When My Gacha Pool Is Packed with the Strongest in Every Sense (Multiverse)

Akita Yoshiya felt conflicted.

He looked at the System, then at himself, and could only feel that he was weak, pitiful, and helpless.

Right now, he was just a wandering spirit in another world, and one whose setting was impossible to describe: this world was way too unrealistic.

A little boy's soccer ball could bounce and expand infinitely until it blocked a whole corridor, fly into the sky or burrow underground, and even kick a satellite to pieces;

a high school girl could punch with the force of 400 pounds, which was downright monstrous, while a certain man called the "Kicking Prince" was even more ridiculous, able to catch bullets with his bare hands;

a guy with "Red" in his name could hit targets more than 1,200 yards away with a sniper rifle, while a man with "Zero" in his name inherited his buddy "Hagi's" dream of becoming the king of the roads, driving up walls at over 200, then taking his car onto a train and speeding along at over 200, leaping from one building to another in his car, and even jumping onto a plane with his bare hands;

things invented by scientists had a certain chance of shrinking people down to childhood size while leaving their intelligence fully intact;

Most ridiculous of all, people died every single day in this world, and the death scenarios came in a crazy three-way choice.

Before all this, Akita Yoshiya had always thought it was an ordinary world. So when he got a free secret identity System, his first thought was to create an ordinary persona and live a normal life here.

But after dying for the twelfth time for one inexplicable reason or another, Akita Yoshiya finally understood that ordinary people couldn't possibly survive in this world.

After thinking it over carefully, the irritable Akita Yoshiya realized that maybe the only way he could live a decent life in this damn world of three-way death scenarios was to use his strongest secret identities.

And so, Dazai Osamu scooped up a completely disillusioned Conan and grinned at the camera, flashing a peace sign. At crucial moments, he could uncover the truth and take advantage of it even before two cheat-level weirdos, and treat others with kindness while casually voicing his opinion: "Humans are not only steeped in sin, but incredibly stupid too. But that's exactly what makes them wonderful";

Gojo Satoru met two wisecracking idiots in the Bomb Disposal Unit. One was a lightweight who got drunk after a single drink, took forever to do paperwork, and always foisted it off on his partners. The other seemed to have no redeeming qualities beyond his handsome face and had a terrible personality. Yet when a bomb was about to go off, he effortlessly deployed Infinity to protect the "Hagi" king of the roads, who should have died long ago, and said with a grin, "I'm the strongest, you know";

Sakata Gintoki, who ran the Odd Jobs shop next door to the Mouri Detective Agency, drank every day and picked his nose, looking like a good-for-nothing old man. He had even been smashed into a wall for calling Ran Mouri a "female gorilla," yet he was ridiculously tough and didn't die. He could even keep taunting people while bleeding. At crucial moments, though, he was more imposing, ruthless, and reliable than anyone, and would say things like, "The people who understand what truly matters best are those who don't have it," making him seem like a man with quite a story;

a guy with two tear troughs on his face appeared beside Gin. He was very handsome and could use illusions, but always seemed gloomy and lost in thought. Through less-than-reputable channels, people heard that he had killed his entire family except for one younger brother, but his face never gave away anything more;

Akita Yoshiya (feeling conflicted again): I admit I'm the one controlling all these secret identities, but I only wanted to pick one of them to be my real self. Why are all their affinity levels maxed out, huh?!

P.S. They're the strongest in every sense~

Dazai: Intelligence

Gojo: Strength

Gin: Willpower

Itachi: Brocon (crossed out) Illusions

P.P.S. As I said, if you don't like it, click the X in the upper-right corner. If you don't love it, please don't hurt it. Let's all get along~

Theme: Only the strongest can survive