Don't You Have a Childhood Friend Who Knows How to Flirt?

Now publishing: 🥺 Confession Room Livestream: Gossip and Pet Care

Coming soon: The Little Beauty Coveted on a Livestream Variety Show Just Wants to Sleep

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Xu Sheng had thought his childhood friend Xia Zhi would disappear forever into that hurried goodbye on a summer night.

He never expected that on his very first day of college, he'd reunite with Xia Zhi and become his roommate.

And it seemed... Xia Zhi's gaze on him had grown gentler and brighter...? Something was off.

Dorm room:

Roommate A looked at the quiet, aloof Xu Sheng and Xia Zhi, who was smiling as he teased Xu Sheng. "You two know each other?"

Xia Zhi: "More than that. We're~ pretty~ close~"

Roommate: "Haha, close like good buddies, right...? I have one of those too!"

Xu Sheng: (expressionless.JPG) "..."

Xia Zhi: (smiling without a word.JPG) "..."

And later...

Xia Zhi's warm breath brushed Xu Sheng's ear. "We're close enough to like each other~"

Xu Sheng instinctively tried to cover Xia Zhi's mouth, but Xia Zhi gave a little "mwah" and kissed his palm in front of the whole dorm.

Xu Sheng: (brain.exe has stopped working.JPG) "..."

[Reading Guide]:

1. Sunshine, scheming childhood-friend gong x aloof, emotionally oblivious shou

2. Sheng and Zhi CP, 1v1, HE, super sweet!

3. The bonus chapters introduce a new character. If that bothers you, read them with caution! Everything else is sweet~

Now publishing: Confession Room Livestream: Gossip and Pet Care

Blurb: On the eve of his debut, Yu Yin was put on ice.

With no fame and no savings, he was pitiful enough that the owner of a small internet cafe took pity on him.

With just a little persuasion, the owner recruited Yu Yin for his newly launched grand venture:

a suggestive male streamer.

So, the next day...

Netizens happened to come across Yu Yin, forced into a nun cosplay and made to turn his livestream into a [Nun's Confession Room].

Netizens assumed that Yu Yin's stream would mostly feature suggestive content and dance routines.

But when they opened it, what they saw was...

"I confess. I recently bought a warehouse full of canned food. I think it's put too much pressure on my dog. He's depressed now."

"I confess. My dog is usually full of energy and especially loves gold, but ever since I got him a custom necklace, he won't move. Does gold bring him bad luck??"

"I confess. My dog really loves a certain snack brand. I didn't trust anyone else to make it, so I spent 700 million to buy the brand. But now my dog doesn't seem to like the snacks anymore?? Did they give me the wrong recipe?"

Luxury cars, mansions, top-tier families, top-tier stars, and sworn enemies all showed up on camera, dropping into the livestream...

Faced with these tricky questions, netizens joked:

[This really isn't scripted this time. I'm certain these people are all important figures in our city, especially my fave. His dog's problem has been going on forever and no one has been able to fix it. Is the streamer going to ruin his reputation as soon as he starts?]

[Honey, just stick to the suggestive stuff. This isn't the kind of work we do.]

Everyone thought Yu Yin would give up when faced with these difficult requests.

But all they heard was Yu Yin's cool reply:

"Don't feed your dog canned herring."

"If you wore an eight-kilogram gold necklace on your head, you'd get depressed too."

"Snacks aren't a substitute for meals. No matter how much they love them, you can't buy the factory and feed them those snacks every day..."

Netizens thought Yu Yin was out of ideas and was making things up.

But in the next moment, the camera turned, and every single thing he said proved true, leaving netizens speechless:

[Wait, does someone really buy a warehouse full of canned herring to feed their dog?]

[Wait, even an adult couldn't hold their head up wearing an eight-kilogram gold necklace, could they?]

[Ahhh, who feeds their dog snacks as meals every day?]

Everyone also watched as the pets, who had looked half-dead on camera just moments earlier, played up their misery and cuteness for Yu Yin, acting aggrieved and on the verge of tears. Some went even further, knocking down their owners, packing their bags, and trying to run away from home to follow the streamer!

As more pets wanted to go with Yu Yin, more people started watching his livestream.

Yu Yin became a huge sensation. Even bigwigs and netizens from other circles dropped into the room to ask questions and take notes.

*

Later on,

the rich and foolish top supporters started fighting too.

Troublemakers fanned the flames and asked Yu Yin who he liked best.

Yu Yin replied calmly: "The top supporter."

Everyone thought Yu Yin's money-loving, high-maintenance persona would make the big spenders leave in anger.

