The House of Gods and Ghosts

[An absurdly funny, thrilling infinite-loop novel, complete] * The world undergoes a cataclysmic transformation, and eternal night falls. Humanity is dragged into an infinite space overrun by ghosts and monsters, forced to take part in extremely dangerous survival challenges. Bai Shuangxing gains the skill [Haunted Home]. Once she earns a ghost's favor, she can sign a contract with it, make it family, take it out of the instance, and summon it to her side. Bai Shuangxing: Got it. If one of us is in trouble, the whole family comes to help. * Murderous intent lurks in the shadows as the next survival challenge begins. This time, the newcomer is named Bai Shuangxing. From the first moment the System sees her, it has already planned countless ways for her to die. But while everyone else trembles with fear… Bai Shuangxing kills the evil ghosts, scares murderers to tears, and wins over vicious monsters with her expert petting skills. With all kinds of wildly unexpected antics, she completely derails the plot. Watching Bai Shuangxing go completely off the rails, the System urgently calls in the most powerful instance boss. Then a notification chimes: [Contract successfully signed. Congratulations to challenger “Bai Shuangxing” on gaining her first family member!] The boss is taken away by her. The instance collapses. System: ??? * The instance boss is a vengeful spirit in red who died a terrible death, abused and tortured until her body was covered in wounds. Bai Shuangxing frees her from her shackles and gives her a long-missed, warm embrace. “Come home with me. I'll avenge you.” Later, Bai Shuangxing really does clear her name, find the killer, and beat the scumbag to a pulp. * After surviving the challenges, other people see eternal night as a near-certain death, full of peril. Bai Shuangxing sees it as a chance to meet family members with all kinds of personalities, take down villains left and right, and watch the System rage helplessly as it tries and fails to kill her. After turning countless instances upside down, Bai Shuangxing not only survives every time, but even faces the arrival of the Evil God without flinching. Her left hand grips a demonic saber, while on her right spreads the all-encompassing domain of the God of Light. Meanwhile, back at Haunted Home: The fierce ghost Shura smiles and snorts. “With my demonic saber in hand, even the King of Hell can be slain.” The Goddess of Light looks on with satisfaction. “The divine forbidden realm is as powerful as Heaven's punishment.” Shura: “What ‘Heaven's punishment’? It's just a flashy light effect.” Goddess: “What ‘demonic saber’? It's just a hunk of scrap metal.” The spirit pen: “My dear Grandpa and Grandma, this is the two-hundred-and-fiftieth time you've bickered.” The spirit pen: “Little sister ghost, please stop crouching by the door all day begging for hugs. Bai Shuangxing isn't home yet.” The spirit pen: “And my dear Aunt Hydra… Wait, why is a snake my aunt?!” [Reader's Guide] 1. A strong female lead, plenty of outrageous antics, and companions who work together to clear challenges. 2. The male lead is Ji Fenglin. Plot-driven, with little romance. If you're looking for a love story, you may want to steer clear. 3. Negative reviews are fine, but “collecting ghosts” is a common trope. Please don't accuse the story of copying others without evidence in the comments. Let's respect one another, thank you! [Upcoming Novel] "Absurdity Has Always Been the Bane of Villains" * In the supernatural mystery novel Records of the People, Jiang Baiyan has a lonely, difficult childhood. Because of his unusual bloodline, he is taken in by the Shi family of Ningzhou. The refined, handsome boy has captivating peach-blossom eyes, but underneath he's an obsessive, sinister madman, destined to turn dark amid a life of hardship and humiliation, then wreak havoc across the world. When Shi Dai transmigrates, she becomes the family's second young lady: the one who makes his life miserable, plants a poisonous parasite inside him, and eventually dies without a proper burial. Unfortunately, she didn't finish reading the novel. In the parts of the story Shi Dai knows, Jiang Baiyan is merely a quiet, shy, helpless boy who is always bullied. * Jiang Baiyan has never met anyone like Shi Dai. After he slaughters all the monsters in the garden, the bloodstained boy approaches her step by step, murderous aura swirling around him, his gaze like that of a Shura demon. A cruel smile curls his lips. “Scared?” Shi Dai: “That was amazing! I'm clapping so hard I could spiral up into the sky, spin like crazy, loop around the moon three hundred times, and still have enough breath left to say you have dimples when you smile!” Jiang Baiyan: …? After he sees her visiting the lantern festival with another man, Jiang Baiyan lowers his eyes and winds a strand of her hair around his finger, his voice teasing and sinister. “That mansion in the western suburbs… If I hide you there, do you think anyone else will find you?” Shi Dai: “So I won't have to deal with family drama anymore? Room and board included? Can I sleep in every day? When are we leaving?” Jiang Baiyan: …? Jiang Baiyan hates her, resents her, and looks down on her. But when the time comes to part, his eyes turn red as he grabs her sleeve. “Don't leave me, okay, ” Shi Dai: “Okay, okay, okay. I'll only have you. Smooch.” Jiang Baiyan: …? It seems he didn't even get to finish his lines. Theme: The warmth of family.