
I Was Seduced by My Blind Date's Son
被相亲对象的儿子钓了
by A Furry Little Curl (卷了个毛)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 157k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 7mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
Now Open: 🥺 Confession Room Livestream, Pet Circle Gossip Coming Soon: The Little Beauty Everyone Covets on a Livestream Variety Show Just Wants to Sleep [🎧 Main Story Blurb ༘ ⁺ 💿𓏸˒˒💎𓈒𓂂𓏸 ]⤾ Yan Zhicheng picked up the gorgeous man of his dreams at a bar on a whim one night, only to discover he was the blind date Yan had rejected again and again? Rumor had it that this blind date was ice-cold, a ruthless business tycoon who couldn't even interact with people normally. But after they met “I'm so jealous of your friends, who get to see you every day. Unlike me, I have to walk past twenty streets and endure every second without you just to see you once.” “His attitude toward you is so cool. I'm so jealous. Unlike me, I lose my head completely whenever I see Zhicheng. I can't act cool at all.” “It's all my fault. If I'd known Zhicheng's new little friend couldn't peel shrimp and was going to accuse Zhicheng of being picky and inconsiderate for not peeling them for him, I would've peeled two servings and given the extra one to the little friend without hands.” Yan Zhicheng, who was starting to rely on this handsome, dependable, mature big shot: “...QAQ He seems like a good person?” Even when the young masters of the wealthy circles voted for the most handsome and gentle big shot among them, Yan Zhicheng cast his vote for him. His worthless friends remembered how the big shot had beaten them to a pulp in private when they tried to get close to Yan Zhicheng. On the verge of tears, they asked, “Bro, are you okay? QAQ” Yan Zhicheng: “I'm fine! He's super gentle! Right, big shot~” Big shot: (A perfectly warm smile with not a single crack.JPG) When his friends saw the smiling big shot suddenly appear in the doorway, they fell to their knees. “QAQ! Bro, are you okay...?” * Later, during a visit to the Sang family Remembering that Mr. Sang had another son, Yan Zhicheng panicked and, without thinking, shouted along with the big shot at the person who opened the door Big shot: “Dad!” Yan Zhicheng: “Good boy~” “...?” Yan Zhicheng looked up at the mature man, who was clearly at least a whole generation older than the “big shot,” and finally realized that the person being called Dad by the man beside him was the real blind date! And the man who'd been dating him under the identity of his blind date all along was the blind date's son, a year younger than him, who'd kept making him call him “big brother”!!! Yan Zhicheng recalled all the times his good buddies had complained that Sang Xian was heartless, a jerk who bullied them everywhere, and the scenes of him impersonating Yan's blind date and pulling all sorts of “vile stunts” to make Yan cry and call him big brother. He threw a punch on the spot!! #Damn it! Help! What do I do if I've been seduced by my blind date's jerk of a son?# [Reading Guide] 1. Teasing, seductive beauty top x emotionally slow-to-react bottom 2. One-on-one, incredibly sweet from start to finish, younger top, only one year between them. The top's father has no romance plot in the story, so dive right in. Now Open: Confession Room Livestream, Pet Circle Gossip Blurb: Just before his debut, Yu Yin was blacklisted. With no fame and no savings, the young owner of an internet cafe felt sorry for Yu Yin. After testing the waters, he brought Yu Yin into his newly founded, great venture: A male streamer who does suggestive content. So the next day A netizen happened to come across Yu Yin, forced into a nun cosplay and streaming from a room renamed [Nun's Confession Room]. Netizens thought that opening Yu Yin's livestream would most likely mean the whole package: suggestive content and hot dancing. But when they opened the stream, what did they see? “I confess. I recently bought a warehouse full of canned food. I think I put too much pressure on my dog. He's depressed now.” “I confess. My dog is usually full of energy and loves gold, but after I had a custom necklace made for him, he stopped moving. Is gold bad for him??” “I confess. My dog loves a certain snack brand. I didn't trust other people to make it, so I spent 700 million to buy the company. But now my dog doesn't seem to like it anymore?? Did they give me the wrong recipe?” Luxury cars, mansions, top-tier wealthy families, top-tier stars, sworn rivals: one after another, they showed up and dropped into the livestream... Faced with such tricky questions, netizens joked [This time, it's really not scripted. I'm sure these people dropping in are all well-known figures in our city. Especially my fave, whose dog's had this problem for ages and nobody's been able to solve it. Is the streamer about to ruin his reputation the moment he takes the case?] [Honey, just stick to doing suggestive content. This isn't the