The Hit Scumbag Gong's Total Makeover Plan

Blurb: System: Scummy top, your conscience has been delivered. Please sign for it. 1. Vicious, arrogant sect master x quiet, lowly shadow guard [He Xing x A Ying] One day, He Xing, sect master of the Sword Pavilion, was drugged with an aphrodisiac. His personal shadow guard, A Ying, offered himself to serve him, and He Xing discovered a secret about A Ying's body. He Xing was cruel by nature, and found the discovery fascinating. He summoned A Ying night after night, with all kinds of new tricks, leaving A Ying unable to endure it and passing out each time. But A Ying had never been close to anyone before. The occasional, tiny scraps of condescending kindness He Xing tossed his way made A Ying start to hope without realizing it. A Ying always thought he had stayed by He Xing's side because his features resembled those of Young Master Xu, whom he had known since childhood. He was willing to be a substitute for the person in He Xing's heart. Then A Ying couldn't stop vomiting, and discovered he was pregnant. At the same time, He Xing grew tired of Young Master Xu. Terrified, A Ying fled in a panic, convinced that the child in his belly was the only thing he had ever selfishly wanted. It was the most precious thing the sect master had left him. So when He Xing discovered the man in his bed had run away, he flew into a rage and sent nearly the entire Sword Pavilion out to capture A Ying, once its most loyal and sharpest blade. 2. Cold, straight-laced rich young master x isolated, helpless poor top student [Duan Cheng x Mu Xi] It all started with a diary. The fact that his roommate, Mu Xi, was gay was exposed in the cruelest way. The story spread like wildfire throughout the department. There were two people at the center of the rumor: Mu Xi, who had written the diary, and Duan Cheng, who had been written about in it. After the story blew up on the school forum, one nosy classmate after another asked Duan Cheng, "What's it like to have a gay roommate fall for you?" Or, "Mu Xi secretly fantasizes about you all the time, doesn't he? Doesn't that gross you out?" In truth, Duan Cheng's impression of Mu Xi was that he was delicate and pale, always wearing a faded shirt, with eyes like a gentle deer. He always seemed to make himself as small as possible. Duan Cheng wasn't short of money, but poor Mu Xi still scrimped and saved, often buying him fruit and snacks or running errands for him. But Duan Cheng didn't like any of that, just as he didn't like men. Fed up with the whole affair, Duan Cheng filled out an exchange student application and prepared to go to M Country. But that day, Duan Cheng suddenly suffered heart palpitations and was taken to the hospital by his driver. There, he ran into Mu Xi. Mu Xi, who had tried to jump from a building, broken a leg, and gone pale as a sheet. 3. Vengeful crown prince x treacherous eunuch lackey [Gu Wenfei x Chao Quan] Crown Prince Gu Wenfei had been pampered and revered his entire life, and had rarely suffered a setback. But he was blindsided when his former lover, Chao Quan, the Director of the Directorate of Ceremonial, betrayed him and joined forces with the Second Prince to plot against him. His father flew into a rage and demoted him to remote Wangzhou, where he spent three years. His engagement to the Chancellor's family was naturally called off as well. Throughout those three years, the former crown prince hated Chao Quan so much his teeth ached. Who could have expected that after three years, his second brother would be so impatient? Even after becoming heir, he still rebelled, forcing their father to issue an edict ordering Chao Quan to bring the tiger tally and imperial decree. The former crown prince was to lead 100,000 troops from the Central Capital and restore order. Why send Chao Quan? Naturally, it was to let Gu Wenfei vent his anger. It didn't matter if he killed him or beat him half to death. Gu Wenfei was already furious. When he saw Chao Quan in his scarlet official robes, he eyed that peach-blossom face like a hungry wolf and thought, You deserve to end up in my hands. Everyone thought the crown prince would kill Chao Quan or make mincemeat of him. 4. Young emperor of the Qian type, growing into his power x great general of the Kun type, a doting father figure [Ji Zheng x Lu Chang] Ten years ago, Ji Zheng's father started an uprising. Ji Zheng, who had been playing in the mud in the fields, suddenly rose to the heavens and became crown prince. Later, the emperor entrusted the crown prince to General Lu Chang, ordering the prince to call him "Adoptive Father" so he could keep the treacherous court officials in check. In truth, Ji Zheng wasn't happy about it. Lu Chang was a Kun, yet he appeared in public, wielded weapons, and commanded a million troops. The first few points weren't important. What mattered was that Ji Zheng always felt Lu Chang looked down on him. They were both people, weren't they? Two eyes, one nose, and one mouth. What was there to look down on? Besides, Ji Zheng had become emperor. Lu Chang still had to bow to him, didn't he? Ji Zheng felt that this "Adoptive Father" was far too involved in his affairs. After keeping it bottled up for years, Ji Zheng couldn't take it anymore. So he came up with a rotten, underhanded plan: he took advantage of the general's rut and marked General Lu Chang, leaving no room for refusal. Lu Chang had bones as hard as iron. At most, he had a hint of the scent of plum blossoms, but he was still far too hard to crack... After that absurd night, Ji Zheng, whose teeth ached from biting down, had no intention of taking responsibility. But after being marked, surely the Kun general would have to listen to Ji Zheng now, right (?) 5. Young lord missing one emotional sense x traitorous furnace vessel sword attendant [Ji Yunting x Feng Jian] Three hundred years ago, Ji Yunting, young sect master of the Immortal Alliance, received his sword attendant. The young Ji Yunting had rescued the sword attendant from evil cultivators. The attendant was usually taciturn, with eyes as dark as thick ink that would never dissolve. Even when he was used as a furnace vessel and abused, he would only grit his teeth and endure it. He wouldn't even beg for mercy, only gazing at Ji Yunting with a devotion he thought he was hiding. It would have been hard for anyone not to notice such intense feelings. But Ji Yunting couldn't see it, or perhaps he simply didn't care. The spring of the three hundred and first year. The Immortal Alliance was torn by internal strife. Ji Yunting fought the enemy while gravely injured, purging the rebels from the alliance. Anyone exposed as a traitor was immediately executed, with ruthless efficiency. And the last traitor he uncovered was the sword attendant. At the end, Ji Yunting asked him, offering him his final act of kindness: "Where do you want your bones buried?" Covered in blood, Feng Jian managed a faint, exhausted smile. "There's a patch of foxtail grass on the path you take whenever you leave. I scattered the seeds there back then. I want to be buried there." Like a little dog, he would wag his tail gently at Ji Yunting whenever the wind blew. Reading Notes: 1. This story has no crematorium arc. It has a happy ending. 2. This story is not suitable for readers with extreme preferences. 3. This story is entirely fictional. Do not apply it to real life; please develop sound values. 4. Both leads are virgins. The author's preferences are [top-led romance + the top saves the bottom], so although the top is scummy in some ways, he also has redeeming qualities. 5. The characters' values do not represent the author's values. Theme: Meet sincerity with sincerity