Can My Secret Identity Just Stick Close to You?

Haruyama Haruka, a B-list fanfic writer who makes things up as she goes, transmigrates just as the trend is fading, bringing along a stupid System and the secret identities of the original characters she ruined. The out-of-character edition.

Taking a look at all the novel characters she'd ruined before, Haruyama Haruka instantly felt dizzy.

Because according to the System, she had to act out these secret identities in front of the original characters to transmigrate back...

Secret identity No. 1: From an alternate world, joined the Decay of Angels, chaotic neutral, audience-member Ranpo;

Secret identity No. 2: Gender-swapped, temporarily turned six, a JK with the Six Eyes from the Gojo family, no friends, Gojo Satoru;

Secret identity No. 3: The police's top combatant, from a world where the sides of red and black are reversed, the red-side version of Gin.

They were so out of character that nobody could possibly recognize them.

[But the biggest problem was that she couldn't act out any of them.]

#What went wrong that an introvert like me has to play extroverted secret identities#

#Wouldn't it be better to just reincarnate instead#

Sorry, it was all because of her reckless, foolish out-of-character writing back in her youth. So Haruyama Haruka decided without hesitation: give up and lie flat.

Whatever, life is life wherever you live. Now she even has three secret identities. She's not doing any of the missions, and there's no way she'll manage to act. She might as well cuddle up with herself.

Three, two, one, lie flat.jpg

Haruyama Haruka went on strike with all three of her secret identities.

Ranpo of the Decay of Angels neither solves nor analyzes cases, spending every day lying flat and cuddling up to her real self;

The six-year-old with the Six Eyes gets sent to elementary school and behaves herself, then cuddles up to her real self after school;

The undercover police officer Gin's daily routine is picking up the Six Eyes and cuddling up to her real self...

In short, not one of them is doing any real work.

Stupid System (reaching out in desperation): Don't! I think you can still be saved!!

Haruyama Haruka fell into thought: So, can I just be sincere?

Secret identities No. 2 and No. 3 look everyone in the eye and honestly reveal everything: Our looks and names are just similar, that's all. Believe me, I'm definitely not that other Gin/Gojo. I have nothing to do with the Organization/the jujutsu world.

Everyone else falls into deep thought, carefully analyzing it all: ???

Secret identity No. 1 lies there peacefully: I'm just coincidentally named after that mystery novelist. Ah, it's great that no one in this world knows "me."

Stupid System: Stop! Is that what you're supposed to do with sincerity?!

Haruyama Haruka (standing tall): Of course! Am I not being completely sincere?

The unserious blurb:

A strange white-haired girl named Haruyama Haruka appears on the streets of Tokyo.

Her skin is pale and sickly, and she has no cursed energy at all. However you look at her, she seems like a good-for-nothing.

But she is holding the hand of a child who seems to have the Six Eyes. The white-haired, blue-eyed girl is around five or six years old and looks remarkably like the Six Eyes currently attending Jujutsu High from the Gojo family. Even her expression is identical. And those eyes are definitely the Six Eyes!

"Breaking news! The Six Eyes from the Gojo family already has a child!" "Maybe it's the Gojo family's illegitimate little sister!"

Rumors like these quickly spread throughout the jujutsu world.

Even more shocking, the seemingly good-for-nothing girl has two men by her side who seem to be extremely close to her...

One has short black hair, green eyes, and a baby face. He also looks completely helpless, but his mind is so sharp that people feel a chill down their spines, as if he can read minds.

The other has long white hair, green eyes, and a cold, fierce look. He looks almost exactly like the boss of a famous black organization, and doesn't seem like a decent person at all.

But the black-haired young man casually hands her the candy he's already half eaten.

The white-haired young man naturally lets her lead him by the hand to the market, where she bargains and carries groceries.

The two of them even take turns picking up the child who seems to have the Six Eyes from school.

The warm, friendly atmosphere among the four of them makes them seem like a family. Their excessively ordinary daily life sticks out like a sore thumb in the Tokyo setting.

Everyone can't help but turn their meaningful, inquisitive gazes toward Haruyama Haruka.

To have such an ambiguous relationship with three people at once... in a way, that's seriously impressive.

She doesn't even seem worried about getting caught!

Everyone else: There really is something strange about your family, isn't there?!

Haruyama Haruka: ...Well, so what if I cuddle up to my secret identities!! I'm going to cuddle them! (very loudly.jpg)

Content warnings:

The pairing is undecided, and there are "one-sided crush" scenes between the female lead and her secret identities.

There will be out-of-character writing, out-of-character writing, out-of-character writing. All three secret identities in the blurb are out of character. There's almost no acting involved, since the female lead gives up and lies flat from the start.

The female lead isn't a complete introvert. She has tons of inner monologue, is withdrawn in her real self, and lets loose through her secret identities.

The secret identities have no self-awareness, but the female lead is affected by the personalities assigned to them.

From the start, the worlds are Detective Conan and Jujutsu Kaisen, with Jujutsu Kaisen as the main setting. No Bungo Stray Dogs cast (?). Slice of life plus the dumbing-down trope.

In short, she transmigrates with secret identities but doesn't do anything important, just cuddles up every day.

Theme: "Lying flat" can sometimes be a kind of wisdom.