The Devoted Villain and the Beautiful Passerby Ended Up Together [Quick Transmigration]

[Writing is hard. Every word costs the author blood, sweat, and time. Please respect intellectual property and support the official release. Many thanks to all the lovely readers who do. Mwah!] Zombie King Lu Guiyuan was bound to a villain System and transmigrated into different worlds as all kinds of villains. He had to keep courting death and ultimately die to bring the protagonist couple together and complete the plot. The first world: The tragic romance between a God of War prince and the top scholar System: You are a tyrannical, depraved emperor. During the palace examination, you fall in love at first sight with the protagonist, the most beautiful and talented man under heaven. After naming him top scholar, you force him to live in a gilded cage in the harem and make him your male empress. The protagonist's love interest is furious, raises an army, overthrows you, and has you torn apart by horses in public. At the palace examination, Lu Guiyuan's eyes lit up. "As expected of the most beautiful and talented man under heaven. I like him." So he named him top scholar and locked him in the harem, keeping him in a gilded cage. System: Wait, that's not the protagonist! You've got the wrong person... Lu Guiyuan: I don't care! You said the protagonist was the most beautiful and talented man under heaven, and that's him. I'm making him my empress. Li Huaiming grabbed the collar of the foolish emperor's robe, his smile breathtaking. "Your Majesty, if you don't finish reviewing today's memorials, you'll sleep in the woodshed. Finish them, and there's a reward." The emperor, blinded by beauty, immediately became a conscientious and diligent ruler. The plot went hurtling down the road to collapse, never to return. System: ... At the invitation of the heavenly laws of various worlds, Lu Guiyuan traveled from world to world with his beloved, Li Huaiming. They spent their time falling in love and occasionally dealing with villains, eliminating the false protagonists placed in each world by the Main God to steal its fortune. They were free and easy, living the good life. Unexpectedly, the Main God ambushed Lu Guiyuan and kidnapped him. Unable to destroy him because of his powerful mental strength, the Main God sealed his memories, bound him to a System, and turned him against the heavenly laws of each world, forcing him to help the protagonists. The heavenly laws and Li Huaiming were at a loss as to how to save Lu Guiyuan, who had lost his memories and been brainwashed. Then Lu Guiyuan came skipping over on his own. "Beautiful one, you look so familiar. It's as if I've seen you in a past life. We must have been tied together by the Matchmaker's three-lifetime marriage thread. We're made for each other." Li Huaiming: "Ha. What a coincidence. I think so too." Strong top, charming bottom Note: 1. They dote on each other. It's a sweet and satisfying story. The author likes charming bottoms and tops who dote on them. Top-only readers, stay away. 2. This is a prequel to the completed novel, Spoiled My Husband After I Traveled to Ancient Times. The prequel features the protagonists when they were young, so their personalities differ somewhat between the two novels. The stories are independent and can be read separately. 3. The protagonists already have a child in the prequel. The child will appear in this story, but they won't have any more children. - --, -- - Next novel, advance reservation 1: Top's POV, I'm Obviously Super Cute Because of a mistake by the heavenly laws, the White Tiger failed his tribulation. To make it up to him, the heavenly laws said, "I can let you be reborn in another world. Everyone there is beautiful, and they all love cute pets. You can act adorable and cute to trick someone into becoming your cat-loving scooper." The White Tiger readily agreed. Unexpectedly, something went wrong during the journey, and the White Tiger ended up in another world. As soon as he landed, he spotted a good-looking, generous person who loved small animals. This was the one. The tiny White Tiger, no bigger than a kitten, set off toward his chosen scooper on its short legs. With practiced ease, it tripped over its own feet and rolled right up to the person, lying on its back with all four paws in the air. It showed off its fluffy belly, tilted its adorable little head, and let out a soft, sweet, "Meow?" Based on the White Tiger's past experience, this was guaranteed to make anyone swoon and cover their face as they cried, "So cute! Adorable!" But the watch on his chosen scooper's wrist began beeping urgently. The person's face turned deathly pale, as if he'd seen something terrifying, and he covered his face and screamed, "Help!" He stumbled, rolled, and scrambled away. White Tiger: ??? Before he could figure out what was going on, an alarm rang throughout the city. The public fled in panic, and countless