After the White Moonlight Got the Scum Top's Script

A child of destiny, bitter at heart, makes a deal with the System, asking for only one thing: to return to the past and save their white moonlight. But the trip back in time hits a bug, twisting the white moonlights’ memories until they all think they’ve become scummy gongs… Modern world: The CEO thinks he’s a scummy gong who’s forcing himself on a young man, so he decides to send the clingy young man away. But the young man’s expression changes dramatically. He asks the CEO in disbelief if he doesn’t like him anymore, then drops his gentle facade and reveals his obsessive true nature. The CEO: “…” So the big bad wolf was pretending to be a little white rabbit? What happened to that pure college boy? Cultivation world: The head of the Sword Reverence Sect thinks he’s a hypocritical master coveting his disciple’s sword bones. He says he isn’t capable enough to teach him, and tells his arrogant dragon-born disciple to find a better teacher. But his disciple, an arrogant dragon-born, asks in a daze whether it’s because he hasn’t taken good enough care of his master, or because he secretly drove off countless talented people who wanted to become his disciple, or because his master found out that he’d been sneaking into his cave every night. The Sword Reverence: “?” … This story is also known as “They All Think They’re Scummy Gongs,” “Turns Out I’m the White Moonlight,” and “The Children of Destiny Pursue Me.” Reading guide: A collection of individual stories. Each gong thinks he’s been handed a scummy-gong script, but actually he hasn’t. Reborn, mutual pampering. These worlds are tentative and may be replaced. Here’s a preview of an upcoming story. If you’re interested, please add it to your collection~ Who’s the Straight Guy? Shen Xian urgently needs money, so he takes a spot on a new reality show modeled after “Who’s the Spy?” The show’s name is ridiculous: Ten Men and Nine Queers: Who’s the Straight Guy? Just as the title says, among ten guests with wildly different styles, a cold CEO, a world-weary painter, a gentle professor, a motherly guy, a wolfish younger man, and so on, nine are gay, and one is a closeted straight guy. Shen Xian is the “straight spy” hiding among them. The rules are simple. If the straight guy survives seven rounds of voting without being eliminated, he wins two million yuan. Otherwise, if the gay contestants figure out who he is, the prize is split among the remaining contestants who haven’t been eliminated, and the straight guy gets nothing. Shen Xian thinks, “How hard can it be to pretend to be gay? For two million yuan, I’m in!” He asks his friends what gay men are like and commits their advice to memory. From then on, he’s a neat freak, keeping himself and his room spotless; he pays attention to his appearance, works out, and dresses impeccably; he’s observant and notices the little things everyone else misses; and he can lift weights and box as well as cook up delicious meals… Fully prepared and brimming with confidence, Shen Xian dives in and perfectly embodies his gay persona. But could someone explain why pretending to be gay comes with the risk of a love-triangle disaster?! No matter how the show’s dynamics shift, the unflappable, ice-cold CEO catches Shen Xian alone and gazes at him darkly, his thin lips parting. “You’re not gay, are you?” Shen Xian’s heart skips a beat, but his smile remains unchanged. “Brother Lu, asking so directly violates the show’s rules.” “So, are you or aren’t you?” “I am.” Lu Tingyuan nods. “I like you.” Shen Xian: ? As soon as Lu Tingyuan leaves, Xing Zhenhong, tall, fit, and full of virile charm, with perfect pecs and an eight-pack, finds Shen Xian, who’s still reeling. His handsome, sun-browned face turns faintly red as he clears his throat and tactfully asks Shen Xian what position he prefers. Alarm bells ring in Shen Xian’s head. He’s here to pretend to be gay for money, not to become gay! So he tactfully tells him they’re the same type. They’re both tops, and birds of a feather don’t flock together. Xing Zhenhong looks grave. Shen Xian relaxes. After a long pause, Xing Zhenhong says with difficulty, “It’s okay. Give me some time. I can try to accept it.” Shen Xian: “…” Thanks, but he can’t. The “straight spy” Shen Xian, confessed to by one man after another, walks back under the cameras, dazed and exhausted. Then he discovers that the gloomy, world-weary painter has secretly filled an entire sketchbook with drawings of him, while the aloof, unbothered lead dancer has choreographed a moonlit dance… In the end, the show finishes with the straight guy winning. The guests can’t believe it, insisting it’s impossible and accusing the production team of having Shen Xian pretend to be straight for the sake of the show. Shen Xian: “…I really am straight!” Good news: He did a great job pretending to be gay. Bad news: Maybe he did too good a job. Reading guide: 1. Includes #love-triangle disaster#, #straight-to-gay#, #too many and too strong love arrows aimed at the protagonist#, #some melodrama#, #silly antics#, #everyone loves him#, and other elements. 2. This is a fictional world. Please don’t compare it to reality. Theme: Love life and cherish the people around you.