A Bat in One Hand, a Wayne in the Other [Western Crossover]

As the God of Darkness, Darklaes seems to have a few things mixed up. The common knowledge he picked up from Gotham's underground forums isn't exactly reliable, either. He thinks the Dark Knight smells and tastes delicious, and firmly believes that the Dark Knight is the embodiment of fear and that he's dating Gotham's sweetheart. Darkness and fear are a match made in heaven! Darklaes is going to break up BatBruce and steal the Dark Knight back! Darklaes, fully prepared, captured Wayne. But then... Darklaes: Brucie is so sweet and handsome! I'm going to conquer Gotham and give it to Brucie! The Dark Knight: Say that again? Darklaes takes Batman's fist in his hand. "I'm not here to break you two up. I'm here to join you! You're both my wings!" By day, Darklaes plays the overbearing monarch doting exclusively on Wayne. By night, Darklaes plays the Dark Knight's delicate, devoted husband. The Batkids watching the show: This is great! We love it! Give us more! Some blockheaded gods are so stubborn that even when Wayne stands right in front of them in his Batsuit, they can still think of Wayne and Batman as two different people! A few things to know: 1. The protagonist is the bottom. He's not human, has a bizarre way of thinking, and changes bodies like changing clothes. 2. The protagonist revives Red Hood early and loves raising little birds. 3. Batman sometimes doesn't say much, but he's quick to act. 4. There is OOC, the timeline is a mess, and this is my own assembled Earth. 5. Mostly everyday life in Gotham. Not friendly to the Joker, very friendly to the Batfamily. -- Upcoming: "[Western Crossover] Is Drake Asleep?" -- Colt can copy the thing someone cherishes most in their dreams, but he can only bind himself to one person's dreams. He's got his eye on his classmate Drake: rich, handsome, and a top student. The thing he treasures most in his dreams must be worth a fortune. Day 1: Drake isn't asleep. Day 2: Drake isn't asleep. Day 3: Drake briefly nods off, and Colt gets a cup of hand-ground coffee. Day N: Drake has passed out again, and Colt gets a dozen cups of hand-ground coffee. Colt: I'm suing Wayne for abusing his adopted son! While Colt treats his golden finger like a coffee production line, Drake starts producing all sorts of bizarre things. -- Financial statements signed by Mr. Wayne, clues to a serial murder case, a bomb detonator, missing fear toxin... even a fresh, healthy spleen and a little red bird! Little Red Bird: Want to date? The kind that ends in marriage. Colt: ... Colt, with panda eyes: Is Drake asleep? I can't sleep!! · Tim notices his classmate Colt keeps sneaking glances at him, as if his eyes are asking: Have you been getting enough rest? Are you sure you won't just drop dead from exhaustion? So he does a little investigating. Colt's coffee cup is his dream type, the coffee he makes is his dream type, the coffee machine is his dream type... Tim first rules out the possibility that Colt is an Arkham inmate in training. Because... Colt himself is also his dream type. Tim: I'll be the first successful member of this family to walk down the aisle! The entire Batfamily: When did you start dating?! Tim, who hasn't even confessed yet but is already thinking about marriage: In my dreams. Theme: Love makes the world a better place!