mechs and warships surrounded him, all aiming their cannons at him. White Tiger: !!! An exceptionally handsome man dropped down from a mech. His restrained military uniform, long straight legs, and cool, sharp gaze hit the White Tiger's heart, because he's a sucker for good looks. Ahhh! I have to make him my scooper! So the White Tiger skipped over, acting cute and rolling around, frantically hinting: Look, the world's softest and cutest kitty is right here! Come kiss me, hug me, and lift me up high! The people on high alert: ...Is this really an SSS-class beast? It looks completely harmless. An SSS-class beast cub had suddenly appeared on Planet X, and the Alliance's youngest and strongest general was keeping it under surveillance by his side. The entire Alliance was on high alert, completely unmoved by the cub's harmless appearance. Everyone knew that beasts above S-rank had gained intelligence, were good at disguising themselves, and were extremely cunning and cruel. An SSS-class beast could easily destroy a planet. Everyone waited in fear and despair for the beast to bare its fangs. But the cub kept acting just as harmless and adorable as it looked. Every day, it ate its fill, slept, basked in the sun, and begged to be petted. It didn't act anything like an SSS-class beast. Gradually, people began to believe it really was a harmless little kitty, and the brain scan must have been wrong. Until one day, the Zerg invaded. The general was seriously injured when the Zerg ambushed him as he covered the civilians' retreat. The little kitty couldn't stay calm. One tiger's roar shook the mountains and shattered the earth, killing all the Zerg. Everyone: ...As expected of an SSS-class beast. Comedic, looks-obsessed White Tiger top VS cool, fluffy-animal-loving general bottom White Tiger: Eat the tastiest beast meat, cuddle the most beautiful scooper. Life is wonderful. General: Raise the strongest SSS-class beast, pet the softest and cutest kitty. Life is wonderful. Next novel, advance reservation 2: Bottom's POV, Everyone Keeps Summoning Me After I Became an Evil God The protagonist died of overwork and never expected to be reborn as an evil god. Protagonist, overjoyed and in tears: This is great! No more working nine-nine-six or paying a mortgage. I don't even need to eat, drink, or use the bathroom. I can lie flat and sleep until the end of time! But as soon as he fell asleep, someone woke him up. A grown man who leeches off his parents and longs to get rich: Great Evil God, please bless me with good fortune. I offer my parents and sisters as sacrifices to you. Protagonist: Your incomplete sacrifice isn't perfect enough. I don't like it. A family should stay together. How can you be left out? Then the man watched as the ghosts of his dead family came to reunite with him. Terrified, he ran to the police station that very night to turn himself in. A celebrity who married into a rich family: Great Evil God, please bless me with fame and success. I'm willing to offer my wife and daughter to you as sacrifices. Protagonist: As you wish. The next day, the whole internet knew about the celebrity's secret marriage, affairs with several women, and attempted murder of his wife and daughter so he could inherit their wealth. He also earned himself a pair of "silver bracelets." The head of an Evil God cult: Great Evil God, please bless us with eternal youth and immortality. We offer these one hundred handsome men and beautiful women as sacrifices. Protagonist: The body is just a red powder-covered skeleton. I admire souls that shine with the light of faith. Then all the cultists were scared out of their minds and cried for help from the Special Security Bureau. A rumor spread: This evil god is terrifying. Everyone who summons him meets a terrible end. The protagonist was satisfied, thinking that now no one would dare summon him again. At last, he could fulfill his dream of being a couch potato and sleep until the end of time. Just as he was about to fall asleep, he heard another summons. Furious at being woken up, the evil god rushed to the altar, only to discover that this time, a group of besieged Special Security Bureau officers had summoned him. Special Security Bureau: Great God of Justice, please bless us and all the hostages so we can get out of here safely. As for a sacrifice, um, we heard you don't like souls, raw meat, and things like that. We didn't have time to prepare anything. Once we get back alive, we'll offer you the best incense, plus spicy hot pot, fried chicken, grilled skewers, beer, and soda... Protagonist: ... Special Security Bureau big shot: If you're still not satisfied, how about me? I have a slim waist, long legs, and a beautiful face. I'm great in bed, so I can definitely satisfy you. Protagonist: ... This is freaking ridiculous. And yet he was genuinely tempted. #How I changed careers from evil god to god of justice# Theme: I decide my own fate, not heaven.