Didn't We Agree You'd Hate Having a Shared Housekeeper?!

◇Now updating: The Confession Livestream, Gossip and Pets ◇Coming soon: What Should a Touch-Starved, Face-Blind Cutie Do After Mistaking Four Men for Her Four Deadly Love Rivals? [Blurb for this novel. Ten completed books in the author's collection.] Xie Ruan has been an orphan since childhood. Around other people, he trembles and speaks softly. He would rather spend his whole life living alone and never seeing anyone again. Who could have guessed that after he transmigrated into a book, he would become a universally shared little housekeeper who constantly courts death and meets a tragic end? And he just happened to arrive after the plot point where his employer grew sick of him and stopped coming to the villa altogether! People who didn't know the truth felt sorry for Xie Ruan: (deeply sympathetic.jpg) But the more Xie Ruan thought about it, the more excited he got. "A live-in housekeeper, a hundred thousand a month, full benefits! And the employer never comes home!?" What a lucky break for a tiny social-phobe. * Who could have guessed... In the kitchen, Xie Ruan bolted, eyes red and brimming with tears. But his feet were lifted off the floor as the sharp-tongued, terrifying demon king who absolutely wasn't supposed to come home pinned him against the table and coaxed him into eating... The demon king: "Good boy. Have a little more." Xie Ruan's eyes were red as he trembled and shook his head frantically. He'd only just managed to escape the demon king, but before he knew it, the movie star, a whole head taller than him, had dragged him into a closet. Xie Ruan watched the movie star, his playful mood in full swing, tremble like a leaf alongside him and claim he had claustrophobia. Xie Ruan burst into tears: No! This wasn't in the original novel! If we have claustrophobia, can't we just get out of the closet!! Why drag him in too? He's afraid of people!! Xie Ruan was completely dazed. In the dining room, there was also the popular young music producer, carrying desserts he'd waited six hours in line for and raging as he searched everywhere for Xie Ruan. And his own boss, the chairman of the group, had come too. Even his supervisor, who hadn't been back in a month and had planned to comfort Xie Ruan by telling him not to be too sad about living alone, froze at the sight. Supervisor: "W-wait, what? Weren't the employers supposed to never wait on anyone? Weren't they supposed to hate living in this dump!? Why have all four of them come back to live here!!!" And there's more!!! "Serve the food." "Hold me." "Buy dessert." "Who the hell is supposed to be here to wait on whom?!" * And... Xie Ruan, timidly raising a trembling hand as the scheming man pinned him to the wall, fingers slipping inside him as he kissed him: (frantically gasping for air.jpg) Help... Weren't... weren't the employers supposed to be away from home? Wasn't he the little housekeeper they hated!!! H-how, h-how, how did this happen!! Th-they all came home and started doing strange things to him!! [Reading Guide] ① A socially anxious but lucky bottom with a reliable, laid-back job x an icy, devoted CEO top. ② Juan updates daily. The rest of the time, she's fixing typos and revising the text. If there are updates, there won't be any major changes, so my darlings don't need to reread. ③ Juan Bao has eight completed books in her collection, plus one short story and this novel in progress. Darlings who are interested, please add Juan Bao to your library. Lots of love. ④ Any * in the main text comes from internet slang or reference materials. Sources will not be continually cited in the author's notes. Coming soon: The Confession Livestream, Gossip and Pets Blurb: On the eve of his debut, Yu Yin was shelved. He had no fame and no savings. The small-time internet cafe owner thought Yu Yin looked so pitiful that, after a little coaxing, he brought him into his newly founded, glorious business: a suggestive male streamer. So the next day... A netizen happened to come across Yu Yin, forced into a nun cosplay and turning his livestream room into a [Nun's Confessional]. Netizens had assumed that opening Yu Yin's stream would mean the usual suggestive content and a full dance routine. But when they opened his livestream, what did they see? "I confess. I recently bought a warehouse full of canned food, and I think I put too much pressure on my dog. He's depressed now." "I confess. My dog is usually full of energy and especially loves gold, but after I had a custom necklace made for him, he stopped moving. Could gold be bad for him??" "I confess. My dog really loves a certain snack brand. I didn't trust anyone else to make his food, so I spent seven hundred million to buy the brand, but now my dog doesn't seem to like it anymore?? Could the recipe he gave me be wrong?" Luxury cars, mansions, top-tier powerful families, top-tier stars, and bitter rivals