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As a mental patient, when your doctor tells you that you can apply for discharge, what do you choose?
A. Leave this awful place.
B. Pretend to be a patient and stay here, continuing to enjoy the heavenly life of free food and lodging.
Bai Xun spent three years eating and drinking for free at the mental hospital.
Then one day, she happened to discover a group of players carrying game interfaces. Watching them rush around to complete their game missions, Bai Xun's lips curled into a smile.
A fresh batch of tender little leeks, ripe for the picking.
At first, the players who entered the game couldn't understand why the hospital's work chat group was called the Victims' Alliance. Then they met Bai Xun.
Victim No. 1: I'm a player who diligently completes missions. Bai Xun tricked me, saying there was a treasure in my kitchen. I went through all kinds of hardship to get it, only to find it was full of fried chicken. The reason? She wanted to eat it! Outrageous!
Victim No. 2: I'm a heteromorph. Night makes me stronger. I swore to myself that tonight I would uphold justice and rid the world of the menace Bai Xun! But the next second, she rolled me into a ball and threw me out of the window.
Victim No. 3: I'm the direct supervisor of the victim above. That day, it brought Bai Xun before me. The next second, Bai Xun suddenly lay on the ground, wailing that my employee had beaten her black and blue, and demanded I pay her medical bills. When I was young and reckless, I once tried to refuse her too. She beat me until I was crawling on the ground, leaving me with no authority whatsoever. That's when I understood: if money can solve a problem, never try to solve it with your fists.
Bai Xun: I admit everything they said is true. So what?
Reader's guide:
1. My take on Lovecraftian horror, with lots of original worldbuilding.
2. The female lead is a chaotic troublemaker with no morals. She's irresistible to everyone, with a forest of unrequited crushes pointing her way, and a love-triangle free-for-all in the middle and later parts.
3. The story focuses on her career, with career and romance making up a 7:3 ratio.
4. I accept reasonable negative reviews from readers who bought the official version. Malicious nitpicking will be deleted.
5. I'm a compulsive reviser and may revise the text from time to time.
Upcoming: The Right Way to Tame Four Mad Dogs
The Reverse Butterfly is a romantic fantasy novel. Its heroine, Yan Yidie, is a distinguished heiress pursued by countless admirers.
The cold, abstinent, domineering CEO is the sole person in charge of Deep Blue Biotech, yet he's willing to set aside his status and cook for her.
The genius hacker who rose to fame overnight is a feared ghost on the internet, but for her, he's willing to retire at the height of his glory and become a legend everyone mourns.
Her childhood friend, an anomalous phenomena researcher, has always been devoted to his work. But to save her life, he risks violating the institute's rules and steals a life-saving drug for her.
The renowned top photographer is gloomy and antisocial, yet he's willing to put on a collar for her.
Her life seems perfect, but on her twenty-second birthday, Yan Yidie dies in a horrific murder. All four male leads in the novel seem to have some connection to the crime.
Yan Yidie smiles as she closes the novel in her hands and looks at the four men crawling beside her. Each is a powerful figure in his own field, but she has clipped their wings and trained them into loyal dogs who kneel at her feet, eager to please.
But she is still not satisfied.
She was murdered in her previous life. How can she let history repeat itself in this one?
Not enough. Still not enough.
Yan Yidie smiles. "How are you going to please me this time?"
Reader's guide:
1. Contains nonhuman elements. The heroine will mutate.
2. A dark, everyone-is-in-love-with-her story. Nobody is normal.
3. The heroine is a yandere. If that's not for you, please stay away.
4. All male leads are virgins.
Blurb written on December 24, 2023.
Theme: Seek the light in a dark and brutal world.
As long as you can't learn to die, learn to die [fear]
I saw oral literature again, and I had no idea what words were being blocked.
86% Catches insects, and it is not difficult for ivory to extinguish the flames
Ah, the chariot was burned by Bai Xun's fire, right?
Hahaha, I'm still the money addict
At the beginning of the sentence, all I could think about was the machine running at high speed and entering the middle g and so on.
Come on, come on, I'm waiting for you
Is Aslan dead or asleep?
Come on, come on, spread the flowers, spread the flowers
Hahaha, children are indeed very innocent