! I grabbed the pink-haired kid’s hand and shouted, “I’m not gay!”
Okay, I lied again.
I actually am.
The pink-haired kid is way too good at pursuing people. No rat could resist him.
I’m serious.
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If my life were written as a book, I’d call it The Autobiography of Zide.
Excerpt from The Autobiography of Zide:
September 1
The meteor shower arrives tomorrow night. I’ll die when it comes.
Before I turn nineteen.
September 2
Didn’t manage to die. The pink-haired kid saved me.
I don’t understand fate.
I was forced to turn nineteen.
September 17
The pink-haired kid is so weird. He says he loves me and wants to pursue me. Does this scene kid even know what love is? Is he trying to top me? I’m not bottoming.
October 30
The pink-haired kid says he’s the bottom.
I told him I really am straight.
The pink-haired kid kissed me.
January 1
It’s the New Year. The pink-haired kid is acting strange. It looks like he’s going to imprison me. I can already see the chains.
But I can’t get what I want.
February 14
Where’s the pink-haired kid? I can’t find him.
I got scammed by a gay guy, didn’t I?
February 20
The pink-haired kid is back.
I hate him (blacked out). I’m going to beat him up (blacked out). Uh, we ended up in bed.
March 1
They say the world ends tomorrow. I have some regrets.
I don’t want to die anymore. I still want to see spring.
March 2
The world is ending.
I want to live.
April 25
Mom, life is a scam.
I really want to run away.
[A gloomy, reclusive, world-weary rat of an introvert top × a proud, rich, talkative young master who wears his heart on his sleeve and bottoms]
The leads are very clearly devoted to each other. This isn’t for people who fixate on who’s top or bottom; it’s just a couple falling in love! Anyone who cares about top/bottom roles, please don’t read. Let me emphasize again: if you’re hung up on top/bottom roles, don’t read. This isn’t for anyone who insists on picking a side or combing through every detail to decide who loves more or suffers more. At its core, it’s just two people falling in love. See Chapter 1 for other content warnings.
This isn’t for readers who fixate on roles or have a strong preference. Please don’t read if that’s you. I don’t want you to feel uncomfortable, and we can quietly let each other be. I’m begging you.
If you’re reading pirated copies, please don’t comment here TT How strange…
A practice piece while getting back into writing, just letting loose. The diary dates in the blurb aren’t accurate; refer to the story for the actual dates.
2024/10/22
The next book I want to write is Bound by the Peerless Bottom System.
The three defining traits of a bottom:
Cool and aloof, a soft waist, and easy to push over.
Yi Youxing has all three of those traits.
But he wants to be the top.
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Yi Youxing is a famously introverted shut-in in the rock scene.
At work, he rambles nonsense and acts absurd. The thing he posts most often on Weibo is bass jokes.
In private, he walks around in a black mask, black hat, and black clothes, cosplaying as Black Impermanence.
One day, he woke from a dream to hear a mechanical voice in his head:
[Congratulations! You’ve been selected for the Peerless Bottom Plan. From now on, you must complete your missions in order to live a normal life.
If you disobey a mission, you will be punished with a variety of physical ailments.]
[Mission One: Appear on a variety show and show off your seductive charm to attract the award-winning actor.]
Yi Youxing: ?
He went right back to sleep, but woke halfway through with pain all over his body.
[Beep. Host has disobeyed the directive. Pain has therefore been set to Level 1.]
Yi Youxing was silent, then turned around and went to take a cold bath.
What System? What bottom?
Yi Youxing slowly raised a finger:
I refuse to submit.
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Yi Youxing meant what he said.
When the System told him to go west, he went east. When it told him to go right, he went left.
Before long, he’d experienced everything from fevers to deafness and blindness.
He disrupted one mission after another, and the punishments grew more severe each time.
He no longer had the strength to pick up his instrument. He could no longer hear a single note. He groped around in the darkness
He couldn’t take it.
So he chose to give up.
Mm-hmm, he gave up on life.
Yi Youxing felt his way onto the balcony and jumped without changing expression
Screw this world.
Wait a second.
Yi Youxing found himself suspended in midair, held up by a pair of hands.
His hearing returned first when he was touched.
He heard the person say, “Yi Youxing, protagonist of World 001, a novel.”
Then his vision returned.
He blinked in a daze:
Blue sky, red sun, and golden curls filling his vision.
The person carried him back to the balcony and gave him an impeccably fake smile.
“Hello, I’m a world repairer. My name is Guiling. I’ve detected that the space has…”
Yi Youxing: “Holy crap, a flying man!”
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Guiling is a good person.
He said his whole purpose was to get Yi Youxing’s life back to normal.
Yi Youxing believed him.
Because Guiling told him:
“You have a will of your own, and I can see it.”
An introverted shut-in who refuses to be babied as the top × a newly appointed, passionate, clueless bottom
[Note: The top isn’t frail or delicate, he’s just a malnourished shut-in. Those three defining traits boil down to him having a sour face, being a shut-in, and being too lazy to move T.T I’m not into weak tops; I just really like gloomy, scruffy-looking tops.]