all showed their faces and dropped into the livestream... Faced with such difficult questions, netizens joked: [This time, it really isn't scripted. I'm sure these people who just dropped in are all prominent figures in our city. Especially my fave, whose dog has had the same problem for ages and nobody's been able to fix it. I wonder if this is going to ruin the streamer's reputation the moment he starts giving advice?] [Honey, just stick to suggestive streams. This isn't a job for us.] Everyone thought Yu Yin would give up when faced with these tricky questions. Instead, all they heard was his cool reply: "Don't feed dogs canned herring." "If you had an eight-kilogram gold necklace hanging around your neck, you'd be depressed too." "Snacks aren't meals. No matter how much your dog loves them, you can't buy a factory and feed them to him every day..." Netizens thought Yu Yin was making things up because he had no idea what to say. But the next moment, the camera turned, and every one of his predictions came true, leaving netizens gaping in shock: [Wait, who actually buys a warehouse full of canned herring to feed their dog?] [Wait, even an adult couldn't hold their head up with an eight-kilogram gold necklace on!] [Ahhh, who feeds their dog nothing but snacks every day?!] Everyone also watched as the pets, who had looked half-dead on camera just moments before, played up their misery and acted cute for Yu Yin, complaining about how unfairly they were treated and begging to cry. Some even knocked over their owners, packed their bags, and tried to run away from home with the streamer! Later, more and more pets wanted to go home with Yu Yin, and more and more people watched his livestream. Yu Yin became a sensation. Even big shots from other circles and curious netizens dropped into the stream to ask questions and take notes. * Later on, the wealthy top supporters who threw money around started fighting too. A troublemaker egged them on and asked Yu Yin which one he liked best. Yu Yin replied calmly: "The top supporter." Everyone thought Yu Yin's money-loving, demanding persona would make the big spenders storm off in anger. Instead, the very next moment, the top supporters started throwing Carnival gifts at each other in a bidding war. In the background, the gift count exploded. * Later still, the top supporter posted a picture of a red marriage certificate on his profile. Top supporter: Sorry, I'm the one who won him over. Coming soon: What If a Touch-Starved, Face-Blind Cutie Mistakes Four Roommates for the Same Guy? Blurb: Song Chanchan has a pretty face that looks both sweet and pure, and he suffers from touch starvation. A little social-phobic and face-blind, Song Chanchan always tries to suppress his symptoms whenever they flare up! Then his roommate Xie Ci shows up, cold, bad-tempered, and sharp-tongued, and every method Song Chanchan has tried goes out the window!! As his touch starvation flared up again and again, growing more severe each time, Song Chanchan finally reached out with his "claws (not really)" to the only roommate he had left, once the dorm was dark and quiet in the dead of night. Song Chanchan tested the waters, then tested them again. Only after making sure Xie Ci was fast asleep did he finally relax and hug him. Song Chanchan was careful. He'd planned to hold him for just a little while, then a little longer... As long as he stayed quiet, Xie Ci wouldn't catch him in the middle of the night... But Song Chanchan hadn't expected that the moment he hugged him, he'd fall asleep... And sleep until... the sun was high in the sky... And wake to find... Xie Ci propping his face up with one hand, staring at him from beside the bed... Song Chanchan: QAQ! Is it too late to reload my save file!!? * Song Chanchan ran faster than a rabbit. He did his best to avoid Xie Ci, but fate had other plans: his touch starvation kept flaring up more and more often. Song Chanchan would get a glass of water, then sneak a little touch of Xie Ci. Sneak a touch of Xie Ci in the middle of the night. Pick up a pen and sneak a touch of Xie Ci. He could probably muddle through like that... Until one day, his touch starvation erupted. Eyes red and full of grievance, Song Chanchan finally couldn't take it anymore. He rushed into the dorm room to come clean: "Xie Ci..." Before he could get the words "Please, I beg you" out, "Here." "Here." "Here." "Here." His warmhearted roommate Xie Ci's voice came from four, f-four... different directions!!? The face-blind Song Chanchan stared at the Xie Ci in the dorm room, the Xie Ci at the doorway, and the four identical Xie Cis who had suddenly appeared. His pupils shook with shock: "H-help! The Xie Ci who's so nice to hug, h-how did he split into four!!!" [Reading Guide] ① They didn't split. They're four different roommates. Hehe. Theme: Live earnestly and be true to yourself. Beautiful days and flowers will come, one by one.