The Ridiculous Trainee

The famous boy band Fresh was a sensation across the country, with fans all over China.

The group had five members, each with a distinct personality and impressive talent.

Except for Jiang Senmian.

Jiang Senmian was the youngest member. Apart from his good looks and money, he had nothing going for him.

Lately, Jiang Senmian had a problem.

After a bizarre bus explosion, he had somehow gained the ability to read minds.

Constantly hearing other people's thoughts was driving him crazy. After struggling with it for a long time, he decided to ask the teammates he saw day in and day out for help.

In the practice room.

Jiang Senmian began, "Guys, there's something I..."

He had barely started when...

Teammate 1, gentle and refined, with a mild temper: [I'm so thirsty. Chicken blood again today. How did I, a vampire, end up living this miserably? Never mind, keeping my identity hidden is what matters.]

Jiang Senmian: ?!

Teammate 2, the cold, aloof beauty who hardly ever spoke: [I have to keep my identity as the Mother of Monsters hidden. Sigh, I'm giving birth to monsters again tonight. Carrying a pregnancy for ten months is so hard.]

Jiang Senmian: ??!

Teammate 3, cute, playful, sweet, and clingy: [I have to go straight on a mission as soon as we're done. I heard a superpowered person infiltrated this city. I have to protect it! I can't let anyone find out I'm an Esper!]

Jiang Senmian: ???!

Teammate 4, arrogant and cold, who said one thing and meant another: [It's a new transformation cycle tonight. I need to find somewhere safe to transform. I must keep my identity as a genetic mutant hidden!]

Jiang Senmian: ????!

Hearing Jiang Senmian's voice, his teammates turned around with loving expressions. "What's wrong?"

[If he finds out who I am, I'll drain all his blood / turn him into a monster / use my superpower to trap him / invade his genes!]

Jiang Senmian: "..."

Jiang Senmian: "…"

#Do I dare say anything?#

#I absolutely do not dare say anything!#

#I can only pretend to be an ordinary person#

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One day, the boy band Fresh went on a variety show, and fans livestreamed their visit.

Due to a work oversight, the livestream started early.

On screen, Jiang Senmian's cheeks were flushed and his hair was mussed. His shirt hung half open, exposing his fair shoulder.

The other four surrounded him. One held him by the shoulders from behind, one rubbed his hand against their face in delight, one pinched his cheek and stroked it with a thumb, and one crouched in front of him, gazing into his eyes. "Mianmian, listen carefully. Which of us wants to "you" the most?"

Reader's guide:

1. The author has a bad case of chuunibyou.

2. A chaotic, jealousy-filled daily life. The protagonist is doted on by the whole group, and everyone is pure.

3. The blurb and title are still undecided!

Theme: Saving the world starts with me!