But the next second...

the top supporters started throwing Carnival gifts at each other and fighting it out.

The streamer dashboard

was flooded with gifts.

*

Later still,

the top supporter posted a photo of a red marriage certificate on his profile.

Top supporter: 😎 Sorry, I'm the one who won him over.

On the eve of his debut, Yu Yin was put on ice.

With no fame and no savings, he was pitiful enough that the owner of a small internet cafe took pity on him.

With just a little persuasion, the owner recruited Yu Yin for his newly launched grand venture:

a suggestive male streamer.

So, the next day...

Netizens happened to come across Yu Yin, forced into a nun cosplay and made to turn his livestream into a [Nun's Confession Room].

Netizens assumed that Yu Yin's stream would mostly feature suggestive content and dance routines.

But when they opened it, what they saw was...

"I confess. I recently bought a warehouse full of canned food. I think it's put too much pressure on my dog. He's depressed now."

"I confess. My dog is usually full of energy and especially loves gold, but ever since I got him a custom necklace, he won't move. Does gold bring him bad luck??"

"I confess. My dog really loves a certain snack brand. I didn't trust anyone else to make it, so I spent 700 million to buy the brand. But now my dog doesn't seem to like the snacks anymore?? Did they give me the wrong recipe?"

Luxury cars, mansions, top-tier families, top-tier stars, and sworn enemies all showed up on camera, dropping into the livestream...

Faced with these tricky questions, netizens joked:

[This really isn't scripted this time. I'm certain these people are all important figures in our city, especially my fave. His dog's problem has been going on forever and no one has been able to fix it. Is the streamer going to ruin his reputation as soon as he starts?]

[Honey, just stick to the suggestive stuff. This isn't the kind of work we do.]

Everyone thought Yu Yin would give up when faced with these difficult requests.

But all they heard was Yu Yin's cool reply:

"Don't feed your dog canned herring."

"If you wore an eight-kilogram gold necklace on your head, you'd get depressed too."

"Snacks aren't a substitute for meals. No matter how much they love them, you can't buy the factory and feed them those snacks every day..."

Netizens thought Yu Yin was out of ideas and was making things up.

But in the next moment, the camera turned, and every single thing he said proved true, leaving netizens speechless:

[Wait, does someone really buy a warehouse full of canned herring to feed their dog?]

[Wait, even an adult couldn't hold their head up wearing an eight-kilogram gold necklace, could they?]

[Ahhh, who feeds their dog snacks as meals every day?]

Everyone also watched as the pets, who had looked half-dead on camera just moments earlier, played up their misery and cuteness for Yu Yin, acting aggrieved and on the verge of tears. Some went even further, knocking down their owners, packing their bags, and trying to run away from home to follow the streamer!

As more pets wanted to go with Yu Yin, more people started watching his livestream.

Yu Yin became a huge sensation. Even bigwigs and netizens from other circles dropped into the room to ask questions and take notes.

*

Later on,

the rich and foolish top supporters started fighting too.

Troublemakers fanned the flames and asked Yu Yin who he liked best.

Yu Yin replied calmly: "The top supporter."

Everyone thought Yu Yin's money-loving, high-maintenance persona would make the big spenders leave in anger.

But the next second...

the top supporters started throwing Carnival gifts at each other and fighting it out.

The streamer dashboard

was flooded with gifts.

*

Later still,

the top supporter posted a photo of a red marriage certificate on his profile.

Top supporter: 😎 Sorry, I'm the one who won him over.

[Reading Guide]

1. Money-loving, teasing streamer shou x CEO gong determined to win him over.

Coming soon: The Little Beauty Coveted on a Livestream Variety Show Just Wants to Sleep

Blurb:

The much-anticipated The Influencer is finally airing. Yu Yi, who has only one follower, has somehow received an invitation too.

Poor enough to have only 21 yuan in his pocket from the start, Yu Yi is the only influencer who tries to negotiate with the producers:

Yu Yi: "Do you provide meals?"

The staff, who thought Yu Yi was going to make outrageous demands: "...Yes."

*

Yu Yi arrives at the venue, where the biggest influencers, with hundreds of thousands or even millions of followers, keep sneering at him.

Long-term malnutrition has left Yu Yi low on energy. Before long, surrounded by a blur of incomprehensible chatter, he leans against the shoulder of the man making the most noise and falls asleep.

The comments go quiet for a moment, then continue mocking him: [This little influencer is done for, right? He actually picked a fight with the guy with the worst temper. He's definitely going to get beaten up.]

