Why Did Collecting Merch Make Me Transmigrate?

[The blurb is written in second person; the story itself is in third person. Cover art in progress.]

Buying merch means purchasing merchandise related to a work.

As the utterly ordinary leader of a merch-buying group, you set off with your suitcase on a new day, ready to charge into the Conan Cafe and wrest merch away from scalpers for your group members, who are desperate to get their hands on it.

You are determined.

Then you pull your suitcase and wear your ita bag as you transmigrate.

You: ?

The two police officers in front of you seem oddly familiar, a little like the CP on your ita bag.

Then you hear someone call them "Officer Sato" and "Officer Takagi."

#Question: When the people featured on your ita bag show up in front of you, will they suspect you're a stalker?#

Then you discover that the other admins in your merch group have transmigrated too.

You: (leans back in alarm)

Our group's card-trading expert, who can pull any character from a pack and track down obscure ones, directly joins the Suzuki Financial Group.

Our group's schedule-maker winds up as an office worker at the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department, where she can keep working overtime.

Our group's proxy shopper, the kind soul who buys original-art merch from Tottori, heads straight to Ekoda, crossing over from another series.

(Proxy shopper: Hello? Someone save me! Why is everything about my world wrong?!)

(Leader: I get it now. I'll save all the fandom's beloved characters!)

(Proxy shopper: That's not what I meant! Don't take half of what I said and run with it!)

1. A zany story about a group transmigrating together. The story is told in a comedic third-person style, and every protagonist has their own storyline.

2. There will be various time-travel shenanigans, and Ekoda gets to join in.

3. Some characters will get killed off, but all the protagonists are psychologically sound, and there will be no angst.

4. Expect the unhinged fanfiction of a merch-loving fangirl. Please be aware.

5. Nothing especially clever or profound here. The goal is to have fun buying merch and getting excited over your favorite characters.

6. Includes the author's own interpretations of the characters. Enjoy!

Premise: Love can cross time and space