The System Has Done So Much for the World's Stability

*This is just an idea. I'm posting a blurb first, and I'll make a cover if I decide to start writing it.

System 0123, head of the Redemption Department, is always dealing with all sorts of miscellaneous tasks.

For example, right now they need to fix an anomaly in Detective Conan World No. 073.

First, kick out the underage watered-down booze and the scheming Mary Sue who are trying to get between two pairs of childhood friends from the police academy.

System 0123: Enough with all this flashy nonsense!

Then there's the bunch of angst fiends trying to die one by one right in front of the police academy crew just to get attention. Toss them out.

System 0123: No angst! Angst fiends, get out!

And don't forget to keep the child protagonist from getting kidnapped by a real-bad-guy who knows the plot in advance, or let the black-side combat power get too inflated by outsiders who are just there for fun.

System 0123: Protecting the physical and mental well-being of adorable minors starts with you and me!

The department head says: I'm so tired I'm about to drop!

1. The protagonist is a System. They get one life per world, with no fake deaths, secret identities, or similar plotlines.

2. The protagonist is purely on the good side, with no undercover-agent plot. They will save some characters, so please keep that in mind.

3. As you can tell from the blurb, this story is written to indulge the author's tastes.

4. No idea when I'll start writing it.

Theme: The System is busy today, too.