kind of work we do.] Everyone thought Yu Yin would give up when these tricky cases came his way. But all they heard was Yu Yin's cool reply “Don't feed your dog canned herring.” “If you had an eight-kilogram gold necklace on your head, you'd be depressed too.” “Snacks can't be a substitute for proper meals. No matter how much he likes them, you can't buy the factory and feed them to him every day...” Netizens thought Yu Yin was making things up because he had no idea what to do. But then the camera turned, and every single thing he said proved true, leaving netizens stunned with their chopsticks in hand [No way, would anyone really buy a warehouse full of canned herring to feed their dog?] [Wait, an eight-kilogram gold necklace? Even an adult couldn't lift their head with that on!] [Aaaah, who's feeding their dog snacks as a main meal every day?] Everyone watched as the pets, who'd just looked half-dead on screen, played up their misery and cuteness for Yu Yin, acting like they'd suffered so much they were about to cry. Some even knocked over their owners, packed their bags, and tried to run away from home to go with the streamer! Later, more and more pets wanted to go with Yu Yin, and more and more people watched his livestream. Yu Yin became a huge hit. Even big shots and netizens from other circles dropped into his stream to ask questions, take notes, and learn. * Later still, the rich, clueless top spenders started fighting, too. A troublemaker egged them on and asked Yu Yin which one he liked best. Yu Yin replied calmly: “The top spender.” Everyone thought Yu Yin's money-loving, demanding persona would make the big spenders storm off in anger. But the next second The top spenders started throwing virtual carnival gifts at each other and fighting it out. The streamer's inbox. Got flooded. * Later still, the top spender posted a photo of a red marriage certificate on his profile. Top spender: 😎 Sorry, I'm the one who won him over. Just before his debut, Yu Yin was blacklisted. With no fame and no savings, the young owner of an internet cafe felt sorry for Yu Yin. After testing the waters, he brought Yu Yin into his newly founded, great venture: A male streamer who does suggestive content. So the next day A netizen happened to come across Yu Yin, forced into a nun cosplay and streaming from a room renamed [Nun's Confession Room]. Netizens thought that opening Yu Yin's livestream would most likely mean the whole package: suggestive content and hot dancing. But when they opened the stream, what did they see? “I confess. I recently bought a warehouse full of canned food. I think I put too much pressure on my dog. He's depressed now.” “I confess. My dog is usually full of energy and loves gold, but after I had a custom necklace made for him, he stopped moving. Is gold bad for him??” “I confess. My dog loves a certain snack brand. I didn't trust other people to make it, so I spent 700 million to buy the company. But now my dog doesn't seem to like it anymore?? Did they give me the wrong recipe?” Luxury cars, mansions, top-tier wealthy families, top-tier stars, sworn rivals: one after another, they showed up and dropped into the livestream... Faced with such tricky questions, netizens joked [This time, it's really not scripted. I'm sure these people dropping in are all well-known figures in our city. Especially my fave, whose dog's had this problem for ages and nobody's been able to solve it. Is the streamer about to ruin his reputation the moment he takes the case?] [Honey, just stick to doing suggestive content. This isn't the kind of work we do.] Everyone thought Yu Yin would give up when these tricky cases came his way. But all they heard was Yu Yin's cool reply “Don't feed your dog canned herring.” “If you had an eight-kilogram gold necklace on your head, you'd be depressed too.” “Snacks can't be a substitute for proper meals. No matter how much he likes them, you can't buy the factory and feed them to him every day...” Netizens thought Yu Yin was making things up because he had no idea what to do. But then the camera turned, and every single thing he said proved true, leaving netizens stunned with their chopsticks in hand [No way, would anyone really buy a warehouse full of canned herring to feed their dog?] [Wait, an eight-kilogram gold necklace? Even an adult couldn't lift their head with that on!] [Aaaah, who's feeding their dog snacks as a main meal every day?] Everyone watched as the pets, who'd just looked half-dead on screen, played up their misery and cuteness for Yu Yin, acting like they'd suffered so much they were about to cry. Some even knocked over their owners, packed their bags, and tried to run away from home to go with the streamer! Later, more and more pets wanted to go with Yu Yin, and more and more people watched his livestream. Yu Yin became a huge hit. Even big shots and netizens from other circles dropped into his stream to ask questions, take notes, and learn. * Later still, the