[Western Crossover] Learning How to Be a Person from the Red Hood

[Pre-release: "[Western Crossover] Is Drake Asleep?"] You're an emotionless NPC. After clearing the Twelve Olympians from above your head, you turn your attention to the chaotic evil players and become a bug. The System banishes you to the simple, honest city of Gotham and tells you to act like a person. . The world gives you three dads to learn from! Angel: Has become an archangel and taken charge of Heaven (not on Earth-1) Demon: Rumor has it that an angel hid him in Heaven (whereabouts unknown -1) Kryptonian: The kind-hearted Son of the Sun is willing to take you in (you just killed the sun god, you're allergic to sunlight, Metropolis -100) . Your eyes fall on the red hood that just dropped from the sky: a soul burning with rage (emotional intensity +1), lots of siblings (social butterfly +1), lots of adoptive and biological fathers (parent-child relationship +1), someone who died and came back to life (kindred spirit +1), and who treats you to a spicy hot dog (affection +100) You choose the red hood as your anchor! . You establish a safe zone in Gotham (healing point +1) Your cat invites a few ghostly friends over: Thomas, Martha, Jonathan... (constructs +123456) You craft gear to fight demons (materials +n, evidence that the Snake-Eyed Demon had an affair with an angel +1) You cast spells with your blood and eat kryptonite to help you sleep (Red Hood's anger +n) You date Red Hood (Bat's blood pressure +n) Terrell: Jason is right no matter what he does, even purifying Gotham and leveling Arkham! Jason: ... The Bats: Hah, someone's wearing a helmet to hide how red his face is! . Reader's guide: 1. The protagonist is the pursued partner. He'll outclass the Court of Owls, kill the Dark Dragon, take down the Joker... 2. The protagonist's body is a hybrid of Kryptonian, angel, and demon, made by Luthor. 3. A mutual romance and mutual healing. Love Red Hood, love the whole Bat-family, love all the heroes. 4. OOC, with original settings. The timeline is a mess, and the Avengers appear later. 5. Includes a little SuperBat, ConTig, DickBabs, and CA (demon/angel). 6. Updates daily at midnight. After going premium, at least six chapters a day, with an occasional bonus chapter at noon. · -- Pre-release: "Left Hand Bat, Right Hand Wayne [Western Crossover]" -- . Darkless was born in a Gotham mutant lab. As a newborn god of darkness, he has a slight problem with the consciousness stitched together from scattered memories of discarded test subjects. The common knowledge he collected from Gotham's underground forums isn't quite right, either. . Darkless firmly believes the Dark Knight is the embodiment of fear, and that he's dating Gotham's sweetheart. . Darkness and fear are a match made in heaven. Darkless is going to break up BatBruz and take back the Dark Knight! Darkless, having prepared thoroughly, captures Wayne. But... Darkless: Bruzy is so sweet and handsome! I'll conquer Gotham and give it to my sweetheart! Dark Knight: Say that again? Darkless takes hold of the Bat's fist: I'm not here to break you two up. I'm here to join you. . By day, Darkless plays the domineering ruler who dotes exclusively on Wayne. By night, Darkless plays the Dark Knight's delicate husband. . The Bat-kids: What is wrong with him?! . Some idiot gods are so stubborn that even when Wayne stands in front of them wearing the Batsuit, they can still insist that Wayne and the Bat are two different people! Darkless: Why shouldn't a split personality count as two people? Dark Knight Wayne: ... Mrs. Wayne is right (as long as he doesn't destroy the world, we can work something out). · Completed fanfics: "[Western Crossover] Iron Man, Need Treatment?" and "Riding a Dragon from Dream of the Red Chamber to the Primordial World" Completed original novels: "Did the Dragon Find a Mate Today?" and "The Earth Has to Earn Money to Support the Moon Today, Too" Theme: Love makes time more beautiful.