Every Ghost in the World Comes to Me for Livestream Consultations

[Written on the spur of the moment. The events still need fleshing out~ Wives, just take a general look for now~ Mwah~]

The first thing Song Li did after coming down from the mountain was enroll in law school.

He never imagined that after dying suddenly one day, he would transmigrate into a fringe internet celebrity who had been kicked out of an entertainment company.

Song Li was born with a constitution that attracted ghosts.

Guided by the twenty-four words of national values: prosperity, democracy, civility, harmony... values that couldn't be any more red-blooded, Song Li went into law.

Unfortunately, his ghost-attracting constitution was just too strong.

He thought becoming famous would let him escape them.

But ghosts showed up in his dorm.

After graduation, when he went to work at a law firm, ghosts showed up again.

The bad news: On Song Li's third day at work, his boss was so badly frightened by the company's ghost that he tremblingly tossed out Song Li's luggage and kicked him out.

The even worse news: Song Li felt his pockets and realized he was completely broke.

Unable to find a job, Song Li had no choice but to register as a legal advice streamer.

But just as his livestream began...

Ghost A: "I died so horribly. After I died, someone even used my identity to get a marriage certificate and split up my estate. Can you help me get it back?"

Song Li: "Identity theft, forging, altering, or trading in official state documents, embezzlement..."

Ghost B: "I'm already dead, but they still forced me into a ghost marriage with an ugly guy. How can I use the law to get revenge?"

Song Li: "Theft, desecration, or intentional destruction of a corpse, skeletal remains, or ashes..."

Ghost C: "My dad can't find me. Can you tell him I'm by the river?"

Watching the livestream, netizens munched on sunflower seeds and sneered, saying Song Li's script was so realistic it was almost true, and mocking him that nobody should take it seriously.

Not long afterward, however, the trending topics on Weibo and breaking social news started rolling in one after another:

#SomeoneGotAMarriageCertificateForTheDeadBeforeTheSeventhDayAfterDeath#

#BuriedInAGhostMarriageByTheGraveRobberWhoHatedThemInLife#

One by one, the stories came true. The more netizens followed along, the more shocked they became. The livestream went viral, Song Li became famous, and the viewers instinctively started clinging to him for protection.

*

But Song Li had a secret.

His secret was...

He wasn't just haunted by ghosts during the day.

Song Li looked at the man in front of him, with eight defined abdominal muscles, a full head taller and bulkier than him. The man held him down with a wicked grin, kissing him without end.

Song Li rolled his eyes: "..."

He was haunted by ghosts at night, too.

[Reader's Guide]

1. The author is a total coward, so this is a goofy comedy.

2. The first-version screenshots were taken on November 26, 2022, and have been archived.

Theme: With loving care, even a flower no one expected to bloom can shine with dazzling brilliance.