Thanks to the ordinary broke artist for drawing the little circle! It’s so, so cute! You can find it in the supporting characters section! There are more on my Weibo if you’re interested, hehe.
Thank you, thank you! Wishing you lots of happiness and a smoother life. Thank you.
Theme: Face life’s hardships and keep moving forward bravely.
One cat, one dog, and Xiaoquan Xiaowu have a happy day [Spread Flowers] [Spread Flowers] Even if it is a circle, it has to take care of Big King, eh. ! The two of them were sticky. Yan Zide, you can become a person and let An You take you to work to effectively relieve separation anxiety [Let me be healthy] [Let me be healthy]
Are you going to finish it all at once, you guy?
It's a tie. Before I read the text, I thought it was in the first person, so I didn't plan to read it. Then I saw that my wife had updated so many chapters and I was determined to read it, but it turned out that it was not in the first person. Well, it was like finding a treasure. I've tied it up intermittently in the past few days, but I read the last 40 chapters in one go, and I kept crying (the pain of having too low a tear point), maybe because Zide and I are both at the same special age of 19, and we resonate with some of Zide's thoughts on mourning (but this resonance is not a good thing). We are about to enter a new stage of 20, as if we will grow up quickly after the beginning of 2, enter the big dyeing vat of society, and lose our innocence (a bit off topic). Complacency is a soft, sensitive and fragile child, who is used to arming himself with arrogance or poisonous tongue. He cannot let go of Zi Le's death. He believes that he, his mother, and everyone are murderers. He cannot interfere with other people's actions. The only thing he can control is himself. He also wants his own pain, and he also wants to let himself feel the pain of Zi Le in a superficial way. He cannot let himself go. Twins want everything to be the same to be fair. Although complacency and self joy are not, they are better. And actually what I want to say the most is to enjoy myself. Before returning to the Yan family proudly, he followed his mother's arrangements step by step and tried hard to do what an heir should do. Although it was hard and exhausting, at least he had a clear goal. But life is a drama. A younger brother who is loved and grew up in freedom suddenly appears, and a gap appears. Why can he live with his mother-in-law, praise her, read books, write poems, take good care of her, love her in every possible way, and be helpless in every way? None of it is mine, and it's not fair at all. At first, the jealousy can be hidden under the appearance of indifference, and he overextends himself in exchange for praise from his mother. But after seeing his complacent performance, he begins to wonder why he always resists. Shouldn't everyone live under the breath of their mother? You start to stare at yourself and start to resist, and your spirit to break free begins to sprout. However, a series of bad news surprises, the denial of identity, the diagnosis of a difficult disease, and the consequences are spread out directly in front of you, and the young man's spirit is directly extinguished. Fearful, doubtful, negative and with a certain amount of relief, you began to receive treatment, but at the same time you were questioning the meaning of life. You asked your mother, your annoying brother, and maybe your mother-in-law in your heart, but no one could give you a definite answer. You stumbled forward with doubts. But the arrogance and self-esteem brought by excellence make it impossible for you to accept an undignified end, especially in contrast to your younger brother who is gradually feeling happy. At this moment, you actually hate your own happiness, hate the injustice of fate, hate the tricks of fortune, hate your mother-in-law, hate your mother, hate your complacency, why is it that you are not the happier one? Finally, you are relieved. Dignity is more important than living without hope. You know that no one is wrong and everyone has their own helplessness. You knew more clearly that if Zide knew about your death, then Zide would definitely live with self-blame and guilt, so you hesitated but still wrote to hope that your twin brother would live a good life. There is a mixture of love and hate between Zi Le and Zi De, but the hate is not real enough, the love is not fake enough, and it is not pure at all... If Zi Le and Zi De grew up together, their personalities may be very similar to Zi De's, less stubborn, soft, sensitive and cute, perhaps a little more stable than Zi De'e. But there are so many ifs... Alas, I happened to read a lot of twin settings recently, and I was particularly touched by it after reading Self-Enjoyment and Complacency, so I wrote some of it casually (but after staying up all night, my brain was not clear anymore, and the writing was messy). In addition, I really think Mrs. Good Teeth's writing is very good, and I recommend it to my friends. I have read both books. They are a little sour but very warm. I hope she will keep writing 😭 😭 😭 😭
Say love out loud 🐰 🐰
Oops, I can't do it anymore. Why have I posted so many repeated comments?
I like it so much. I am so excited to read this chapter. Everyone has different worries at different ages. They may be subtle or complicated, but they are all life issues that we need to face. If you are really worried, stop and take a rest, and then regain the confidence to start. I hope everyone can be peaceful and happy every day in 2026 🎆🎆
Mrs. Good Teeth is a perfect girl. Why can she write so well? Both this book and the previous one feel warm but mixed with some sadness. They are super delicious. I look forward to Mrs.'S future works 🤗🤗
Well, time still proves that Little A's feelings for Little B are not just because of the movie. The interaction between the two is so cute... See you next time, the trio 🐰🐰
AB, keep going!! It's so sneaky and ambiguous hh
Oh, it's obviously very, very good. I like it very much 💪