Comments: [Who cares? He'll be eliminated tonight when he can't find a partner.]

The comments wait for a show.

But the man who had just been sneering at Yu Yi quietly turns red at the ears as he catches Yu Yi's faint, sweet scent. He stays completely still and doesn't move again.

Yu Yi has no idea how it happened. He just took a nap, yet somehow hypnotized both the audience and his partner. His first livestream had a viewer drop-off rate of 0%, putting him firmly in first place.

While half-asleep, he even accidentally pressed the wrong button and bought the most expensive privilege on the display rack: the right to partner up with a top-tier star.

Yu Yi's new partner is fierce too.

Yu Yi rubs his increasingly sleepy eyes, reaches out, and means to offer a friendly handshake.

But the top-tier star turns away haughtily, revealing his already crimson ear. "Want to reward me? Don't even think about it. I'm not your dog. I won't kneel down and beg you to slap me."

Yu Yi tilts his head in confusion, looking at his delicate, dewy fingernails. "? Slap, slap what...?"

*

"Don't come near me."

"I'm only here with you because I have no choice."

"I'm not interested in you."

The men say one thing after another.

Looking at their resistant faces, Yu Yi's drowsy mind can only think of one thing:

When in doubt, go to sleep.

But later...

Yu Yi wakes from a hazy nap and somehow ends up with a face covered in kisses.

He reaches out a damp fingertip and has only just started to wipe it when someone, who is clearly too late and once swore he would never be a dog, pulls him tightly into his arms.

Looking at Yu Yi's tousled hair and the red marks left on his skin, the man rests his chin on Yu Yi's shoulder, eyes red and voice full of grievance.

"Baby, how did he coax you away again?"

"It was supposed to be my turn last night."

[Reading Guide]

1. Sweet, well-behaved shou who only wants to sleep vs. gongs who are all C.

Coming soon: I'll Soothe My Deaf Little Wife! [Campus]

Blurb:

Xia Zhixing has a sweet, fair face, and his subtly fluttering eyelashes always make people feel tender toward him.

The only thing that makes everyone uneasy is that, at the age of seven, he will be staying with the Lu family under the same roof as their youngest son, who has the worst temper in the family.

Rumor has it that the young master of the Lu family has a terrible temper. He never repeats himself, and especially hates people who can't understand what he's saying or who look confused because they can't hear him clearly. It's practically a rule the entire Lu family goes out of its way to enforce.

Lu's father is deeply worried. He hurries back from a business trip, afraid that if he's one moment too late, his son will beat up his friend's boy.

But when he rushes to stop his son, he sees him carrying a plate of mango pudding and awkwardly signing to Xia Zhixing, "Do you like this?"

Lu's father: "...?"

How had his little tyrant, who wouldn't pay attention to anyone, completely changed after just one day away? And how had he learned sign language?

*

Xia Zhixing, who has a hearing impairment, is a pitiful child who has been neglected since he was little. He's been used to being alone his whole life.

But Lu Jingchuan, the young master of the Lu family, makes him feel quite troubled.

Rumor has it that the young master of the Lu family has a bad temper, keeps his distance, and is impossible to approach. Xia Zhixing doesn't mind. In fact, he's relieved he won't have to interact with him.

But then a parasol appears whenever he goes out.

Rubber duckies appear when he takes a bath.

And there's one more person to help him scrub up...

Xia Zhixing and Lu Jingchuan go to school together, come home together, and live together.

Everyone teases Xia Zhixing that, since he's staying with the Lu family, he must be Lu Jingchuan's little sidekick.

Until one day, they turn around and see Lu Jingchuan, the young master of the Lu family, holding Xia Zhixing, nuzzling his soft hair and refusing to let go, earnestly coaxing him and signing to him to make up...

Lu Jingchuan: (signing: Do you like this? .JPG)

Xia Zhixing: (sullen.JPG)

Lu Jingchuan: (signing: Then do you like this? .JPG)

Xia Zhixing: (turning away.JPG)

Lu Jingchuan: (runs around to the other side) (signing: Don't be mad anymore.JPG)

Lu Jingchuan: (looking aggrieved, trying to appease him) (signing: It's all my fault. I shouldn't have rushed to secretly kiss you.JPG)

Later, everyone knows that Lu Jingchuan is the one Xia Zhixing can rely on of his own accord, the closest thing to an ear in Xia Zhixing's silent world.

[Reading Guide]

1. Quiet, well-behaved little deaf shou, used to being alone x clingy, devoted younger gong who pampers his wife every day.

Theme: Be brave and pursue love. What you want will come to you.