rich, clueless top spenders started fighting, too. A troublemaker egged them on and asked Yu Yin which one he liked best. Yu Yin replied calmly: “The top spender.” Everyone thought Yu Yin's money-loving, demanding persona would make the big spenders storm off in anger. But the next second The top spenders started throwing virtual carnival gifts at each other and fighting it out. The streamer's inbox. Got flooded. * Later still, the top spender posted a photo of a red marriage certificate on his profile. Top spender: 😎 Sorry, I'm the one who won him over. [Reading Guide] 1. Money-loving, teasing streamer bottom x CEO top who's determined to win him over. Coming Soon: The Little Beauty Everyone Covets on a Livestream Variety Show Just Wants to Sleep Blurb: The much-anticipated Star Influencer variety show went live. Yu Yi, who had only one follower, received an invitation, too. As an influencer who was so poor he had only 21 yuan in his pocket from the start, Yu Yi was the only one who tried to bargain with the production team Yu Yi: “Do you provide meals?” The staff, who thought Yu Yi would make an outrageous demand: “...Yes.” * When Yu Yi arrived, the million- and ten-million-follower influencers took turns sneering at him. Yu Yi, who was chronically malnourished and low on energy, soon found himself leaning against the shoulder of the loudest man there, unable to make sense of their chattering, and fell asleep. The comments fell silent for a moment, then went right back to mocking him: [This little influencer's done for, right? He actually picked a fight with the guy with the worst temper. He's definitely going to get beaten up.] Comments: [Who cares? He won't find a partner tonight and will get eliminated anyway.] The comments waited for a show. But the man who'd just been sneering at him smelled the faint fragrance on Yu Yi and, without a sound, blushed to the tips of his ears. He stayed perfectly still and never moved again. Yu Yi had no idea how it happened. He'd only taken a nap, yet somehow hypnotized both the audience and his partner, achieving a 0% audience drop-off rate during the first livestream and securing first place. He even accidentally hit the wrong button while half asleep, buying the most expensive privilege on the display stand: the right to partner with a top-tier star. Yu Yi's new partner was fierce, too. Yu Yi sleepily rubbed his increasingly heavy eyes and reached out, intending to shake hands in a friendly greeting. But the top-tier star turned his head haughtily, revealing an ear that was already red. “Want to reward me? Don't even think about it. I'm not your dog. I won't kneel down and beg you to slap me.” Yu Yi tilted his head in confusion, looking at his slender, dewy fingertips. “? Slap... slap what?” * “Don't come near me.” “I'm only stuck with you because I have no choice.” “I'm not interested in you.” The men spoke one after another. Looking at their resistant faces, Yu Yi's sleepy mind had room for only one thought When in doubt, go to sleep. But later Yu Yi woke up from a hazy nap, only to find himself covered in kisses. He reached out a damp fingertip and had only just lightly wiped his face when someone who'd clearly arrived too late, and once swore he would never be anyone's dog, pulled him tightly into his arms. Looking at Yu Yi's tousled hair and the red marks left on his skin, the man rested his chin on Yu Yi's shoulder like a wronged child, his eyes reddening “Baby, how did he coax you away again?” “Last night was supposed to be my turn.” [Reading Guide] 1. Sweet, well-behaved bottom who only wants to sleep x tops who are all virgins Coming Soon: I'll Comfort My Little Deaf Husband! [School Life] Blurb: Xia Zhixing, who has a hearing impairment, had a sweet, fair face, and his softly trembling eyelashes always made people feel protective of him. The only thing that made everyone uneasy was that at the age of seven, he had to stay with the Lu family and share a roof with their most hot-tempered young master. Rumor had it that the young master of the Lu family had a terrible temper. If he said something once, he would never repeat it, and he especially hated people who couldn't understand him or looked confused because they couldn't hear him clearly. This was practically a strict rule everyone in the Lu household took pains not to break. Lu's father was worried, too. He rushed back from a business trip, afraid that if he arrived one step too late, his son would beat up his friend's child. But when he hurried to stop his son, he saw him carrying a plate of mango pudding and clumsily signing to Xia Zhixing, “Do you like this?” Lu's father: “...?” How had his little tyrant, who wouldn't pay attention to anyone, completely changed in just one day away on a business trip? And now he even knew sign language? * Xia Zhixing had a hearing impairment and had been a lonely, neglected child since he was little. He was used to being alone. Lu Jingchuan, the young master