Retired and Livestreaming Tea, I Went Viral After Pets Appeared in Dreams

[Opens in early November]

After retiring from the Underworld, Su Jiang returned to the world of the living.

When he came back, his world had not changed in the slightest.

He was still the real young master from the original novel, thrown out by his family and forced to scrape by through livestreaming.

Su Jiang had thought that from then on, he could just laze around with a huge fortune at his disposal.

Until...

Su Jiang stared at the balance in his account: 0 yuan.

Only then did he realize he had not traveled to the three-years-later timeline from the original novel, where he had become rich by making money with suggestive livestreams!

He had landed three years earlier, when no one cared about him and he was penniless!

Su Jiang: !#￥@%…#

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As everyone knew, Su Jiang was a suggestive livestreamer.

But when viewers came in expecting to watch something provocative, they watched in disbelief as Su Jiang changed his livestream room's name to [Late-Night Listening Room].

They even saw one person after another in the room earnestly talking about their troubles. What was going on?

Caller A: "Streamer, lately I've been burning joss paper for my dog, who's passed away. But for some reason, ever since I started burning it, I keep dreaming that it suddenly barks furiously at me. I also dream that something dark keeps chasing it..."

Viewers: "What did you do to make your conscience bother you?"

The viewers replied from the standpoint of believing in science.

But Su Jiang spoke up: "Did you burn the paper three days ago?"

Caller A froze. He had no idea how Su Jiang knew, and could only nod stiffly.

Everyone thought Su Jiang had just guessed correctly by chance.

Who could have expected Su Jiang to say, "It says the little paper figure you burned that day had its leg torn off by you. Now your dog has to work hard in the Underworld to earn a house for the two of you, and on top of that, it has to look after the one-legged paper figure you sent down. It says it's living worse than the pig next door that lies around all day. Tell you to stop making things harder for it."

The viewers saw that Caller A really had bought a paper figure. They were stunned: "Huh?"

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Caller B: "Streamer, why do I keep dreaming about a fox I've never met, crying and asking me to dig up its grave? But I don't know it at all. I only made a grave for my dog."

The viewers guessed: "Maybe you've been under too much pressure lately?"

But Su Jiang said, "You really did bury a fox. It says you have bad eyesight and buried it thinking it was your dog. Now it's asking if you can take it out of the grave, because it's a fox, not a dog, and it's sick of eating the bones you keep offering at the grave."

When the viewers watched Caller B find his dog and celebrate, then change the grave and discover that he really had buried a fox, they were all stunned: "Huh? How did he happen to guess this one right too?!"

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Later on.

Caller C: "Streamer, the little squirrel I used to keep keeps appearing in my dreams, telling me to go dig something up on a mountain. If I won't go, it gets anxious and keeps biting me. Is there something I'm lacking that makes me dream about all this..."

Caller C looked completely baffled.

But Su Jiang only gave him an expressionless look and said, "Your squirrel says your ancestors buried gold on the mountain and want you to dig it up and use it."

Caller C: "That can't be. My family's been poor for three generations!"

With an expression that said it was absolutely impossible, Caller C went up the mountain to dig for treasure.

But then...

Clang.

Caller C flipped the earth with his shovel.

Blinding gold appeared before everyone's eyes.

Everyone: "WOC!?"

Where do I go to pray so my pet will send me a treasure-hunting dream like that too!?

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Then Su Jiang became famous, and his livestream room was flooded with viewers.

*

Su Jiang was forced to take in a dog.

He only took it in because the thing was so clingy he couldn't get rid of it.

Su Jiang didn't think much of it at first.

Until one day, he suddenly realized that the dog's behavior was exactly like that of his archenemy.

Then, one night, Su Jiang suddenly discovered that his dog had turned into a human, with the exact same face as his archenemy, and had pinned him down.

The next day, Su Jiang held his aching waist. "...Damn."

[Reading Guide]

1. An adorable, cold-faced bottom x a passionately in-love, shamelessly cheeky archenemy top

2. Available through legal channels. Archived on 2026/3/15.

3. SC, 1v1. Most of the tropes are original, though some may draw on online materials, clips, variety shows, books, and the like.

4. All items marked with an asterisk come from internet memes, events, or quotations from laws and regulations. They all have sources or are excerpts, so they will not be cited again individually.

Theme: May the beautiful things in this world always meet again.