[Western Crossover] Iron Man, Need Treatment?

Western Crossover advance notice: Left Hand, Batman, Right Hand, Wayne [Western Crossover]. Updating daily: [Western Crossover] Learning to Be Human from the Red Hood. · [You are an existence from a higher dimension, bringing hope of ascension. The world's consciousness sings a hymn of welcome at your arrival.] [You don a halo and become an Angel of Holy Light, healing people.] [You healed a genius cursed by knowledge. He is a hero favored by Holy Light, and your light gained another brilliant gleam of justice.] [You embraced a beautiful soul, shielding him from gunfire as he leapt through despair. You planted the light of Holy Light in his heart.] [You bought nineteen steel pins and seven fixators inside Batman for zero yuan... Your hospitable Bat even tossed in a subcutaneous miniature tracker, but you declined the Batarang he offered as a second freebie.] [The Bat turned you into a watch.] [Iron Man proposed to you...] Qiao Lin transmigrated. To get home, he put on a halo and spread the light of Holy Light, then got caught by an Iron Man. For his first proposal, Iron Man invited over a thousand superheroes. From the mystics to the mutants, even the gloomy guy next door and the primary-colored one came to show their support. At the crucial moment, fairy-tale creatures invaded the real world, and the proposal turned into a fight. For his second proposal, Iron Man wouldn't give up and invited three thousand superheroes. From the mystics to the mutants, even the gloomy guy next door and the primary-colored one came to show their support. At the crucial moment, Gotham was besieged by zombies and went off the grid, and the proposal turned into a fight. For his third proposal... All the superheroes: Three strikes and you're out. Get married right here, and stop holding engagement ceremonies! Reader advisory: 1. A higher-dimensional Angel of Holy Light on top x mortal-bodied Iron Man who can rival the gods on the bottom 2. The protagonist is invincible and is not an ordinary human. 3. Contains a tiny bit of Superbat, Hawkeye and Black Widow, and EC, among others. Characters may be out of character, but the original characters aren't vilified. 4. The worlds are merged, and the plot will change. Sweetness all the way through, with no tragic endings for either the main or supporting characters. I just want everyone to be happy. Advance notice: [Western Crossover] Learning to Be Human from the Red Hood Treil purified a hundred thousand higher-dimensional players and slew twelve Primordial Gods, then was exiled to the "simple and honest" city of Gotham. The world told him to act like a person. Treil did his best to learn how to be human. His first teacher was an irritable Red Hood who liked eating spicy hot dogs, riding his motorcycle, and going out to beat people up. He also liked provoking his second teacher. His second teacher was a billionaire who turned into a giant bat at night and went out to beat people up. The first teacher gave him a hard time, while the third teacher brought him apple pie. His third teacher was an overworked reporter who liked wearing a red, blue, and yellow skintight suit, flying into the sky to save people, and delivering all sorts of delicious food to the second teacher. Treil learned things like "skip the chatter and start fighting," "enjoy good food and strive to become the richest man," and "a good Kryptonian should fall in love with a bat"... · And so, Gotham gained a safe zone where heroes could get healed. Under the Bat's watch, Arkham grew emptier by the day. First, the Pig-Faced Butcher went to hell, then Killer Croc floated atop Arkham's tallest tower, then Poison Ivy lost her poison, Two-Face became One-Face, and the Joker died of a joke... Even the Court of Owls was lit up by Holy Light. Gotham suddenly changed overnight. Treil also learned to steal kryptonite from the Bat's kids, take the tires off the Batmobile, and make the gloomy guy grow a mouth while wearing cat ears... When the gloomy guy came after him, he sent out golems named Thomas and Martha. The Bat's blood pressure went up yet again today! · Treil's demon eyes could see through souls. The Red Hood cursed and grumbled. Treil: You care about me. The Red Hood swore at him. Treil: You love me. The Red Hood turned on him and hit him. Treil (kissing him): You love me so much. Let me replenish your magic. The Red Hood, ears bright red and bristling: What's wrong with you?! Treil: Want me to replenish your magic again? The Red Hood: ...Yeah. Theme: Heroes save the world, and healers protect heroes