The Earth Has to Earn Money to Support the Moon Today, Too

[The main text of my new novel, *[Marvel] Iron Man, Need Treatment?*, is complete.] With the spiritual qi revival and the invasion of other planes, Earth had barely taken human form when an alien army chased it all over the place. Just as Earth was about to surrender on behalf of humanity in the face of a planetary cannon, the entire alien army suddenly fell to its knees and cried, “Your Highness!” The Moon, now a human, reached out to Earth. “Our gravitational fields are bound, which means we're married. Come back to the empire with me.” Earth: What do I do if the moon I've raised like my child for hundreds of millions of years turns into an alien prince, says we're partners, and wants me to move to his home? Help, urgent! # Once Earth accepted reality, it assumed it would become a royal highness, be promoted to prince, and win at life. But when it arrived at the empire, it learned that the heir to the throne had been replaced, and the Moon was just a poor little thing. The poor little thing knocked on its door in the middle of the night. “Azure, I've been kicked out of the royal family.” Earth packed up humanity. “Come with me! I'll get a job and support you!” Then Earth, full of ambition and ready to provide for its family, was buried under tutoring classes in Environmental and Climate Control, Magnetic Field and Gravity Applications, Interstellar Flying Ball, and more. Earth counted the zeroes in its bank balance. “Starlight, weren't you so poor I had to support you?” The Moon pinned Earth against a cloud. “I meant this kind of support...” # Earth's people thought their spiritual qi revival might have sent them down the wrong main quest. Those with brain-development abilities had to attend classes and do homework on behalf of their home planet. Water- and wood-element users had to go to the desert to make it rain and plant trees to treat their planet's bald patches. Purification users were responsible for treating wastewater, while decomposition users were assigned to garbage-processing plants... A hundred years later, Earth's people finally secured a place among advanced civilizations and established a pillar industry: planetary beauticians! . Reader's guide: The author is terrible at physics. The science is made up, and planetary consciousness can take human form. Three thousand words updated daily at 6 p.m. Anti-theft protection may be enabled. Readers with an insufficient purchase rate will be unable to buy. Earth bottom X Moon top . Coming soon: *The Golden Dragon's CEO Care Journal* Jiang Qiongjiu's golden lizard mutated. First, it started picking up things wherever it went: gold earrings, diamond rings, pearl necklaces, crystal hair clips... It became a legend at the lost-and-found. Then it grew antlers, and a line of golden-red fuzz along its back gathered into a fluffy ball at the tip of its tail. It swished the tail around, making Jiang's heart melt. It could even go up mountains to gather ginseng, dive into the sea to collect coral, and turn into a human to warm Jiang's bed. After that, Jiang Qiongjiu developed a habit of arriving late and leaving early. Whenever he ordered cake, milk tea, pastries, or barbecue for delivery, he ordered enough for ten. At auctions, the moment he saw diamonds, jewelry, or accessories, he raised his paddle and bought them. He even started keeping an eye on islands in the Pacific... Jin Ze raised a human, feeding him strictly according to *The Human Care Manual*. He gave him shiny jewelry, caught fish in the water to feed him, used pearls and coral to raise his affection level, secretly intimidated the CEO's enemies, and personally built a crystal palace for him... When he'd finally maxed out the CEO's affection, he prepared to drag him into the dragon's lair for some fun. The CEO took off his secret identity. “I'm your uncle!” Later, Jin Ze solemnly warned future generations in *The True Dragon Daoist Canon*: Before declaring your claim on your Dao companion, make sure they're weaker than you. Otherwise, you'll end up marrying into their family! Sunny and cheerful, adorable dragon, troublemaking younger bottom X Fake cannon fodder, real powerhouse, uncle-generation older top Reader's guide: Their age gap is ten thousand times their age. They're not actually uncle and nephew. Sweet, cute romance. Theme: Protecting the Earth is everyone's responsibility.