of the Lu family, was a constant source of trouble for him. Rumor had it that the Lu family's young master had a bad temper, kept everyone at a distance, and was impossible to approach. Xia Zhixing didn't mind. In fact, he was relieved that he wouldn't have to interact with him. But then there was a sun umbrella whenever he went out. A little duck waiting for him whenever he took a bath. And one more person to help him work up a lather... Xia Zhixing and Lu Jingchuan went to school together, came home together, and lived together. Everyone teased Xia Zhixing that, since he was staying with the Lu family, he was surely Lu Jingchuan's little sidekick. Until one day, they turned around and saw Lu Jingchuan holding Xia Zhixing, rubbing his cheek against Xia Zhixing's soft hair and refusing to let go, while earnestly coaxing and apologizing to him in sign language The Lu family's young master? Lu Jingchuan: (Signing: Do you like this? .JPG) Xia Zhixing: (Silent.JPG) Lu Jingchuan: (Signing: Do you like this one, then? .JPG) Xia Zhixing: (Turns away.JPG) Lu Jingchuan: (Runs around to the other side) (Signing: Don't be mad anymore.JPG) Lu Jingchuan: (Appeals for sympathy) (Signing: It's all my fault. I shouldn't have hurried to secretly kiss you.JPG) Later, everyone learned that Lu Jingchuan was the one Xia Zhixing could always rely on, the closest thing to an ear in Xia Zhixing's silent world. [Reading Guide] 1. Habitually solitary, sweet and reserved little deaf bottom x clingy, devoted younger top who spoils his husband every day Theme: Honesty and keeping one's word are the right path.
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No, kissing in public? ! You two have a lot of fun
If you open your mouth or shut your mouth, you are a baby. Sang, I am really yours.
Hahaha, crazy little title
Actually, 39 doesn't have that strong daddy vibe, really ꒰>< ꒱, my brother is in his late 30s and I am in my 30s, we really don't look middle-aged.
"The intention to seduce is too clear..." This is a big bug for the author~ Seduction and intention change places
"Let me touch you even if you touch me." Jiang Fan vomited..."Catch a big bug for the author~ Don't let
"So what if the society is afraid that the four senior students will blindly admit their mistakes"~ Yu Chun has a good personality, is eager to learn, and has a good face. The only problem is that he has a special face and is blind! I originally thought that I would never interact with many people in my life, but the questions the teacher assigned recently were too difficult! If you can't answer the questions, your father will ruthlessly deduct your pocket money! Yu Chun tried very hard, but racked his brains and couldn't do anything! QAQ! ! Until one class break, I accidentally heard that the exam paper for the God of Study had a score of 100. Yu Chun, who was ecstatic, rushed to pick up the God of Study. But as soon as the God of Study was pulled in, he was overwhelmed by the huge crowd and fainted. The little blind man tried his best to endure the trembling of his body due to social fear, and pulled the God of Study, who was still being praised for his front feet, to... The corridor. The scalding heat comes negatively. When Xue Shen seemed to be smiling but was not smiling at all, he thought that the society was afraid that he would confess to me because he was blind and small-faced. He watched helplessly as the shy little face bowed impatiently. After that, the blind man with a small face presented it with both hands and carefully handed the square letter paper to him. Just as the God of Science opened it with a smile—— Only then did I hear the low and timid voice of a blind person with a small face: "The known function f(x)..." The god of learning, who was stunned on the spot and tensed his body: "?" She was afraid that Yu Chun, who was blind because of his small face, would not be able to recognize the face of the dean. In confusion, he came up with a genius strategy! That is, every time you take the monthly exam, go to the score list to catch the academic genius! But I don't want to repeat it several times. During a certain exam, he suddenly heard the voice of a senior with four voices. He looked at the scene of four "seniors" in confusion, struggling with each other. And scenes of cynicism and madness. Senior A: "I am the first one this time. I will teach Yu Chun." Senior B: "The teacher made a mistake on this question. I have changed the score. I am the first." Yu Chun, who was holding the exercises, was stunned. What, what's going on! Study, how come there are four seniors! ! Reading Guide ·Double first love, HE, a silly little sweet story.
Hahahahahahahahaha catch the starfish
The story is very good and I like it, but I always feel that the sentences are not fluent and the reading is a bit difficult to pronounce. If you don't read a sentence carefully, you can't find the subject.
Damn it, if your wife dies, it's called a widow, not a divorce.